A.D.D. Grandpa's Advice (581 hits)
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Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2006-07-28 17:19:16 EDT
"Hell I always listen to grandpa." Yelled Earl from his front porch. "I remember the one time he told me about the time when he killed my first grandma."
Charles didn't feel the same way though. Charles looked both ways across the street before crossing.
Earl never stopped talking about grandpa and his endeavors.
Charles started crossing but then he noticed that he forgot the one story his grandpa told him.
"Don't be crossing the street naked Denise!"
Earl forgot if his name was Denise, Charles or Grandpa.
Charles forgot if he was Grandma, Denise, or Earl.
What everyone didn't know was that Denise never even knew Earl.
But Charles DID and Charles WAS Denise and he WAS crossing the street naked.
"Good lord!" The game show audience gasped.
"Gasp!" Bob Barker gasped.
The National Guard would have none of this so they laid heavy comforting fire down the intersection killing Danny on his front porch with armored piercing...pillows that's what they were throwing. After the pillow fight
"What about Denise?" The grandchild interrupted his grandfather.
"I'm not there yet." Snapped Earl. "Denise if you want to know about the rest of grandpas story you need to sit down and shut up."
"Now where was I?" Charlie wondered still crossing the street in full drag. "Ah yes."
"Hell I always listen to grandpa." Yelled Earl from his front porch. "I remember the one time he told me about the time when he killed my first grandma."
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-30 20:51:47 EDT (#)
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Shit here.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:04:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:58:13 EDT (#)
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plusfuckingtwo
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:56:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:00:23 (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:06:11 (#)
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"Gasp!" Bob Barker gasped.
... I grinned.
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And Bejesus, me boyo, a shit-eating grin it was. DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do you need to fuck up everyone else's posts when your's are so poor. HUH????
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And why can't you keep my dick out of your mouth?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:46:59 EDT (#)
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IN
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:00:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:06:11 (#)
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"Gasp!" Bob Barker gasped.
... I grinned.
____________________________
And Bejesus, me boyo, a shit-eating grin it was. DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do you need to fuck up everyone else's posts when your's are so poor. HUH????
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:06:11 EDT (#)
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"Gasp!" Bob Barker gasped.
... I grinned.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-28 21:43:05 EDT (#)
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awesome_slut auto +2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 21:42:13 EDT (#)
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A.D.D. plus dementia = serious +2.
The dudes in the white coats are outside. Let them in. . . :)
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:42:48 EDT (#)
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ADD is one thing but autism is another.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:46:42 EDT (#)
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Yes sire!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:30:58 EDT (#)
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This is a top contender in the 'what the hell?' category.
Good work face.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:05:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:46:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:59:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:49:49 EDT (#)
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ZomGODZORZ IM sO Baked!!!!!@as
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:31:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:30:11 EDT (#)
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I like this ADD thing.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:28:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:20:52 EDT (#)
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