Explosion Man! (501 hits)
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Rating: 2 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by LSD 420 (View user info) at 2006-07-29 00:00:28 EDT
Alright fuck you fuckers.
Dig this:
So the other day I was taking like a million showers at once cause baths are for pussies, and this gigantic robotic squid shoots out of my dick and destroys Tokyo.
And I just stand there...
Not believing my own eyes...
So then I'm all,
"Seriously: what up wit dat, foo?!"
So I beat up the fucking squid cause Tokyo is where I sell all my crack, and aint NO muthafuckin squid gon' mess wif my crack.
But then I got taken to court by this animal rights fagtivist and the judge was being a bitch.
So then I was like "excuse me your honor, what would you do..." as I reached into my briefcase, "for a Klondike bar?"
"Anything..." he answered in a hypnotic daze.
"Even acquit me?" I asked him.
"Yes. You are free to go..." he said as drool dripped from his chin.
"BITCH, DON'T NOBODY EAT MY KLONDIKE BAR!" I screamed, karate chopping his neck into 37 delicious all American roast beef sandwiches.
Then I smoked the finest joint of all time, ate all the food in the world, and went to sleep.
The next day I woke up, realized the whole world had died of starvation, and totally shit my pants laughing, for I am...
User Reviews
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-29 10:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He does have a point, it was tomorrow when he posted this...
Huh?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-29 10:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-29 10:11:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:17:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I give you a max of 30 days before you get banned again.
Some folks just never learn. . .
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I think he got banned in the first place for posting too much. Keep it to one a day bro to be safe.
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Actually, both yall bitches is freakin out for no reason. I posted this 28 seconds after today started, thus, I'm totally safe.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-29 10:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:17:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I give you a max of 30 days before you get banned again.
Some folks just never learn. . .
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I think he got banned in the first place for posting too much. Keep it to one a day bro to be safe.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-29 09:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lolzorz, I couldn't wait to post this. It only took me about a minute to write.
Dat was some powaful voodoo magic marijuana...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-29 08:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:17:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I give you a max of 30 days before you get banned again.
Some folks just never learn. . .
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Seriously?
Banned for something like this? I thought you had to do something real bad.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-29 03:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tokyo rules.
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I give you a max of 30 days before you get banned again.
Some folks just never learn. . .
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude this should be an ADD entry.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LSD FTW
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-29 00:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the 'ADD'.