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A.D.D. -- Buy Me Some Smokes (448 hits)

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Rating: 1.94 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Foodman (View user info) at 2006-07-31 00:18:42 EDT


Other A.D.D. Submissions:


A.D.D. -- It Happened Again, Didn't It?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91154

A.D.D. -- Love Is A Vector Field With Zero Divergence
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91137

A.D.D. -- Underground Circus
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91131

A.D.D. -- 41 Seconds
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91089

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I was thirteen years old, and we were out to get some cigarettes. John and Mikey were my two best friends, and we often cased out this corner. The gas station was right across the street. We would stand in front of the adult book and novelty store and wait for perverts to come out. These losers were usually keen to buying us cigarettes.

"Hey mister, buy me some smokes." I called to the first guy I saw come out.

"Fuck off, punk." He kept walking without even glancing over at us.

"Right back at you, jerk!" I flipped him my middle finger. John and Mikey weren't having any luck either. It wasn't usually like this. About 15 more minutes passed, and we were about to go somewhere else. I sat down on the curb and watched the cars go by. Mikey and John kept at it.

"Hey, mister, buy me some smokes." I heard Mikey say.

"Get away from me, you little creep." With that, he shoved Mikey to the ground. I turned around just in time to see John tackle this guy to the sidewalk. He was wearing a trenchcoat and a hat that pretty well hid his features. The brown bag he carried broke open on the ground. A couple dildos and some K-Y fell out. I jumped in to defend my friends. We all began kicking and punching him into submisson. His hat flew off, he glanced up at me, and I recoiled in shock.

"Billy?" He gasped through a bloody mouth full of broken teeth.

"Grandpa?"



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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-31 21:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tht review is supposed to say that i wrote it with my eyes shut.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-07-31 21:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-31 20:38:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ew


That is all

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice

Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-07-31 03:40:28 EDT (#)
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I liked it.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-31 01:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-31 01:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was funny.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-31 00:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHHAHA

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 00:34:22 EDT (#)
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nice.


Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

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