ADD - The proposal of an Uber protocol + boobs (NSFW) (1495 hits)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (View user info) at 2006-07-28 22:15:38 EDT
This is simple: and we have no one but scourgie to thank for it.
ADD is a hit.
It's an indication of simple, concise, quick and almost modular content. As a reader you know you won't be wading through long, buffered paragraphs and as a poster you're doing the reader a service by labeling your post ADD so long as it contains 500 characters or fewer.
I propose this, a new Uber protocol.
Label your succinct, 500-words-or-fewer posts with ADD and share in the birth of what most are raving about as a great way to appease those burdened with a short attention span.
Oh, and here are the boobs I promised:
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-16 09:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Negate Cinderblock.
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DoubleDong (user info) at 2006-08-13 14:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:51:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:48:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Attention all Noobs:
YOU ARE STUPID AND HAVE NOT EARNED THE RIGHT OF YOUR COMMENTS MEANING ANYTHING YET
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You remind me a lot of BobLobla. The both of you should start a club. You could call it: "The whiney little cocklovers of Ubersite".
I even know of a few folks who might like to join.
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WTF did i do to deserve this shit?
I didn't go around -2ing your shit, actually, i didn't mind your SPT post.
I don't want to be grouped into a category with this useless cunt.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-30 17:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to retal hit you fuckwas.
go do a line of anthrax
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-30 13:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone who gave this less than a 2 is either a woman or wants to be one.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-07-30 02:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for sharing the picture of what is probably the most attractive woman who has ever ever lived.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-29 09:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What, you have been here for 2 week and you have all these GROUD BREAKING ideas?
Hmmm?
FUCK OFF.
This is called a BANDWAGON and the fad will be gone in a week. Just like you...
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-29 09:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Originally Ubersite was intended for jokes and humorous stories, all short. It has evolved (devolved?!) into a hodgepodge of...well, everything. Unfortunately, most people don't realize that I really don't give a shit that they got in a car wreck and had to go to the hospital, of all places. Or that they got a new car, what should I name it? My day was terrible! Will you show me some sympathy? I hate UserName! lol i'm a girl, +2 me! lol i'm a guy posing as a girl, +2 me! lol even though i'm a fatass, i camwhored naked so you guys give me +2! now i can act better than you! its INTERNET!
And that's how we arrived at where we are today.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-29 03:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like tits. I am not sure why but tits are one of my favorite things.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I ever write anything under 500 words outside this comp, then sure, why the fuck not. On the other hand, my entry for this comp was too long and it's doubtful I'll ever write anything that short.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah..this was done. By scourge. In his post. For his comp. It IS a great idea. That's why we're all doing it. You should too. This is not it.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:41:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack: What was the last book you read?
UnderOathMeal: ...book?
Jack: You know, a story between two covers.
UnderOathMeal: Covers? Like, a bedtime story?
Jack: Forget it.
UnderOathMeal: Huh?
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Jack you just keep on doing whatever makes you think you're a funny person.
*eats a cracker*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mEH.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack: What was the last book you read?
UnderOathMeal: ...book?
Jack: You know, a story between two covers.
UnderOathMeal: Covers? Like, a bedtime story?
Jack: Forget it.
UnderOathMeal: Huh?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
boobs are cool
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hers are fake
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks like a girl i work with.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-28 23:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK ME!!!! I gave you a +2. Well, you need all the help you can get.
I reiterate: DIPSHIT!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Breasts should look warm, soft, and lived in."
-Robert Heinlein
Those must taste like plastic. . .
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I hate plastic looking girls like that, I think a rough number of words in the title of written posts is a decent idea though, I think I've suggested it a couple of times.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:29:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:23:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:23:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your title was not in the list.
The chick blows donkey dicks.
You suck.
Any questions, dipshit?
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Did you get beat up in high school? I'll bet you did.
Often.
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Sorry. pigbreath, I graduated High School years before you were born. Many years.
No, no one whipped me in school. Especially a fool like you. :(
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Hey don't get pissed at me just because you have no taste in tits.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:23:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:23:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your title was not in the list.
The chick blows donkey dicks.
You suck.
Any questions, dipshit?
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Did you get beat up in high school? I'll bet you did.
Often.
________________________________________________
Sorry. pigbreath, I graduated High School years before you were born. Many years.
No, no one whipped me in school. Especially a fool like you. :(
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:23:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your title was not in the list.
The chick blows donkey dicks.
You suck.
Any questions, dipshit?
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Did you get beat up in high school? I'll bet you did.
Often.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your title was not in the list.
The chick blows donkey dicks.
You suck.
Any questions, dipshit?
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-28 22:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes this random take a title and write a story is a hit +2 for boobs