add - stop shaking that thing at me (1932 hits)
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Submitted by feety (View user info) at 2006-07-28 16:36:56 EDT
don't believe all the talk about children not remembering jack from when they're in the womb.
believe you me, feeties HATE it when their parents have sex.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww..hi little man. You should post something soon.
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEETY FUCKING ROCKS
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-15 19:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
in case I missed this before
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-08-11 11:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear sweet jesus.. B@W
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-07 08:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still brilliant
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-07 07:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH
MY
GOD
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-05 22:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yes
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-05 06:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking.
Gold.
Period.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-05 01:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh lord...
I... I think I need serious counciling now...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen to mama - beware the Predator, little one.
(By the way - I am so, so fucking proud of you for getting Heated.)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-01 07:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
feety, if you ever hear mama yelling something about a "sex panther", kick like your little life depends on it, and then go get your daddy. It's more dangerous than cobras.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-07-31 21:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fetalatio
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
first heated post by a preborn user EVAR!
and to think, the prenatal counselors told my parents i'd never amount to much at my age...
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is heated?
NO WAY!
*kicks furiously*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DISTURBING
THOUGHT-PROVOKING
INFORMATIVE
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEETY!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:38:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
just soooooo not right.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just soooooo not right.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This rare jem actually made me laugh out loud. Don't get all excited, I still refuse to type LOL. Wait, I just did.
Fuck.
You know what?
Fuck you...
Fuck your mom...
Fuck your mom's mom.....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-30 17:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi little man!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-29 15:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen this before. Not terrible, but I've seen better. Hence the rating. Sorry.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-29 12:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-29 09:43:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
thsi was fucking disgustintg
.....
yes, mr rad. unsolicited fetal money shots are teh suxx0rz. burns my little eyes.
and mr stagger, did you say mr bart lost his binky and woobie? i would hate it if that happened to me. i can share. my mommy buys me lots of bling for when i'm born. i gots to have it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-07-29 12:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gross as fuck.
B@W
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-29 09:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thsi was fucking disgustintg
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-07-29 09:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brillant.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 08:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-29 08:21:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
*shakes head*
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STOP SHAKING THAT THING AT ME
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-29 08:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*shakes head*
Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*weep* indeed.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
this isn't about my mommy and daddy.
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Well I should hope not, dear. If your daddy spoke to me this way, there'd be no you. *shudder*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely, this must make B@W, or bart has truly lost it.
IT MUST!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:18:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:09:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day, n00b.
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WTF?
Listen whysenfagboy, you are not funny, at all, EVER.
Please swallow a shotgun and redecorate your roof.
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HAHAHAAHAHA BobL is a pussy but this was funny.
*faints*
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 because my ex-girlfriend just keyed my car
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still hilarious.
feety, you're doing the family proud. Look at you listening to Danzig...
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That'll do feety.
That'll do.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha - ok, it's funny!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin'A
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yes
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2, no NSFW label.
+4 for fast work and hilarious results.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always laugh at Feety posts!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEETY'S SINGING DANZIG!!!
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:18:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:09:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day, n00b.
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WTF?
Listen whysenfagboy, you are not funny, at all, EVER.
Please swallow a shotgun and redecorate your roof.
Bob got so mad he forgot to rate! Hysterical.
feety, FEETY, hellooooo, calls me a pussy alter. Double irony, having seen da-da's camwhore.
I seriously love you guys.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:47:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:20:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
whatev, mr. lobla, it's coo.
a 0 from a user i respect will always be more welcome than a -2 from a pussy alter that i don't.
a pussy alter?
Now THAT'S funny, fetus.
I change my vote.
+2!!!
.....
*kicks*
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:20:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
whatev, mr. lobla, it's coo.
a 0 from a user i respect will always be more welcome than a -2 from a pussy alter that i don't.
a pussy alter?
Now THAT'S funny, fetus.
I change my vote.
+2!!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilariously disgusting.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this ADD thing.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sick
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whatev, mr. lobla, it's coo.
a 0 from a user i respect will always be more welcome than a -2 from a pussy alter that i don't.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RATE
SOrry
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TO
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FORGOT
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:09:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day, n00b.
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WTF?
Listen whysenfagboy, you are not funny, at all, EVER.
Please swallow a shotgun and redecorate your roof.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
K
Thats weird
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i picked the habit up a little while ago when i was surfing out in malibu with some of my boys. i used to call everybody 'bro' before then, but after being around the surfers for a while it kind of just slipped into 'bra.'
now i can't help it...it's just the way i say it.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK I have to ask, whtas the whole 'bra' thing about. I don't get it.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw the title and the name, and pretty much guessed the whole post, I even guessed there would be a mention of an umbrella. I didn't forsee a)Gladys b) rectangular pener.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day, n00b.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:02:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dude, NO!
.....
oh bra, yes. this is what happens.
hopefully it'll make you think twice before you skeet inside a pregnant chick.
Submitted by mechagodzilla (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
super-excellent
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dude, NO!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is deeply disturbing
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2ABORT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit...
So much for keeping a lid on that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for making this about someone else and not me, little man.
Now no one will find out that I shout out "BY MY BEARD!" when I cum.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHAAAAAND SO ON.....
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great.
Now I feel dirty
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
feety- mommy's what we call a linkwhore, mmkay?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91072
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"But not chile con carne, because I haven't added my meat yet."
I wish we could rate higher than 2.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this rocked so hard.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
THIS HAS NOW ROCKETED TO THE TOP.
YOU MOTHERBITCHES ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TRY PRETTY HARD TO BEAT THIS ONE.
HOLY SHIT..........
I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god my ribs hurt.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
@
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit! Did you see the time difference there? 2 seconds?
THERE IS A GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
W
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this isn't about my mommy and daddy.
this is all just a representation of what it's like when we little ones have things shaken at us. it's a cruel trick that mr. god doesn't give us teeth at our age, to properly defend ourselves.
mr. scourge's competition link: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91007
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Horrific.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLEASE JEEEEEBUS LET ME BE THE FIRST ONE TO +2 THIS MASTERY PLEEEEEZZZZZZZ