ADD - I love living in the city. (344 hits)
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Submitted by phauna <phauna.at.optusnet.com.au> (View user info) at 2006-07-28 21:41:59 EDT
I love living in the city. The supermarket on 3rd and Vine was out of sliced bread again, so I walked two minutes down the street to the next one. They all look the same to me, these cavernous pantries. If looks could kill then the checkout girl was giving me a blowjob, me being about the only customer in the place and not too shabby. I seemed to have impeccable timing when it came to finding women bored and looking for a chance to dance. I gave her the ol' mind your mother look and think how I was planning not to go fishing for the day. Oh well, I'm a slow learner and if only she knew how I snagged some of my other catches of the day.
While I wooed the damsel in depression, "Hi my name's Natalie!, some lady staggered in and knocks over a piggy bank sitting on the counter. Fucking tourists, they come out of the woodwork around this time of year and this one really was injecting the poison into my plans. She asked the girl where to find somewhere or other. I perused Natalie's delights as the woman extracted useless information from a credible source. She had nice tits, and those coconuts were for sale. She turned back to me with a grin and I closed the deal by arranging to meet her tomorrow afternoon.
They say the rain forgives all sins, which was good because it was falling down by the time we got back to my place. I led her to the sofa and told her to sit right here and don't move. I slowly undressed her and she remarked
-Nobody told me this was formal-
I finished and grabbed the camera I found in the taxi cab that time.
-Don't wave that thing at me, come here-
I relented, coming closer, and her small hands reached up to take me.
-Weren't you someone once, ...someone I knew?-
And she took me into her mouth. With one touch there was no chance in hell that I wasn't going to enjoy my own liquid picnic, so we swivelled and turned and there was no more pillow talk.
I had her any way I felt like, even the reverse course, and she was velvet on the inside. You just think you understood life until you meet a girl like this. The world is a stage and I had enjoyed living the lie always thinking "next please" after having a new woman. This one had brought a new world order to my inner life though.
Any prayer of appeal was devoured as I stared at the lovely curve of her spine. My years without light just don't stop here, but it does look a little brighter.
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 00:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very nicely done.
this is a contender.
though it seems you payed attention pretty well to accomplish this...
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-07-29 03:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn, I thought this post was going to be about Fear. Still a good read!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This had to of been difficult
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID HERE
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would like to note that "I Love Living in the City" was a suggestion of mine for Ubermadness v 4.0.
And I wrote a sweet short story after listening to the Fear song with the same title.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 because my ex-girlfriend just keyed my car
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya got the sex down, but where's the drugs and Rock & Roll?