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TTOM Horror Theatre Presents an ADD Competition Entry:Is That My Stapler? (986 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 1.9 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-07-28 10:42:34 EDT




stapling me softly with his gun, stapling my work in neat piles.JPG (312 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-05-29 17:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My stapler has nipped me several times at work. They are vicious creatures that deserve contempt.

+2 brave hero that brings this plight to our attention.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-29 17:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

accidental blonde...

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-29 16:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bleach blonde hair is gaaaay.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 07:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W?

It doesn't have to be world changing to be @W, just funny.

This fits.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-31 07:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:21:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

You've got red on you
==

That made me do a little snorty-laugh thingy.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-30 18:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BEWARE THE STATIONARY HORROR! IT DOES NOT MOVE - EXCEPT IN YOUR SOUL!!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-30 18:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-30 15:45:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you wearing a codpiece?
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Its the only underwear able to reign in my rampant manhood

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-30 16:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Fugees suck.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-30 15:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-30 15:45:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you wearing a codpiece?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-30 15:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you wearing a codpiece?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-30 15:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

did anyone like my story?
It's TRUE, you know. The STORY.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What do you need to wear camouflage for?

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your hair still makes me laugh. And why aren't you wearing a kilt? You're supposed to wear one 24/7 you know.


Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I do an excellent stapler impression.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

Look at mine, it's pretty

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this ADD thing.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-28 14:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im a ghost now, wooooooooo!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*dies*

Brilliant. Last picture had me laughing.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

these really do brighten my day.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So this one time in kindergarten I was walking to put a stapler way and I dropped it and the floor was hard tile and it was really loud and everyone looked at me and I bent down to pick it up and I was all embarrassed and when I picked it up I grabbed it in the only idiotic way possible and promptly squeezed it and put a staple through my thumb and it hurt really bad and then I had to get it out and it sucked.

TRUE STORY

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Desk accessories are evil. plain and simple.

Think a stapler is bad, what about electric pencil sharpeners?!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-28 12:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My hero

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AWESOME, Now,

READ MINE DAMMIT

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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:21:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Here Susie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91007


Not a bandwagon, a competition. Or an anti-competition. It was my doing, and I'm very proud of it.
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Well then this is perfect for me. I clearly don't pay enough attention. NUUUURRRRetc.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:08:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM, you rock my socks. What the hell is this new ADD bandwagon?? I'm lost...
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Here Susie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91007


Not a bandwagon, a competition. Or an anti-competition. It was my doing, and I'm very proud of it.

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You've got red on you



Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Regal




$

Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CACHUNK

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:56:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

That stapler was obviously once possessed by Satan.

Get it? Ha!

*sigh*
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hahahahahahahahha



i get it

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM, you rock my socks. What the hell is this new ADD bandwagon?? I'm lost...

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOUR STAPLER KICKED YOUR ASS



...it must be a Swinger.

Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Execellent.
As usual.
I love your posts.
Too damn funny.

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stop being so consistently funny.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've never seen a wall that empty before so it makes me think you're in prison.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehehe

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That stapler was obviously once possessed by Satan.

Get it? Ha!

*sigh*

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha


I like TTOM posts, they hold my attention because I can look at the pictures and not have to read much.

I'm glad you had Uber on the screen for the photos.

This was great.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the whole ADD thing about?

Somebody???

Anybody???


R.I.P. TTOM

:'-(

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com


Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good show! Excellent entertainment as always.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should get a flat screen. Cathode Rays are so twentieth century.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-28 10:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My favorite so far.


The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

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