The Irony Hurts Sometimes (1268 hits)
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Submitted by <thedarknessfromabove.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-07-31 05:03:30 EDT
Blackness, darkness, night sky
inside my mind; darkness swirls endlessley
nothing to fear; its all in her head
always I am aware of what they say
regrets I have many; they claim to have none
you always were - the Forgotten One
Ky jelly spread on her thighs
idiots who think they know her
concern for her well being is limited
kaos theory reigns
so be it; yes, so be it
Alas my friend I knew him well
son of sam the summer of 74
son of satan the summer of 2006
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- peace to perkman -
User Reviews
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-11 06:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-10 09:44:46 EDT (#)
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for a guy whos had 47 alters, ya got no credibility on the subject fatty.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-10 09:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You seem to be the only person who DOESN'T think it's funny, so wouldn't that mean that you think YOU are right, and everyone else is wrong?
And I'm assuming you're gay, because you're a boy playing behind the facade of a girl.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-10 07:39:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-10 06:53:56 (#)
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What, that it's funny a guy who almost died would rather ACTUALLY die than read your shit?
It gets funnier every time for me.
But maybe that's because the joke takes an education level beyond sheep-herding to understand.
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Yeah,
YOU understand man. You understand.
Its everyone else who is wrong. Right?
your gay
right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-10 06:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What, that it's funny a guy who almost died would rather ACTUALLY die than read your shit?
It gets funnier every time for me.
But maybe that's because the joke takes an education level beyond sheep-herding to understand.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-10 04:18:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-10 03:53:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know it's bad when a guy who has lived through chemo wuld rather have cancer again than read your trite shit, crapy alter.
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How many times you wanna post the same fucking thing fat boy?
Do you think it'll get funnier the fourth time or something?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-10 03:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know it's bad when a guy who has lived through chemo wuld rather have cancer again than read your trite shit, crapy alter.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-10 03:37:49 EDT (#)
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Stop following me Maltese
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:10:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:54:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-21 06:31:37 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:33:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of sweet angry Buddha, please stop....PLEASE! Im BEGGING you! Id rather have cancer again than read any more!
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
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uh, wank much?
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-08-21 06:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-21 06:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:33:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of sweet angry Buddha, please stop....PLEASE! Im BEGGING you! Id rather have cancer again than read any more!
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-18 00:49:06 EDT (#)
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The binary OR shout out to Perkman?
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:39:00 EDT (#)
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eh...the last part.
that's a no-no.
kay?
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:36:52 EDT (#)
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yes I made fun of your last post.
it really wasn't that good.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-10 23:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
in all reality, not that bad.I actually kind of liked it.
a little.
keep at it.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-10 22:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"kaos theory reigns" is that kaos_kings theory? or can you just not spell/tell the difference?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-05 18:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:14:24 (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-01 02:38:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I help you cut yourself? I promise I won't fuck up like you did.
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HAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA *gasp* HAHHA!!!!
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See emo, I'm awesome. You could learn a lot from me. I'm god. The whole KY jelly thing makes me think someone has allready fucked your whore brains out. Now let us pray the pimp's prayer. Lord, guide my hand and make it strong, so this bitch can learn a ho's place. Amen.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-05 06:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-05 06:22:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:08:28 (#)
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SHOW US YOUR CUNT PLEASE
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:55:43 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:53:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
I still do want to see her cunt.
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WE ALL DO! COME ON, PLEASE?!
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show cunt now
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Perkman= auto -2
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
try writing a poem or story or essay about light. dont talk about darkness. just light. i think that would be a lot more interesting than your 'blackness covers my soul' shit because you would evoke the same depression from a stereotypically happy thought.
and really, whats with the wings?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2006-08-04 07:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, this is some of the worst shit my eyes have ever been exposed to. Its like a burning, yet freezing sensation at the same time. This is pathetic. And auto -2 for perkman.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-01 02:38:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I help you cut yourself? I promise I won't fuck up like you did.
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HAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA *gasp* HAHHA!!!!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG!!! teh Darkness swirls endlessly in my head too!! Liek we must be Psychic Friends!! Call Miss Cleo!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it ironic that this post contains no irony?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-01 19:57:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:33:52 (#)
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For the love of sweet angry Buddha, please stop....PLEASE! Im BEGGING you! Id rather have cancer again than read any more!
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Hahahaha! Poor TTOM.
Anyway, no one here likes you so why don't you just write your shitty "poetry" in a journal or something instead. Or next time you could just try pushing the blade down a little harder as you drag it across your skin. Hopefully you'll hit an artery and that'll be the end of this.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-08-01 19:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG What happened to HER FEET?!!!??
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-01 02:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I help you cut yourself? I promise I won't fuck up like you did. You'll die when I do it for you. I promise.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-08-01 02:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah for the love+2
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-01 02:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to MySpace you trendy hipster label-deserving bitch. I'm better than you. All of us are, in fact. Even Electro, sorta.
And one day, we're all going to visit you at your 'Hot Dog on a Stick' job at the mall, and we're going to spit on you, just to make us feel better. And when you start crying (and you will, trust me - because you have no self-esteem whatsoever), we're gonna sit back and laugh.
Yeah, the only things you'll ever be good for are working the hot-dog stick, sucking dicks, and serving as a source of beratement for your betters.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of sweet angry Buddha, please stop....PLEASE! Im BEGGING you! Id rather have cancer again than read any more!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-31 09:57:46 (#)
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you make less sense than The Flaming Lips
Buahauahauahauahahahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:28:13 EDT (#)
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Needs more pictures of your gash and less words.
A LOT less words.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:32:41 EDT (#)
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FINALLY! THIS +2 IS ONLY BECAUSE THE LAST VERSE WAS IN ASCII.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i think theres real symbolic value in the wings on all her drawings. i mean, wings. it indicates that she finds solace in thinking that others can fly about this cruel, cruel world, even if she cant. *sobs*
im sorry, its just ... so ... meaningful.
hey, who was that horrible singer who used the word 'ironic' incorrectly in some shitty pop song?
cause i think she should chill with ><THEDARKNESSFROMABOVE(@gmail.com)><
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nobody cares because everybody hurts
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:58:17 EDT (#)
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capital K, capital Y.
trust me i'm sure of this one.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maltese.....
FSR, back up in yo ass! Step off the flag or you'll catch a rocket blast! Mag in hand, I'll be blastin' yo man, push his wig back while I'm makin' a dick scan... Oh, and if you can read this, you're a fucking geek. Also, -2DIE.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-31 09:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you make less sense than The Flaming Lips
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 09:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously, just stop
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-31 09:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:38:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:21:10 (#)
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Ha.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:21:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:20:18 EDT (#)
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And if anyone wonders, this is what her wannabe binary reads...
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am NOT a nerd, maltese...
Um, wait, what?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:01:57 EDT (#)
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Oh and you spelled 'endlessly' and 'chaos' wrong.
Retard
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-07-31 07:51:18 EDT (#)
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i suspect that you wouldnt have the slightest clue what irony is. but i bet you think it makes you sound clever.
your poetry is awful. you are pedestrian.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-31 07:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Decode this, bastard.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-07-31 07:41:56 EDT (#)
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By dear sweet jeebus on a wedding cake this is raising the bar for crappy, angst ridden bollocks the world over.
How do you read the last part out? I'd actually pay to be at a reading, just to hear:
"Waa. McWaa-Waa.
Waa.
Waa Waa Waaa Black (doom)
In the rain. Waaaaaa.
one one zero one zero one one one
Zero one
One
Zero zero waa waa"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 07:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Har har, this post is so shitty it got auto-removed from the page!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I betcha it's deformed feet.
You notice that in her two pictures, they're cleverly hidden out of sight below the picture line.
I bet che's double club-footed, and has to do a forward moonwalk to get around.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know if you just stopped this childish nonsense and actually stated what you were so upset about then you would perhaps do better.
Were you raped? Do you have deformed feet?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stok, the line to hate me starts way over there, under the cum dumpster.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:46:18 EDT (#)
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These few lines are so tender and yet to angry, display an approach to life that is wild and vivid. I think it also shows signs of a deeper thinking person who struggles to deal with the emotions that are frothing at the forefront of their brain. Coming in and out of focus as you desperately try to make sense of the noises and the voices. Pulling you from good to bad. Screaming at you to cut your pale virgin skin, asking, nay, pleading for pain and hurt and sadness. Making your heart throb with the desire to be free and to fly like a bird, above the clouds, above the dirt and the grime that is other humans.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because i bet you are a guy, and jgreening would still fuck you even after he discovered this fact
"PSST jgreening thats a dude"
"frankly internet community at this point i don't care"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You daddy keeps a chocolate pistol in a shoebox on the shelf in the hall closet. If you put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger, you get fudge!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is just awful.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW!!1!!111!!oneone!!!!! This bitrch is more annoying than me. http://www.ubersite.com/m/91179http://www.ubersite.com/m/91179http://www.ubersite.com/m/91179http://www.ubersite.com/m/
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you jgreening, I wanted to pop her -2 cherry.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is terrible
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PERKMAN AND THIS BINK ARE INTERNET LOVEPUPPIES FOR EACH OTHER!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dumb slut.