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Grandpa's Advice (232 hits)

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Submitted by Kramer (View user info) at 2006-07-29 07:31:35 EDT


The young boy was curious, so he walked up to his grandpa's easy chair where the old man was reading the newspaper. The young child cleared his throat, his grandfather immediatley payed his attention to him. The boy then followed on with

"Gramps, why doesn't grandma wanna be with us any more?"

The old man then pulled the youngster onto his lap and said

"Look boy, I'm gonna give you some good advice now, I hope you will keep this with you when-"

"HEY! Look! It's a fucking duck!"

"Watch ya language ya little prick! Jesus, it is a fucking duck! Wanna see my ass?"

Take on me, (take on me) Take me on, I'll be gone, in a day or twoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.JPG (64 kB)

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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-29 07:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do a repost. This will dissapear of the front page then.

Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-07-29 07:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK! I forgot the ADD.


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