ADD Grandpa's Advice (307 hits)
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Submitted by Kramer (View user info) at 2006-07-29 07:51:01 EDT
The young boy was curious, so he walked up to his grandpa's easy chair where the old man was reading the newspaper. The young child cleared his throat, his grandfather immediatley payed his attention to him. The boy then followed on with
"Gramps, why doesn't grandma wanna be with us any more?"
The old man then pulled the youngster onto his lap and said
"Look boy, I'm gonna give you some good advice now, I hope you will keep this with you when-"
"HEY! Look! It's a fucking duck!"
"Watch ya language ya little prick! Jesus, it is a fucking duck! Wanna see my ass?"
 Take me on, I'll be gone, in a day or twoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.JPG)
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Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-07-29 22:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed, I cried, I went to the bathroom and looked at my arse in the mirror.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-29 22:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Teh womenz all hang tagether. . . :(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 20:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:37:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like donkeys.
Not because of any political leanings or anything, I just think they have nice expressive eyes and pretty eyelashes.
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Aw. My boss's mom has a donkey on her farm. The goats ate his tail through the fence! Goats will eat anything. Poor donkey.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like donkeys.
Not because of any political leanings or anything, I just think they have nice expressive eyes and pretty eyelashes.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-29 10:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uhhh
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-29 08:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-29 08:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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