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A.D.D. - Forfeit :( (986 hits)

Category: Romance
Labels: a.d.d.

Rating: 1.21 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by scourge - enters his own competition. what will happen? (View user info) at 2006-07-29 17:17:42 EDT


Dear Uber,

Please go give these people some ratings. They worked hard for our mutual amusement and deserve some recognition for it.

http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/a.d.d.

Thanks.


Love,

scourge (always looking out for the little guy. even at his own expense.)






















































P. MOTHERFUCKING S.

MY COMPETITION-MAJIG HAS TAKEN OVER YOUR SITE, BART CILFONE. (my evil arch nemesis)

NOW ASSIGN ME MY PERMANENT +2 OR ELSE THE SCARECROW GETS IT. I'M SERIOUS HERE, MAN.





ALSO

Does anyone like the black licorice flavored jelly beans? I do not mind them. My wife likes the popcorn ones. Those are fucking disgusting.

Tell me your favorite flavor in a review. If you do not like jelly beans, you are obviously some kind of Communist/whacko and I have no time for you.

That is all.

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE MYSELF!!

SIGNED,

SCOURGEY

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i like sardine flavoured

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

toasted marshmallow are awesome.

My absolute favorite is caramel apple. Those are hands down the best. Yes ma'am.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:50:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Cherry jelly beans taste too much like children's cough syrup and should be banished from sacks of candy.
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AGREED. I feel this way about articial cherry flavor in general. It sucks.

I am eating Jelly Bellys right now. I'd say my favorites in this little pack are:

toasted marshmallow
tangerine
coconut
orange sherbet

yes.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a deep hatred for those spice flavored jelly beans. They are vile, disgusting, and completely inexcusable.

The best jelly beans are either the starburst or jolly rancher ones, but not the cherry ones. Cherry jelly beans taste too much like children's cough syrup and should be banished from sacks of candy.


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Aw C'MON! The popcorn ones kick ass!!!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-31 07:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the potato and car oil flavoured one.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-31 06:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jellybabies are for men with tiny tounges.

Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-07-31 06:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Red jellybeans are ass kickers.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 06:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-07-29 19:41:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck is this ADD thing? I was gone for a while.

============

it's called reading.

look into it.



auto +2 popcorn jellybean disgust.

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-07-31 06:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-30 21:11:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf I'm not eating all those.

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-31 04:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Orange

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-30 21:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf I'm not eating all those.

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-07-30 11:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the little pink beans. The ones that move and compress like jelly but don't dissolve no matter how much you apply your tongue. Which ones are those? Cooze flavored, I think. My favorite.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 06:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer sour jelly beans.

Cherry, lemon, line, orange, whatever.

Sour sour sour.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-07-30 05:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Black as something really, really black. That's a good jellybean.

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-07-30 00:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the black licorice ones :D
and the green minty ones..

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-30 00:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love strawberry stuffs!

Thanks for putting me on the list scourge! *sarcasm

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-30 00:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gud jobe

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-07-30 00:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But you'll come running back, I said you would baby
You'll come running back, I said so many times before

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-29 23:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think it's because they got caught in Marx's beard.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-29 23:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because OBVIOUSLY communists HATE jellybeans

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-29 20:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cherry

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-07-29 19:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck is this ADD thing? I was gone for a while.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-29 18:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 16:30:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Good work.

Are you a Fugazi fan?

____

Not really

why?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-29 18:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LIIIIIME IS ON MY SIDE




































YES IT IS

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lime heals all wounds.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lime. Apple is revolting.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Please enter my competition mr. Sphagnum.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sphagnum, I love you.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BUT WHAT FLAVOR JEANNEE?

apple?

watermelon?

they even have a booger flavor that is green. it is nasty.

I need flavors AND colors.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Green. Green is my favorite flavor of everything.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YES MA'AM

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PLUS FUCKING TWO.

I like the popcorn ones, too. Another reason I'd get along so well with Mrs Scourge.

And I know you're big pimpin' here with ADD, but check your e-mail when you have a sec, mmkay?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-29 17:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm serious...what kind of jelly bean do you like?

The fruit sour ones are pretty ace.


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