ADD- Midnight Blue Semi (421 hits)
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Submitted by august sobriquet (View user info) at 2006-07-28 13:36:44 EDT
The Midnight Blue Semi
Thick pungent smoke filtered up, the slow moving ceiling fan gently slicing and pushing it out and down.
"I bet you'd love one of these right now." Carlo's client didn't answer, but Carlo didn't care anyway. These dark, pricey cigars were a vice of his and he bought them singly at the humidor next to his salon. He wouldn't offer one to this fat sack of stench if he'd had an entire box full, which was the point. The idea of being pleasant to this bloated, hair in all the wrong places, flabby cracker wasn't a natural one, which was nice. It made his job easier.
Carlo turned toward the full length mirror in front of the salon chair in which his client reclined. He held the cigar in the corner of his full mouth and stood looking at himself.
"Somebody should be painting this scene..." he thought, admiring the way his muscles moved under his dark, flawless skin. Bi-Weekly body waxing assured a sleek look always. And four workouts a week with his personal trainer Kristoph cut his body all the right ways. He posed for himself with a haughty expression, not smiling and not frowning.
Carlo was always waiting to be discovered by someone. For what, was unclear as he had no outstanding talents
"I'm just too damn fine to be working for a living." He absently said this aloud and his client responded, "mmphh, ouuuunnnn aaaa."
"Ah fuck, time to get back to work" Carlo thought.
"You like looking at my body you pasty lump of dough? Well how about let's kick this up a notch."
Pulling the ball gag from his client's slimy mouth, Carlo lowered the salon chair further to the ground. He straddled the chair over his client's immobile head and sat down, smothering his face with his luscious (he thought) cheeks. Apparently his client thought so as well and he began feverishly lapping away at whatever was within reach of his hot tongue.
Carlo looked in the mirror again, "Somebody really should at least take a picture of this."
He watched himself stroking his rather sizeable cock to erection and glanced every so often at the lashed and restrained body of the man beneath him. He would never quite understand why these men wanted him to basically torture them and then gratify himself, leaving them bruised and, to Carlo's mind, sexually unsatisfied. But, what did he care? The pay was very good.
"Well, pig, your little wee-wee isn't looking so good. Can't even get it up, huh?"
It was mostly due to the fact that it was trussed up tighter than a thanksgiving turkey, it looked disgusting. This dumb prick loved to have his cock and balls tied up. It was all turning an alarming shade and the fucking loser loved it, squirming and panting and moaning underneath Carlo.
"Listen asshole, in a minute I'm going to spray this load all over your sick looking dick and then untie you. I'm going to go take a hot shower in the back. I want you to clean this fucking chair up and get out of my shop. If you are still here when I'm done, or you do a shitty fucking job cleaning up, don't bother coming back here again."
The man renewed his efforts with his tongue and Carlo tensed up, shooting ribbons of hot liquid across the man's tortured cock. He got up and efficiently cut the ropes holding his client to the chair. He knew the guy wouldn't even release himself totally from the bondage until he got home.
"Man, that's funny. Soon enough this guy and his midnight blue semi will be ramming the roads out there. Sounds like some kind of country song glorifying truckers. Shit, that is funny. 'Me and My Midnight Blue Semi' Ha."
Carlo was thinking this as he walked away from the chair. He knew the guy was watching him go. He wouldn't think about this jerkoff again until he got the appointment card and money in the mail confirming the next session. The guy might have been thinking anything for all Carlo knew, but he didn't care. He was just glad to be off work.
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-03 05:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 because my ex-girlfriend just keyed my car
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this ADD thing.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't like fags
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take a Monica Lewinsky cigar please.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEW COMPETITION!!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/88427 NEW COMPETITION!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS TOTALLY TURNED ME ON.
What?
No seriously, it was good.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter!!!!!!! I am a HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!! RWARAAAAARTARRRRRAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NASTY.
Perfect for the contest.
Welcome to Uber.
Whose alter are you?
Do you like cookies?
I just had some Ritz crackers.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-07-28 13:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ball gags and wee-wees and shortness, OH MY!