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Twenty Naked Penticostals in a Pontiac - ADD (1205 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: 2 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Boatplankorigami (View user info) at 2006-07-29 20:02:17 EDT



We find a small flourishing community, at its heart is a compassionate, strict ruler, Fred.

Fred calls in his brother, Craig, who has recently brought a shadow over the community. Craig slumps in his chair and asks, is it not so that times of good are brief, and are usually followed by times of bad? Fred conceeds it may be so, but does bringing about a shadow in times of good not bring about the beginning of bad times? Craig conceeds, and remembers the unity of spirit the brothers share which brought about the success of the community. Fred instructs Craig to go into the community, judge the damage his shadow may have caused, and reverse it as and where he finds it. Craig knows there is sense in this action, thanks his brother and leaves the tent with resolve.

A great rain comes as Craig walks through the community, thunder and lightning arrive at the mountains.

Craig moves through the sand roads and finds a boy sitting in the rain, playing is heard from the field. Craig knows the boy, this one has his heart set on a girl, but no matter what he may do, she keeps him at a distance, the boy wonders if he is wasting his time. Craigs' eyes are open to what the boys cannot see and tells him that she is merely waiting to test his resolve, if he is persistent, soon she will be his. The boy smiles quickly, binds himself and says for her he can wait in the rain forever.

Craig continues walking through and listening to the community as the storm moves over the lake. He goes to the field where the community is gathering and finds his brother in the crowd, they wait until everyone is present and begin the ceremony of remembering all and everyone that was wiped out in the year 2012.

with tears they sing:


(Sing with them, for they live difficult lives)


No New Year's Day to celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact here's just another ordinary day

No April rain
No flowers bloom
No wedding Saturday within the month of June
But what it is, is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

No summer's high
No warm July
No harvest moon to light one tender August night
No autumn breeze
No falling leaves
Not even time for birds to fly to southern skies

No Libra sun
No Halloween
No giving thanks to all the Christmas joy you bring
But what it is, though old so new
To fill your heart like no three words could ever do

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
of my heart

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
baby of my heart



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Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-07-31 07:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-31 04:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 00:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am very drunkish

I almost forgot the 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-29 22:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dog eating shitstick.
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-07-29 21:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tool
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-29 21:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice, even if you did misspell 'concedes'. :)



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