ADD: Working Class Hero (395 hits)
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Submitted by ReCall (View user info) at 2006-07-30 12:46:52 EDT
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Working Class Hero
"See Jenny, that wasn't so bad, was it?" Dr. Polos asked rhetorically as he placed the small, spoon-shaped instrument to scrape tissue from inside the cervical opening down onto a shiny silver tray propped up on a wheeled stand.
Jenny shook her listlessly in agreement as she exhaled a deep breath.
"Why don't you get dressed and then see Mary for a follow-up. I should have the results back from the lab in about 4 days."
The doctor got up and elongated his body, pointing his chin towards the sky as he attempted to unsuccessfully stretch the strained muscles in his lower back.
"All god damn day, elbow deep in pussy and all I have to show for it is back pain," he thought to himself.
He pulled the blue, latex free glove off of his left and tossed it in the trash and proceeded to open the door with the now exposed hand.
After the door gently closed shut and the familiar click of the lock could be heard, Jenny muttered
"What is he going to do with that other glove, keep it for later?"
She allowed herself a brief chuckle at her own joke as she dismounted herself from the stirrups and dropped her hospital gown to the floor.
She grabbed clothes that she had earlier discarded into a pile on the floor and sat sideways on the examination char, avoiding the metal leg spreaders as she did so.
She kicked both of her feet up as she slid both legs into her blue jeans and then jumped up, trying to be her slimmest while she fastened the top of her button fly. Once that button was fastened, it was easy street from then on.
After hearing the main office door swing open, Dr. Polos popped his head out of a side room in the back of the office just in time to see Jenny close the door behind her.
He quickly slid into his office and opened the top drawer on his desk, revealing a box of ziplock bags. He opened a ziplock expertly with one hand, making sure not to contaminate his prize for the day and then quickly deposited his right hand glove into the soon to be air tight preserver.
After labeling the bag and then meticulously filing it away in his locked and fire proof file cabinet he popped his head out of his office and shouted out
"Mary, I need the results for Jenny McNare's pap A.S.A.P."
After shutting the door to his office and taking a seat in his reclining office chair he was left alone with his thoughts.
"I'll be god damned if this working class hero gets V.D. again."
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 00:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pap smear
pap smear
pap smear
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-30 13:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-30 12:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Glove fucking doctors?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-30 12:52:03 EDT (#)
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