A.D.D.- Table Thirteen (520 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.68 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2006-07-28 20:35:28 EDT
"Yes, Brenda, table thirteen is yours tonight. Deal with it."
Brenda headed for the ladie's room, wondering if she should just quit. Every waitress
who ever tended table thirteen had been killed, was attacked on the way
home, or tripped and broke bones. The number was bad luck, everyone knew that.
The biker stood at the bar nursing his beer and staring at her. Brenda hoped he would
drink up and leave, but sure as hell he asked for a table. The only one left was, yeah,
you guessed it. When the hostess seated him, she told him Brenda would be right over
to take his order.
She went to the table and stayed back about five feet, asking him what he wanted. He
attempted to make small talk about how pretty she was, but she wanted none of it. She
finally got him to order, and she said it should be about ten minutes, would he like another
beer. When she brought it, he tried to touch her hand. She slapped him away and ran to
the kitchen.
The entire tray was vibrating when she tried to set it on the table, she was shaking so hard.
Images of the girl who was killed at table thirteen flew through her head, and she almost
dropped the plate of fried shrimp. When the man reached for the plate and grabbed her wrist
by mistake, she pulled the carving knife out of her apron and buried it in his eye.
"John Hansen reporting the 11:00 news for KYTK-TV. James Wilfordson was brutally
murdered in a local restaurant tonight where he stopped to eat dinner. Mr. Wilfordson,
a well-known Broadway director, was on a road trip to find actresses for his upcoming
play, 'The Waitress'"
User Reviews
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-08 18:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fun but not as good as the pig one. When are you going to finish it?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 21:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was born on Friday the 13th.
Happy UV.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-29 20:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-29 20:07:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Today is my first Uverversary. Big whoop.
Sorry, man. I'll adjust my rating.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-29 20:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Today is my first Uverversary. Big whoop.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-29 15:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:03:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Read the first two paragraphs and thought it was gonna suck, but it was freaking sweet by the end.
I agree with the first half of that comment.
Just didn't work for me. Sorry.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Read the first two paragraphs and thought it was gonna suck, but it was freaking sweet by the end.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting.
Expanded, it would make a good UM4 entry, if there ever was a UM for
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 because my ex-girlfriend just keyed my car
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 21:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I pondered.
Then I drank more beer.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-28 21:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 20:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad you like the competition Bubs.
Our paths hardly ever cross here on Uber since you're a mostly after work hours user.