ADD - Mystery Meat (431 hits)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2006-07-28 18:18:17 EDT
He looked over the counter at a small woman with stubby hands and a fuzzy chin. She looked up at him and asked if he needed any help.
"Do you have any meat pies?" he responded.
"We do. These ones are fresh today."
"I'll take two."
The old woman pulled two from the display and neatly folded boxes for their safe arrival home.
That night, as his wife was away he made himself and his 2 young girls' dinner. Since he wasn't much of a cook he thought the meat pies would suffice for a good home cooked meatloaf.
As they sat and ate, one of the little girls commented on her meal.
"This is so tasty daddy." Smiling with delight.
"It's Sweeney's they are fresh today." He said as he reached over and wiped her mouth.
After dinner they sat down to the news on Local 5. Ray rubbed his stomach in satisfaction.
"Who says I can't make a good meal?"
The television flashed the end of a Buick commercial and then....
3 hours ago, authorities arrested Marian Hollow and his wife Anne Hollow on what may be the most disturbing and widespread case of multiple murders that the county of Pennington has ever seen. Marion Hollow operated a barber shop across the road from his wife's meat pie shop. Authorities allege that Hollow had been executing sailors and transients that entered the shop, slit their throats and deposited of their bodies in a trap door under one of his barber chairs. The bodies were then dismembered and supposedly sold as various meat cuts across the road in his wife's store. The motivation for these crimes as well as any further information is being held by authorities until further investigation can be done. Police are asking anyone with information to promptly call them.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-29 15:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just okay.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-29 03:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loves me some well done seamen.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"This is so tasty daddy."
Here's where I shuddered.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will now not eat a meatpie when I got to England, thankyasomuch.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I saw the title I was sure somebody was going to take it and write some silly story about a chick getting dickslapped or something.
But this is good too.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 because my ex-girlfriend just keyed my car
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting.
But only barely so don't get all excited.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-28 21:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cool
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ewwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this post gets the scourge seal of approval.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-07-28 19:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe this is a picture of Anne Hollow.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90499
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 18:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SOYLET PIE IS PEOPLE!!!!
PEOPLE!!!!!