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A.D.D. - An Inch Away From A Good Cheeseburger (452 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.25 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by boomslang (View user info) at 2006-07-28 16:56:59 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/91007 - words, heheh hee he
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My stomach was making that gurgling sound that means it's eating itself again. "Ohhh, so hungry", I thought, "I need to eat something." I stood up and immediately had a short lived feeling of vertigo which quickly subsided. Then I saw Veronica, she had a cheeseburger on a kaiser bun, with lettuce and tomato, and the cheese, ketchup and mustard were just slightly peaking out. It looked like the ones you see on the menus at fast food restaurants, that they create by taking a picture of a piece of plastic made to look delicious.

Veronica was licking her red lips, and then sucked some coke from the straw of a large frosty glass that was sitting on the table. Her raven hair shining slightly in the sun, large bulbous breasts aroused in her bikini top.

"C'm here, are ya hungry?", she asks, deliciously.

"Yes, ma'am", I reply obediently.

"You know what you have to do if you want this don't you?"

"Yes, ma'am", I reply again.

I drop by swim trunks down and feel the warm sun caress my genitalia. Veronica strokes my balls until I am aroused and then takes out a ruler.

"Hmmm, five and one quarter inches, sorry honey," she says gently, "it's got to be at least six and a quarter inches!"

I don't know what to do, I'm so starving hungry and I'm An Inch Away From A Good Cheeseburger.

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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

retaliation



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

One day son. One day.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You nicked my title.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91036

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this ADD thing. And I fucking OWN that burger.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shadooby

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHA

PEENER

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nicely done mr. boomslang sir. POst one every day.

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