ADD: Twenty Naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac (1184 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2006-07-30 01:19:41 EDT
Twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac don't smell so darn good.
Most especially when they all been stripped completely naked.
And are covered in drying blood, all gummy and tacky.
Throats cut and gaping, eyes wide and glassy.
Baking all day under a hot summer sun.
Just off Route 9, a mile past Denny's.
Silently waiting to be found.
Or so I been told.
Amen.
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentecostals are the devil with their Amen brothers! and their Hallelujah brothers! Seriously, I had a pentecostal in a head lock the other day cause he was skipping down the road. Not so much because he was skipping as how he was skipping. He was all fruity and weird. Like he was *gasp* a gay. So I put him in a head lock to teach him that gay skipping was not cool with Poots or the rest of us heterosexuals. Anyhow, we were wrestling around and when I called him "the queen of pentecostal skipping" he made a noise comparable to king kong in sheer growlage and ear shattering decibles. I got all tense and my eyes bulged out but didn't loosen my grip. I told him "it hurts me worse than it hurts you pal but I gotta teach faggot ass pentecostals like you that gay skipping is intollerable." I could feel this mans muscles begin to bulge and then retract. With each pulsing bulge his skin tone echoed a shade of red and his muscles, mother fucker, they got bigger and bigger and bigger. Great horns grew from his head and he used them to whip me about the air in taurinic fashion. His hand grew to a cloven hoof and he began pounding the ground with them. I was in the air a good 20 ft and still being tossed around like a doll when I said "hey man I'm sorry I didn't mean to call you a queer or anything I really thought I was helping...now I see I was making things worse in the world and that my bullism has gonne too far. He got all doughy eyed and started crying and shrank back down to his normal size. We shook hands and hugged and he invited me out to see the pentacostal show and I was like "sure man I'll come" but I was totally lying and never saw that skiiping queer ever again.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-31 04:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 00:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is exactly what this title was asking for.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-07-30 23:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-07-30 22:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To College
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-07-30 21:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-07-30 14:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice, Jack
Please return to Mayfield & Maple Street.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-30 13:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Short and sticky sweet.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-07-30 12:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-30 09:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out. . .
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-30 08:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep brain from freezing.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpson and Delilah
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-07-30 05:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesn't rhyme
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-07-30 04:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
0 because it was kinda lame.
+1 because you formatted it pretty.
+1 because you think I'm going to hell, and I appreciate that kind of style.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-07-30 04:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg
thbis was deep
TOTAL + 2
GO SOX WOO I GUESS WHO CARES GO DYIN NIGGERS MORE WOOO
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-30 02:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect.