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Submitted by Davros (View user info) at 2006-07-29 13:28:18 EDT


Johnny Thunder drove at the speed limit, wary of being pulled over. He had broken parole by crossing a state line, if only by a few miles, to recover his car.

The '67 Shelby Mustang was trying to escape from it's reigns, in no small part due to the modifications that had been made, but he held back, mindful of the consequences.

The bumpers had been empty of the hard earned money that he had served eight years for and he intended to recoup as much as possible, even if he had to violate his parole again.

He reached into the soft pack of Camels on the passenger seat and pulled out the last crumpled remnant of the smokes, while maintaining a steady fifty-five. Lighting it with a scuffed and scratched Zippo, he knew that it would be his last until he had paid back the bitch for taking what was rightly his, whatever her reasons.

He was about to cross another line, maybe more than one, which, if he was caught, would result in him spending another four years, at the least, at the government's disposal.

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The Gas Station was the only one in town. The jockey knew everyone in town and was happy to point him in the direction of her place. The nicotine re-established, he followed the detailed directions given to him in the gas station.

He pulled up outside a typical brownstone, with a screech of tires.

Strolling up to the door, cigarette lodged firmly in his mouth, he rattled out a tattoo on the front door.

The kid who answered couldn't have been more than six or seven.

"Is Judy here?", he asked, calmly, not wanting to upset a girl that young.

"MOM", she cried in response.


-Dave




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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*ejaculates*

Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I loved this story and I want the Mustang.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

car.....

*ejaculates*

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-07-30 13:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 08:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-30 07:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JOHNNY THUNDER!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-30 03:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This was just okay.

Nice picture, though.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I do not like Mustangs.

I do like Dave, though he is cruel to me.

This competition is tiring me out trying to keep up with the entries. Especially the ones that do not leave a link on the comp post.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Johnny Thunder! *swoons*

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-07-29 15:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Meh...but Johnny Thunder...Auto +2.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also. Johnny Thunder? BRU HA HA HA HA!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

still good

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's 'reins.' Like a horse. Not like a monarch.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice car.



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Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay for car

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-29 13:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 Shelby


Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy