A.D.D. - Slow Learner (512 hits)
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Submitted by ReCall (View user info) at 2006-07-29 14:31:21 EDT
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The light passed unequally through the slim rope of saliva hanging from Dobson's lower lip, scattering the photons half a meter in every direction.
In very close proximity a hand shot up in the air, followed almost immediately by a high pitched squeal.
"Miss Peterson, Miss Peterson! Dobson is drooling all over himself again!"
Laughter.
"Jesus CHRIST Dobson!" Miss Peterson shrieked. "You're such a disgusting idiot, get out of my class room!"
Dobson's good eye rolled towards the sound, the other tagging slowly along behind, eventually joining it's brother in a fixed stare at the hag.
"Duuuuuhhhrrrrr."
Laughter again.
"I said get out or I'll slap that sloping forehead right off of you!"
Dobson got up clumsily and immediately tripped over his own left foot and tumbled directly onto the carpeted floor of the trailer-turned-classroom. The unwrapped Twix bar in his pocket absorbed most of the impact, embedding cookie, caramel and milk chocolate into the denim of his overalls.
Cackles and hoots erupted from the rest of the students in the classroom.
"RETARD!"
"MORON!"
"TARDFUCK!"
"Shit," Miss Peterson thought. "I might have crossed the line by yelling tardfuck."
Dobson picked himself up and wiped some of the excess spit from his mouth. He staggered out of the classroom slowly and closed the door behind him. He pressed his back against the outside of the trailer and slid down into a sitting position.
It was another sweltering Alabama day. 93 degrees and 95% humidity. A day almost too hot for overalls, Tariq thought. Almost too hot for this American Heartland Hellhole.
Almost.
Tariq took three long breaths.
Inhale.
Allāhu Akbar.
Exhale
Allāhu Akbar
Inhale.
Allāhu Akbar.
Exhale
Allāhu Akbar
Inhale.
Allāhu Akbar.
Exhale.
He took off his overalls then his large, dirtied tee, exposing the large blinking device strapped to his chest.
Tariq's eyes focused as he quickly got up and swung the door open to the trailer.
"DOBSON WHAT DID I FUC..." Miss Peterson trailed off in disbelief.
"Who's a slow learner now, you cunt?"
User Reviews
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-30 13:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooooo nicely done
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-30 13:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sewerside. . .
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-07-29 18:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Topical
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work. Bombings are great fun.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-29 14:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Last line made me laugh