Hot Oiled Up Teen Vixen in Baby Pool (NSFW) : SUBTITLED "My Push for 100,000" (4418 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.78 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wallstreet (View user info) at 2006-07-29 10:25:02 EDT
Quick Link to the Porn: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80801
Well........
On Jan 31st (A day that will forever go down in infamy) I came upon this little nook of the internet and submitted my firt of what I did not figure to be may Uber posts. Little did I think that I would near 100,000 hits but that point has now arrived.
Lets be honest......no one knows who the fuck I am and I am VERY comfortable with that. My writing is shit......I don't write many reviews......I have a mild to moderate drinking problem....as evident in a few posts I find other peoples misfourtnes really funny.......I enjoy clubbing baby seals to death.....you get the idea.
Click em' or not but with description I present to you a few links that best resonate my dumb ass:
1. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58223 The Intern Dropped Her Panties on Camera? Holy Shit!! (The Best Summer Ever)
This was my first post.....and oddly enough my best piece of writing. It all went down from here. Go fuckin figure.
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/59093 Find Bart Among the 18 year Olds Take 3!! (NSFW)
This one had every going for it.....Goatse....Hot chicks.....beer....Willy Wonka....and Mini-Bart!
3. http://www.ubersite.com/m/60914 Drinking in My Car at A Laundrymat While my Friend Gets Poo Out of His Pants
This is what would be my second piece of real writing. I must have been really bored (and sober) that night.
4. http://www.ubersite.com/m/63883 God I Love Ubersite!
I drunk posted a lot. This is a good example of how how little sense I made. Still managed a 1.42 though.
5. http://www.ubersite.com/m/66316 Some Hotties at the Beach (NSFW??) (Plus a tard in the bottom right corner)
I posted a lot of pics about hot teens and for some reason I posted a pic of this disabled guy with them.
6. http://www.ubersite.com/m/74492 NSFW....what the hell man if they are sleepin with you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and fuck them ,than they get on the street uh?
I hope I was on drug when I made this one
7. http://www.ubersite.com/m/77989 TUBGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a little at least)
The name is decieving...it is actually I tribute to the Chciago White Sox (with a little tubgirl also)
8. http://www.ubersite.com/m/80321 Holidays: A time for Friends, Family and Love to all Around (kinda NSFW)
My X-Mas post.....I thought it was funny
9. http://www.ubersite.com/m/81537
My real holiday post.....one of aobut 5 posts I honestly put real effort into
10. http://www.ubersite.com/m/80801 My most favorite Porn!!!!!!!! (NSFW)
This is straight up porn. No beating around the bush.
There ya go.
Not that a single one of you give a shit but after I hit 100,000 I'm prob not going to post much. I will hop by and scan the front page for "Boobs", "Goatse" ans "Enraged Baboon Fucking a Nipple Factory" but thats about it.
Click the shit out of the above links and lets get this over with........
User Reviews
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"This is straight up porn. No beating around the bush. "
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hehehehe.....heh-hehehhehee....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I cannot participate in this shameless attempt at hit mongering.
DOH!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
xcellente!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Delivered as promised.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 06:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
400,000 is the new 100,000
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2006-07-30 22:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey bitch, I pioneered this shit..... http://www.ubersite.com/m/53111 . How is the weather in my immense, donut shaped shadow?
Really.
This isn't worth a +2, but streak breakers SUCK....
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-30 13:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GodDAMN that's a nice picture.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-29 18:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep coming back.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
100,000
My life is now complete and I can die a happy happy man.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well...that IS a hot oiled up teen vixen if I ever saw one.
One of the better oiled up vixens I've personally laid eyes on, as it is hard to find oiled up vixens of the teen variety.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about WallstreetUser id: 15933
Registered on or around: 2005-01-28 16:29:32
# Messages posted: 126
# Reviews written: 781
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1999
# Hits: 100079
Average rating of all messages: 0.38
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Way to go, chief.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2006-07-29 12:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LESS THEN 200 TO GO!!
Who's going to be my 100,000th???
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-07-29 12:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I dig it.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-29 12:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love teh womenz
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-29 11:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
15933, 15858 HAHA, I REGISTER A WHOLE 2 days before you.
I AM YOUR SENIOR, BOW BEFORE ME...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-29 11:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I too love goatse and Mr. Pibb. I just realized I haven't masturbated in over a week. That saddens me.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-07-29 11:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You only use the same 5 or 6 pictures throughout all your posts. Jeez...if you're going to make something NSFW at least GIS something new. But +2 for your hits :-)
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-29 10:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for hot womenz