A Barbershop Belated Uberversary (yes, for you, Sacrilicious) (525 hits)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-07-28 08:03:36 EDT
In an effort to get some culture injected into this dive, and as a belated Uberversary gift to the most self-proclaimed devout fan of my vocal harmonies, Sacrilicious, here's some classic barbershop to offer a break from my Ubersong streak. Done true old school.
These were a couple of tunes I'd had on my list to sightread at some time anyway. So there. :p
Oh, and feel free to throw any other requests for songs my way, too. I'm looking for new challenges. As long as your song doesn't involve playing obscure orchestral instruments that I'd have to sell a kidney to procure, anyway.
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"Sophomoric Philosophy"
Plato....Euripedes...Socrates....Diogenes...are known for their philosophies
Philosophy of modern Greeks makes ancient logic very weak
A sophomore, the mighty speaks:
"The more you study, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know, so why study?"
"The less you study, the less you know, the less you know, the less you forget, the less you forget, the more you know, so why study!"
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"Monkey Medley"
Here's one you won't believe although I'll swear it's true:
'Way down in the Congo land lived a happy chimpanzee
She loved a monkey with a long tail (lordy, how she loved him)
Each night he would find her there, swinging in the coconut tree
And the monkey gay, at the break of day, loved to hear his chimpie say:
Down in jungle town, a honeymoon is comin' soon
Then you'll hear a serenade to a pretty monkey maid (pretty little monkey maid, my honey)
And in monkey land, the chimpanzees sing to the moon:
"She'll be true to monkey-doodle-doo"
Way down in jungle town
"Aba daba daba daba daba daba dab," said the chimpie to the monk (aba daba daba)
"Baba daba daba daba daba daba dab," said the monkey to the chimp (aba daba dab)
All night long they'd chatter away
All day long they were happy and gay
Swingin' and singin' in their honky tonky way, there're singin:
"Aba daba daba daba daba daba dab,"means "Monk, I love but you" (I love you)
"Baba daba dab" in monkey talk means "Chimp, I love you too, I do"
Then the big baboon one night in June married them
And pretty soon they went upon their aba daba honeymoon singing
I'll be true to monkey-doodle doodle-doo in jungle town (in jungle town)
HAPPY UBERVERSARY SACCY!!!
Happy Uberversary Sacrilicious - A Medley of Sophomorons and Harmonic Howler Monkeys.mp3 (2 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:07:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:24:11 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:45:08 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Twat.
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Why don't you go take a dump on one of your anal buddie's posts, you steaming pile of emu shart...
In fact, I heard KindaNews BEGGING for a rusty trombone earlier today. Satisfy teh urge!
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Touchy twat.
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WELL LET'S FIND OUT HOW YOU WOULD LIKE IT IF TWO MORONS KEPT DUMPING -2s FOR NO GOOD REASON ON YOUR POSTS NOW, SHALL WE???
Seriously. What's your beef with my posts? Or do you not have a good reason for rating as you do?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:39:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
LET'S SPANK HER
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:45:08 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Twat.
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Why don't you go take a dump on one of your anal buddie's posts, you steaming pile of emu shart...
In fact, I heard KindaNews BEGGING for a rusty trombone earlier today. Satisfy teh urge!
Touchy twat.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Twat.
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Why don't you go take a dump on one of your anal buddie's posts, you steaming pile of emu shart...
In fact, I heard KindaNews BEGGING for a rusty trombone earlier today. Satisfy teh urge!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LET'S SPANK HER
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S FOR ME, MATTHEW. It's allowed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:02:36 EDT (#)
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This is not an A.D.D. competition entry post
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Twat.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IRRELEVANT EXCEPT THAT IT ALSO HAS MY NAME IN IT LINKWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91072
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lollipop, lollipop
Oh, lolly, lolly, lolly
Lollipop, lollipo
Oh, lolly, lolly, lolly
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MUCH better than usual.
Needs a bit more ugly nun raped by severed priest penis on jesus' birthday.
But good.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:30:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:20:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
UM..HELLOOOOO...IT IS ME YOU SHOULD ME FLIRTING WITH..I MEAN BOTH OF YOU..
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I'm down with a menage a twat, er, trois.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This monkey song should have been used as background music for the scene in The Godfather where Sonny gets shot all to shit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UM..HELLOOOOO...IT IS ME YOU SHOULD ME FLIRTING WITH..I MEAN BOTH OF YOU..
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:09:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:24:28 (#)
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And hopefully your voice won't be the ONLY body parts of yours rocking my face off. :p
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*blushes*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:24:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:00:16 (#)
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I can't listen to these at work, but I'm gonna assume it doesn't suck.
One of these days I will do one of these.
And teh sexy in my voice will rock your fuckin face off.
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And hopefully your voice won't be the ONLY body parts of yours rocking my face off. :p
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:00:16 EDT (#)
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I can't listen to these at work, but I'm gonna assume it doesn't suck.
One of these days I will do one of these.
And teh sexy in my voice will rock your fuckin face off.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:11:59 EDT (#)
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+2 for someone turning another year older today: http://www.ubersite.com/m/71938
VIVA LA ORGASMANNIVERSARY OFFICIALE!
I STILL FUCKING HATE YOU, BIRTHDAY CAT
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:02:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:51:20 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:41:20 (#)
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I MEAN JESUS CHRIST THE B SHARPS COULD ALWAYS PICK A GOOD SETLIST!@3R4F SIDJOKN
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HAHAHAHA
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I second that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And as for:
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:46:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't appreciate the condescending attitude.
:(
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What condescending attitude? I was just referring to the suxxorness of noninventive early barbershop tunes, was all. Sorry if I hurt your peelings...it was not intentional. :(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:51:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:41:20 (#)
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I MEAN JESUS CHRIST THE B SHARPS COULD ALWAYS PICK A GOOD SETLIST!@3R4F SIDJOKN
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:46:51 EDT (#)
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I don't appreciate the condescending attitude.
:(
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:41:42 EDT (#)
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I think my drugs are wearing off.
off to bed for me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:41:20 EDT (#)
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I MEAN JESUS CHRIST THE B SHARPS COULD ALWAYS PICK A GOOD SETLIST!@3R4F SIDJOKN
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:40:27 EDT (#)
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</constructive criticism>
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:39:27 EDT (#)
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hold on there turbo.
I'm not talking they sucked because of their genre, they sucked because it was missing something. Some sort of development or interesting chord progression or something. There's plenty of barbershop that is fucking right on, but these particular ones were meh-ish.
either way, good job on the vocals. Better than I could ever hope to do.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:37:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:32:48 (#)
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you sound really good, but the songs you were singing kind of sucked musically.
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well they WERE written in the early 20th century. :p The first one around 1912 and the second one around 1926, if I recall correctly.
My next endevor shall be much more contemporary music.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:32:48 EDT (#)
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you sound really good, but the songs you were singing kind of sucked musically.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 09:09:29 EDT (#)
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So, I'm a chimp? Hooray! I DO love a monkey with a long tail!
I've only had a chance to listen once and I'm off for uberversary cake (OK fine, someone else's BD cake, but I can pretend). I AM the biggest fan of your harmonies- and this sounded flawless to me.
Thanks for the shout out, captain. These are great.
BABA DABA DAB
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:47:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:38:09 (#)
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Was that you I was discussing recording mixers with?
One that directly connects to the comp?
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Yeah, I'd asked you how you recorded the Jewel song yesterday. Drop me an e-mail at captainthorns.at.gmail.com if you wanna talk shop.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:38:09 EDT (#)
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Was that you I was discussing recording mixers with?
One that directly connects to the comp?
Got to get me one.
Linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91038
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 08:34:28 EDT (#)
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