'why I don't give cookies to the soulless' (ADD theater) (1088 hits)
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2006-07-28 15:27:09 EDT
This is dedicated to all those evil people of uber who don't know what (sniff sniff) I've been through.
and also: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=27718
because sometimes you just have to throw crabapples at the kids on the slow bus even though you know you shouldn't
so without further ado:
I make cookies that I cannot eat
for I must punish myself for my ineptitude
at origami for lo it doth mock me
oh page a day calendar so full of promise
now halfway empty
like my cookieless soul
crumbling fading falling from the light
the injustice I must suffer
invalid procedure call or argument
oh cruel fate that dealt run-time error '5'
to die my pain no more to feel
and yet I now arise
for football training camp is upon us
and the Panthers like my spirit
will conquer all those who oppose me
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-04 09:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This face, this godamn stupid face...HAHAHAHAHA...I love this post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody is going to be gullible enough to believe you when you claimed to **get** this"""
Nowhere did I say that I **got** this. I didn't even read the post and I have no idea what it's about, you godamn mythoman. I just laughed at your ridiculous face. And I still do! LOL!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 09:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now you've done it Caul, you little fucking cokehead. You've gone and thrown a water balloon all over my carefully drawn hopscotch squares and I simply will not stand for it. Nobody is going to be gullible enough to believe you when you claimed to **get** this and more importantly, these negative ratings are going to cost me the all important EMO/GOTH category in the ADD contest.
The only possible way for you to do something positive for society is to donate yourself for scientific research. There is one hypothesis on the table that you'd be perfect for, specifically whether swallowing can lead to a false positive on a testosterone dopping test. Either that or let us dissect you to determine whether frog-light has the same chemical make-up as regular frog.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And another for this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91039#2079514
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like loki.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't you say you weren't fat, eh Shrek?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:44:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again Caul has proven himself to be that retarded kid who has been mainstreamed into class with the regular kids, but obviously doesn't understand anything that is happening around him.
don't worry Caul, I'm sure the big kids are laughing with you and not at you
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i'm pretty sure it's not the first time you make this 'joke' to someone. i love the irony of being called retarded by somone who needs to recycle replies.
and i'm sorry, but i just bursted out of laughter when I saw this picture.
good times!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn Samo those designs are crazy and a bit beyond my kung fu
I couldn't even get a proper armadillo out of a dollar bill. The pattern for it is here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88657
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again Caul has proven himself to be that retarded kid who has been mainstreamed into class with the regular kids, but obviously doesn't understand anything that is happening around him.
don't worry Caul, I'm sure the big kids are laughing with you and not at you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahhahahah
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5 Intersecting Tetrahedrally Skewed Hexahedra, and more!
http://home.comcast.net/~meenaks/origami/
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this ADD thing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here we see the loki in it's natural habitat.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I made a table today
of orangish looking paper
the legs are crooked
but tape is a travesty
Monday is pinwheel day
it is my motivation for living
through the cruelty that is my life
oh boss is gone and I must away
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poor goth loki :(
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Don't be blue oh Loki,
eatings for the cookie.
And let feelings for to fly
like a papers in the sky!
O.R.I.G.A.M.I
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
hahahahaha
AHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
loki is emo
This post is now in the top five. Winners will be announced next Thursday. Or whenever I remember to do it.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Samo, check this out: http://www.oriland.com/index.asp
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I made a rabbit, and five intersecting tetrahedra, and various star wars ships, some more polyhedra using PHiZZ units yesterday. Its all I have to keep me going these days.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:05:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mockery flavored cookies are my favorite
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Sounds yummy... do they have chocolate chips in them??
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh goddamn why didn't I use the alternate definition of cookies
(smacks self in head)
I solved my invalid procedure call or argument - damn addins. I knew everyone would be worried all weekend if I didn't clear that up.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you disable cookies for soulless internet sites like ubersite.com?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mockery flavored cookies are my favorite
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wore my new running shoes to work today. I bought them this past weekend but haven't worn them yet because they are all pretty and clean and I wanted to wear them to work before I ran in them and got them dirty. The thing is, I also wore my new Thor-lo running socks and as the day has gone on, I'm realizing more and more that my socks are too thick to wear all day because my feet are hot. I took my shoes off, but now that my feet are just a little bit sweaty, my feet are cold.
So basically I'm sitting here right now with cold, clammy, sweaty feet and now I have to pee so I'm going to have to put my shoes back on.
I just don't think there is enough appreciation for how rough my life is.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey go look at your real post from today I posed a question.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I look forward to fun times.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:28:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
I AM SORRY THIS POST NEEDS TO BE RESUBMITTED FOR AUDIT DUE TO SARB-OX NON-COMPLIANCE
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HAHAHA
Great poem.
Know what I want to know? Why is is that ineptitude is a word, but adeptitude is not? hmmmm????
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOUR COOKIES
AND BY COOKIES I MEAN COOKIES
AND BY COOKIES I MEAN YOUR BOOBIES
BUT I LOVE YOUR COOKIES TOO
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scooge made me do it
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FILENAME
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 post per day n00b
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loki=auto+2 twice a day.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
let's not forget their little friends HIPAA
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-28 15:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I AM SORRY THIS POST NEEDS TO BE RESUBMITTED FOR AUDIT DUE TO SARB-OX NON-COMPLIANCE