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A.D.D. Weren't you someone once? (546 hits)

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Rating: 1.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by onewetleg <onewetleg.at.sbcglobal.net> (View user info) at 2006-07-31 01:21:40 EDT


The alarm goes off, I hit it to make it stop. I don't use the snooze because I know the garbage trucks will keep me awake.
There are still a few seconds of sleepy, stretchy bliss, the sun streaming through the curtains, warming the blankets. The cool pillow case under my face, it's white threads clear to my slitted, sleep swollen eyes, anything further away would be blurry.
I was dreaming. Vampires and 1950's greasers were having a turf war.
I open my eyes and see the time blaring it's red numbers at me. 8am, ok.
I roll over to hug you and kiss you awake.
But it's not you.
And I remember who I am.
All the bliss disolves into reality and dirty walls.
Sit up, shake my head, light a cigarette and open a beer.
I miss you so much, baby.
Welcome to today's episode of "I'm awake and I don't want to be".
Special guest star?
Not you.


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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nicely done. I think you had a few more words to play with though.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-07-31 09:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome to the fruit of ADD.

This rocked.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-31 04:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Needed more jerking off onto a duvet.

Submitted by cascade (user info) at 2006-07-31 03:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this made me feel wistful. I've known him.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-07-31 02:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

been there

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-31 01:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam