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ADD - Velvet On The Inside (673 hits)

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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-07-31 08:43:35 EDT


Comp Link... http://www.ubersite.com/m/91007

ADD - New World Order... http://www.ubersite.com/m/91027

ADD - Victim Of Progress... http://www.ubersite.com/m/91114

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My memories of Rodney are hazy, thanks to time and all the various chemicals I've ingested in my reckless youth. But I can capture glimmers of some, faint, almost like a scent wavering in from the neighbors' open window. But those aromas of the times with Rodney, they are putrid and rotting, the stench of decay - sweet and precise.

Take for instance, as I recall the "Bunny Incident."

One of the houses between Rodney and I, lived a family called the Gellars. The eldest daughter was Rodney's age, the younger was perhaps 5 or 6 at the time. One day their childhood pet, "Floppers" got loose. The girls' wails of fear and grief could be heard around the block, and even those as cynical and harden as Rob and I, were moved to help look for the damnable creature. We assumed it had moved somewhere into the tree line of a small woods that ran behind the houses. In our drugged out state, we decided that shaking carrots at the underbrush was a good way to retrieve a missing rabbit.

As we progressed further away from the piercing cries of the children, we began to loose interest in the grand search. Soon a pipe was lit up, and the glorious smoke was inhaled into our lungs. We were deliberately being as quiet as possible, as we did not know who else may have had the same brilliant plan as us. Perhaps that silence is what alerted us to the sounds of grunting only yards away. Rob and I exchanged glances and with what stealth two stoners could muster, we made like ninjas towards the sound.

And there he was, our Rodney, hunched over behind a fallen tree. His little cotton shorts tugged down around his chubby ankles, his Steelers tee shirt lifted over his swelling boy's belly. Beads of sweat ran down his freckled face in both concentration and desire. His hairless, child-like erection was buried deep within the bloody, twitching body of "Floppers." We watched, frozen and aghast, as the young monster thrust again and again into the rabbit.

I believe after a few moments of just staring in shock at this horrific sight, that Rob let out one feeble exclamation of "Fuck."

Rodney turned and looked at us, not at all embarrassed to be found in such a compromising state. His pale blue eyes glimmered with lust and something else that I couldn't name at the time, something I unfortunately now understand all too well. And then the words came out of his mouth that caused Rob and I, two teenage potheads years his senior, to flee out of unknown primal terror.

"Do you wanna try?" Rodney said. "It's still warm and wiggly. Like velvet on the inside."

It was a little over a month later that the youngest Gellar girl was found. If I would have just said something back then...

I know, sir. Thank you. Yes, the detectives have had quite a nightmare with this. Good luck with him, Doctor.

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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-17 20:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Of course he was a steelers fan.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Jesus fuck.


Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-04 18:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Missed this the first time around, but I just read it in your book.

I have to say that the image of a child psychopath literally fucking a rabbit to death capped off with:

""Do you wanna try?" Rodney said. "It's still warm and wiggly. Like velvet on the inside.""

is now in my top ten disturbing, fictional images I've ever read.

Well done.


Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-01 22:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You +2ed my last post. Your reward? +2s on your five most recent posts.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was creepy as fuck, and I like that. The proofreader in me was screaming at it, though.

I can't help it, I thnk I was born with a red pen in my hand.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-31 23:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

1.5

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck, I meant to +2. Sorry.

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

arrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Short, to the point, and thoroughly disturbing...........

well done!

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

up to snuff

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you make me worry about ever having children because i know the monsters in your stories are sometimes real.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nasty, Sick, Dirty, Filthy, Awesome!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rodney

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-07-31 09:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and you thought I was weird....

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+ fucking 4 -2 for submiting after me. Well good though.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-31 08:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You ever write anything without death, torture and gore?

Nevermind, stick to what you're good at I guess


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