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Submitted by Mark <Bob Lobla> (View user info) at 2006-07-31 11:34:10 EDT


This is a post about a celebrity and how their actions piss me the fuck off. Feel free to save yourself to time and cut and paste the following comments:

WTF, I'm not reading all that. -2NAMI
-2DIE COCKBREATH
Auto Lohan -2
I'm an alter and I go around -2ing everything with reckless abandon, why should this be any different?
You sucks balls shitstain, you are a waste of skin/air
-2DIE CUM DUMPSTER
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY STOP POSTING. MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM READING THIS CRAP
-2DIE, why the fuck should I care?


WTF is this shit? Here is the link, story below with commentary if you are too lazy to click...

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/31/people.lohan.ap/index.html

"Lohan's mother scolds exec over letter"

>> Now I don't know how many of you are as B@W as I am all the time but here is some background on the story:

"You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today we were told it was 'heat exhaustion,' " Robinson wrote. "We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so-called 'exhaustion.' "

>> UH OH, sounds to me like you gots BUSTED there Lindsay. Now if this were to happen to me, say I called in sick because I was hung over and I got busted for it I would go into my bosses office and apologise and say that it wouldn't happen again. I can 100% GUARANTEE that this would NOT occur...<<

"Dina Lohan said the wording of the letter was "ridiculous.""

"I feel when you are 19 (years old) it is way out of line. ... Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child," she said in an interview with Billy Bush. "I don't know him. I can't judge him. I don't think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl."

>>HO-LY FUCK. This is RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS. This lady is looking at life through some SERIOUSLY rose coloured glasses. There is ALWAYS footage of a hammered Lindsay stumbling out of clubs all around LA and last time I checked, the drinking age was 21...<<


"Mrs. Lohan acknowledged that Lindsay has been late to the set on occasion and that the production once had to be scheduled around her to accommodate her lateness.

But she defended her daughter's most recent absence.

"Lindsay was in 105 (degree weather) saying, 'Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint.' She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can't breathe.""

>>Okay, now I have Asthma and it is worse in the extreme heat and cold IF AND ONLY IF you are doing some sort of physical exertion. Last time I checked acting did not fall into the 'physical exertion' category. I think the quote should have read: "Mommy, I got a pissed up last night and some random dude fucked me REALLY hard in the ass and now it hurts to sit down, please feel sorry for me and call in sick to work. PLEEEEEEEEASE.<<

"Lohan plays a troubled teen in "Georgia Rules," which also stars Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman. Robinson said in the letter that Lohan has been frequently late for filming and has been "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional."

He said that if Lohan does not honor her commitments, the studio will pursue "full monetary damages.""

>>You know what? I really hope that he does, I hope that he sues this little spoiled bitch for everything that he can, which is probably not much.

>>Now Lindsay, I am glad to see that you have put some weight back on and I would gladly crawl on my hands an knees through a mile of broken glass just to hear you piss on the phone but this spoiled brat shit really has to stop.

Whatever, I would still crawl on my hands and knees through a mile of bronken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy who fucked her.JPG (573 kB)

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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

worthless celebs

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oooooooooooooooook.

She's a Hollywood "starlet" that's been in movies since her parents realized she had an ounce of talent.

She has no idea how to act in the real world.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow, I go away on a birthday holiday and come back to this??!!


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:19:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

auto trying to pre-empt the -2's -2.
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Huh?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

auto trying to pre-empt the -2's -2.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-01 12:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:56:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

just a side note, while the age of consent is 16 federal statutes still prohibit images of nude people under the age of 18 years.

so you can fuck her, you just can't film it.
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What's the point of doing it if you can't show other people you did it?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BEST REVIEW YET.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

just a side note, while the age of consent is 16 federal statutes still prohibit images of nude people under the age of 18 years.

so you can fuck her, you just can't film it.
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What's the point of doing it if you can't show other people you did it?

Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

woooooooooooo

She's not blond and stick-like anymore!
Maybe if you fuck her she won't snap in half!

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:10:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Pre-anorexia Linday "Suck Me Beautiful" Blohan love +2.
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She is putting the weight back on man. GOD I LOVE REDHEADS AND FRECKLES.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pre-anorexia Linday "Suck Me Beautiful" Blohan love +2.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-01 09:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I still can't fucking believe that this got most heated...


you all rule, awesome she nanny guns.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-01 04:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:58:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:19:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hilarity is fucked in the head, this much I can attest for. Isn't that right, Angel?


Oh noes, I'm going to get sued.
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I guess Mr. Yeager and his attorney are unaware that the age of consent in Maryland is 16.

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just a side note, while the age of consent is 16 federal statutes still prohibit images of nude people under the age of 18 years.

so you can fuck her, you just can't film it.


well played on all parts in the shenanigans.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-01 04:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice filename


also

==="Lohan plays a troubled teen in "Georgia Rules," which also stars Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman. Robinson said in the letter that Lohan has been frequently late for filming and has been "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional." ===

if she had any brains at all she could just say she is a method actor.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-08-01 04:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

most heated

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-01 01:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:42:21 (#)
Ranking: -1

Only blahbby could post pictures of a piece of ass like that and make it boring, but you get 1 point for the filename, which I completely agree with.
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GODDAMN are you fucking useless.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She'd be fine if she'd just blow me. Everything would be fine if she'd just blow me. You'd all like her again, she'd be popular and successful, there would be no terrorism or war or hunger or disease, God would decend to Earth and a reign of 1000 years of Peace would ensue if she would blow me. Seriously.

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Only blahbby could post pictures of a piece of ass like that and make it boring, but you get 1 point for the filename, which I completely agree with.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bullshit.

If Hilarity is 16, I'm 3465.


Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-07-31 21:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know about this post but I do know that I like this song by Tears for Fears.

Boo Mondays.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1 - I love redheads

2 - I call bullshit

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BWahahahahahahaha


*gasp*


ahahahahahahahahhaaha

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking rights, if I had to make a list of my top 10 posts that I thought had ZERO potential of making it to the top of the most heated this would top that list.

I would like the thank scourge and hilarity for all of the heat. A special kudos to all of you who hung out here to take it all in and make sure you read scourges post...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91211

Again, this was so unexpected. *emo tear*

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91185#2082265


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ETS IS TEH CR4ZYNESS

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

sico semen - Ican't fucking believe yo ujust posted not only my last name but my father's entire name on the internet. Are you some sort self masochistic fucking moron? You're already in trouble and now you're just making it worse. Thanks a lot you fucking asshole I really thought you were dumb but you've just crossed way too many lines.

I mean what made you think this was a good idea? Did you think that was a joke? Well its not and now you'll get to deal with the consequences. God I pity you.

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Why don't you just block his fucking email address? Why tell your daddy about it?

While I can't blame your dad for his actions, you should grow up a little instead of running to daddy about crap you could easily deal with yourself.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I wouldn't walk ten feet to see Lindsey Lohan naked.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I fucking HATE this chick.

I won't even call her a broad.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you Jonny.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice shenanigans, dude

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Your wish is my command Mr. gank

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91211

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The other's are a bad influence on me, but I love them anyway :)

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:15:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

This scourge/hilarity drama needs its own post! Or two.
To think they used to be friends, unless they still are and this is shenanigans.

Hilarity has been known to perpetrate shenanigans, what with the "Flack is cockjockey" post.
I want to be in on the scoop: george_161.at.yahoo.com .
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Why do *I* always get blamed?

I'm the good one.....

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:15:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

This scourge/hilarity drama needs its own post! Or two.
To think they used to be friends, unless they still are and this is shenanigans.

Hilarity has been known to perpetrate shenanigans, what with the "Flack is cockjockey" post.
I want to be in on the scoop: george_161.at.yahoo.com .
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NOOOOOOOO, I WANT THE HEAT FOR MYSELF...

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This scourge/hilarity drama needs its own post! Or two.
To think they used to be friends, unless they still are and this is shenanigans.

Hilarity has been known to perpetrate shenanigans, what with the "Flack is cockjockey" post.
I want to be in on the scoop: george_161.at.yahoo.com .

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:21:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it bad that I keep watching the door to make sure that I won't get arrested any time soon?
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Guilty conscious?
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No, I just prefer to know the fucking truth as to what is going on and if I should worry about the impratical ridiculousness that just occurred. This is absolutely unfounded if you ask me.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you meant:

conscience --> The awareness of a moral or ethical aspect to one's conduct together with the urge to prefer right over wrong
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Yeah, that's it. I'm tired, and having spelling issues today.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's only paranoia if they're not out to get you

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

concious --> Having an awareness of one's environment and one's own existence, sensations, and thoughts

I think you meant:

conscience --> The awareness of a moral or ethical aspect to one's conduct together with the urge to prefer right over wrong

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it bad that I keep watching the door to make sure that I won't get arrested any time soon?
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Guilty conscious?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hot pr0n?

*pulls down pants and mastubates FURIOUSLY*

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it bad that I keep watching the door to make sure that I won't get arrested any time soon?

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Popcorn? I thought he said HOT PORN....

<pulls pants up and walks away>

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<peeks around the corner>..... popcorn?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:03:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

wow... <shakes head and walks away deeply disturbed>
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NO Stay mother, Lokis got popcorn...

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow... <shakes head and walks away deeply disturbed>

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you better not let scourge see that onecheapgeek, he'll +2 the shit outta you.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:56:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

But it was still WildCatMcGee who killed that Hilary Duff chick.

Oh wait, Hillary Duff is alive.

nevermind

carry one
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CARRY TWO

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i say that to all the guys i sleep with. WHAT?!?!?


i do love you, but unfortunately for us, i'm leaving work now so if you miss me you're going to have to drive to boston... AGAIN

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But it was still WildCatMcGee who killed that Hilary Duff chick.

Oh wait, Hillary Duff is alive.

nevermind

carry one


Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, will you look at little retrospect trying to make himself relevant again? It's so fucking adorable.

Or pathetic.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:52:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

plus scourge and i bang on a regular basis where hilarity was a one time thing.
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Only one time? But I thought you said you loved me?

*cries, runs*

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus scourge and i bang on a regular basis where hilarity was a one time thing.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:49:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm going to have to side with scourge on this one. hilarity came over my house last week and used all my toilet paper and didnt mention anything. after taking my fiber suplement, and having no TP, i had to ruin a perfectly good bath towel. WHAT A BITCH.



anybody else hear that badassmofo came out of the closet???
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HAHAHAHA, BAMF is gay? Or does he havee a walkin closet?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm going to have to side with scourge on this one. hilarity came over my house last week and used all my toilet paper and didnt mention anything. after taking my fiber suplement, and having no TP, i had to ruin a perfectly good bath towel. WHAT A BITCH.



anybody else hear that badassmofo came out of the closet???

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope my prison lets me go on uber.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Loki, can I have some popcorn, I have been here so long I have eaten all of mine :)

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

silvrwolf, congrats on B@W, that was a funny fucking post.

I got myself in trouble one time when I got pulled over:

Cop: Want to tell my why you were doing going 130 in a 60? (KM/HR)
BobLobla: Well, to be honest, I am a little drunk...
Cop: *steps back, puts hand on billy club*
Cop: Step out of the car sir.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

Scourge- pick up your phone.

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate rich movie stars. At least a musicain needs to have some talent. I was gona +1 but wtf +2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH SWEET JESUS YES

(makes some popcorn and pulls up a chair)

In other news it is 1:31PM and I just realized when I tried to run a query that I don't have Business Objects opened yet. I think this is a new record. I've never gone this long in the day without my good buddy Business Objects opened. I hope it isn't mad at me.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mommy to the rescue. Funny shit and subsequently why I couldn't care less about Hollywood.
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As for the reviews, they're also some funny, albeit sad shit. That this degenerated into a Most Heated shit-slinging gripe-fest is absolutely hilarious. And to think that people wondered why I never went through with the Ubercon at my beach house. It would've been like inviting a bunch of oversexed, heathen, adolescent children to ransack the place and infest it with disease and drama.

Of course, this could just be me misplacing my rage over a bad week, so I'll raise a toast:

Here's to the hole that never heals.
The more you poke it, the better it feels.


But hey, I made B@W while I was unplugged over the last seven days, so that's a plus... I guess.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, Lindsay Lohan is a controversial figure...


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy crazy HEAT batman.

I would like to say that I really did not think this would happen when I posted something about lindsay lohan.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:13:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wookie, do you have an email addy?
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I WANT THE LOW DOWN TOO

mark.BobLobla.AT.gmail.com

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 rage in the reviews!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wookie, do you have an email addy?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where have I ever known that you were 16? I don't know if I completely buy that and you tell your father that I came after you, fuck read the post, you were the one checking my shit out. Make me out to look like a fucking pedo and I'll pull out all the stops. You don't even know my name. Please don't tell your dad...

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Scourge, Hilarity...c'mon...I *know* you can both behave better than this...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:03:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

you know what scourge, I thought maybe you were cool enough to not try to make stuff up in order to make someone look bad, I'm just disappointed is all, I suppose.

I'm not going to go on with this, I know I didn't do anything wrong and that you tried to come on to me.

And personally, I really was a little afraid when you cornered me in the hall at the restaurant, you know you're bigger than me and I felt frightened. Any mixed signals you got from me being nice at that point was just me trying to get out of the situation.

Please stop emailing me, if you do I'll stop telling everyone.
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Stop painting a picture of something that didn't happen.

You started this shit this morning in that email to me, threatening to call my wife and tell her I fucked you.

Messing with me on Uber is one thing, threatening to FUCKING LIE ABOUT ME TO MY WIFE, POTENTIALLY CAUSING HARM TO MY FAKMILY IS ANOTHER, BITCH. YOU NEED TO STOP THIS SHIT.

NOW.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 13:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know what scourge, I thought maybe you were cool enough to not try to make stuff up in order to make someone look bad, I'm just disappointed is all, I suppose.

I'm not going to go on with this, I know I didn't do anything wrong and that you tried to come on to me.

And personally, I really was a little afraid when you cornered me in the hall at the restaurant, you know you're bigger than me and I felt frightened. Any mixed signals you got from me being nice at that point was just me trying to get out of the situation.

Please stop emailing me, if you do I'll stop telling everyone.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:19:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hilarity is fucked in the head, this much I can attest for. Isn't that right, Angel?


Oh noes, I'm going to get sued.
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I guess Mr. Yeager and his attorney are unaware that the age of consent in Maryland is 16.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I WANT THE LOW DOWN TOO

mark.BobLobla.AT.gmail.com

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:46:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

retro - seriously you know you love me and how many times have you seen scourge act irrational here? he is lieing and it is true that he tried to use all of his beastly charms to come on to me at the ubercon we had.

seriously, lets put in some logic here....rational, beautiful girl vs. crazed, maniacal ogre?
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RATIONAL?

Are you fucking kidding me?

This is a girl who drove 12 hours to meet strangers in the third biggest city in the country. I was there on business, MyTee lives there and brdn is only two hours awasy. A girl who, if sicosemens email is to be believed, is only 16 and came drinking with us using a false ID.

This same girl traipses around talking about how beautiful she is...

I could go n forever...

Look at what she writes about...how she writes...

This person is a fucking psychopath.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:50:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeanneeee, you want the real lowdown on this?

email me and I'll give you the pictures that crazy bitch sent me as well as the whole story of what happened. Ask Doug about her too.


uberscourge.at.gmail.com
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I WANNA KNOW TOO SCOURGE! SPECTMEISTER.at.GMAIL.COM

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:48:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha @ sicosemen - this just keeps getting better
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I know, as soon as I think, 'This can't possible go any further' someone whips out the personal info.

We had better be careful or the next thing you know there will be pics of someones greasy snatch all over uber...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeanneeee, you want the real lowdown on this?

email me and I'll give you the pictures that crazy bitch sent me as well as the whole story of what happened. Ask Doug about her too.


uberscourge.at.gmail.com

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DONT MAKE ME PICK SIDES! I LOVE EVERYBODY!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha @ sicosemen - this just keeps getting better

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

retro - seriously you know you love me and how many times have you seen scourge act irrational here? he is lieing and it is true that he tried to use all of his beastly charms to come on to me at the ubercon we had.

seriously, lets put in some logic here....rational, beautiful girl vs. crazed, maniacal ogre?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wait a minute?!?!? thats real? scourge, was hilarity a 16 year old when you met her?


i call bullshit. BULLSHIT

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hilarity:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91185#2081890

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sico semen - Ican't fucking believe yo ujust posted not only my last name but my father's entire name on the internet. Are you some sort self masochistic fucking moron? You're already in trouble and now you're just making it worse. Thanks a lot you fucking asshole I really thought you were dumb but you've just crossed way too many lines.

I mean what made you think this was a good idea? Did you think that was a joke? Well its not and now you'll get to deal with the consequences. God I pity you.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:41:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:07:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:52:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

that was the gayest thing i've read all day. and thats not easy to achieve seeing as i read "the advocate" on the shitter every morning.
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AHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME.

Thanks retro.
--

no prob bob.


what the fuck is happening in this post?? i thought you guys were "friends" or something?
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Who, I am not aquainted with Scourge, Hilarity or hour_man, but there is some SERIOUSLY FUNNY SHIT going down here. I never thought a commentary on some ghey ass news stroy that I was expecting to get about 12 reviews on would mushroom like this. LOVE IT. Keeps me busy at work trying to sort out all the drama.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She's a loudmouthed cunt, retro.

I've tolerated her because she's in my bookclub, but I've had enough of her stupidity.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:07:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:52:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

that was the gayest thing i've read all day. and thats not easy to achieve seeing as i read "the advocate" on the shitter every morning.
=============
AHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME.

Thanks retro.
--

no prob bob.


what the fuck is happening in this post?? i thought you guys were "friends" or something?

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:24:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

even if you weren't married and weren't a hideous ogre...come on ...cuddle...that's just gay
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BURN.

+++++++++++

Did you write this after you masturbated to her image, emo tears mixing with the splooge as it dried on your bitter belly?

>>Yes, yes I did, Twice actually. And I was playing with my asshole with the other hand.


U2?+2

Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she is seriously one of the ugliest bitches in hollywood right now

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

post it for a vote then, little miss self absorbed.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My daughter Angel, or Hilarity_Ensues, as you may know her from that degenerate website you frequent, will no longer be exchanging email with you.

As you are well aware, my daughter is only 16 years old.

While it is not illegal to converse via email with a minor, asking them for explicit nude photos of themselves is VERY illegal in the state of Maryland. This is known as solicitation of a minor, a term you will become very familiar with over the next few months.

After discovering the email exchange between yourself and my daughter, where you asked her repeatedly for photographs of her naked body, she was quick to tell me the whole story of what had transpired between the two of you.

In addition, she directed me to the link on xxxxxxxxxxx wherein you displayed yourself engaged in sexual acts with a woman. My daughter let me know that you actively led her to look at this information you had posted.

After finding this information, my daughter has been kept from logging into her computer, meaning she has had no further contact with you. AND YET you continued to follow her in emails, leaving suggestive and demanding comments for her, to the point of being the behavior of a stalker.

Needless to say, I am outraged. It has taken me this amount of time to calm myself sufficiently to be able to correspond with you civilly.


Both I and my lawyer take this behavior on your part very seriously. We will be forwarding the emails you have exchanged with my daughter, in addition to the offending website information, on to the proper authorities.

I demand a response from you in regards to this. At the very least an apology to both my daughter and myself could do you no harm in the eyes of the authorities you will soon be dealing with.



--- John Valentine Yeager

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bob seriously man I am going to go puke. I feel real real bad. Speak to you tmoz.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

come on now scourge, we know who's lieing.

everything you are saying sounds more and more like a scared kid that's been caught in a lie and trying to deflect his way out of hit.

seriously, have you seen my picture...you could put this to an uber vote and I'm sure everyone will see that the beautiful girl doesn't not chase the man beast.

i'm sorry but the chips are against you, besides...didn't you set the whole sausage fest up?

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Grow up and stop acting like the fucking n00bs that you seem to hate so much. FUCK, you suck ass.

And fuck you too Minute_homo. you suck ass as well, when were any of my comments directed at you? Fuck off, if Hilarity can stick up for himself why are you throwing him the fucking pity party?

You both suck ass.
-----------------------------------

I expressed an opinion on a couple of things. However no offense was ever truely meant. I am extremely tired so If something truely bad was said I apoligise. I am however feeling to tired for more cat fighting.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:25:11 (#)
Ranking: 1

hour_man,
It wasn't about grammar/spelling mistakes, sandgina. Those aren't "relavant".
It was the blatant "let me use big words to sound smart" pretentiousness.
You insignifi-cunt.
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I'm going home. You need to grow up. I wasn't trying to sound pretentiuos or smart. I apoligise if it came accross like that. I was merely trying to defend my opnion on a post.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And trying to say that I said I'd leave my family is pretty fucking low...even for whitetrash like you.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cute post and some nice catfighting happening in the reviews. +2 for you.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:20:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

a few things you didn't know about scourge...

- for being a married man, he oggles and gropes almost every woman that walks by him.
- he did skip out on the bar tab the night we all went out.
- he did ask if he could 'stay in my bed and cuddle'...even if you weren't married and weren't a hideous ogre...come on ...cuddle...that's just gay
- he is a light weight when it comes to drinking.
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Oh for fucks sake, just because I was trying to not have to look at you doesn't mean I was ogling other women. I was trying to keep from retching all over myself, you fucking skank.


There are two other fuys who can attest to the tab. (hint: whoring gets a lot of free drinks from some non-scourge users) too bad I paid for all my own drinks that night, dipshit.


Cuddling....hmmmmm...I believe it was you who ended up sleeping in Dougs room. I hightailed it back to a hotel.


Gotta do better than that if you're going to try and lie about me.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:24:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Bob man, you have social issues. I just gave an opinion. Take it for what it is.
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Explain?

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hour_man,
It wasn't about grammar/spelling mistakes, sandgina. Those aren't "relavant".
It was the blatant "let me use big words to sound smart" pretentiousness.
You insignifi-cunt.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bob man, you have social issues. I just gave an opinion. Take it for what it is.

Submitted by Molari (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ROFL, scolded the exec... obviously her mom is a tard... if she's 19 she's a fucking adult. More so if she's working FOR someone, she has to take the grief or get fired. Simple as that. The mom may have made the news, but I doubt the executive will eat their shit. These industry types are usually hardasses who dont tolerate bullshit, unless its in their best interest.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

even if you weren't married and weren't a hideous ogre...come on ...cuddle...that's just gay
=========
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BURN.

+++++++++++

Did you write this after you masturbated to her image, emo tears mixing with the splooge as it dried on your bitter belly?

>>Yes, yes I did, Twice actually. And I was playing with my asshole with the other hand.















What?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You KNOW you'd still do her...





















....in the pooper.

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who cares about this?

Millions of people, of which you are one apparently.

Not sure how many of them feel so passionately they post their opinion on the internet, however.

Did you write this after you masturbated to her image, emo tears mixing with the splooge as it dried on your bitter belly?

Just curious.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a few things you didn't know about scourge...

- for being a married man, he oggles and gropes almost every woman that walks by him.
- he did skip out on the bar tab the night we all went out.
- he did ask if he could 'stay in my bed and cuddle'...even if you weren't married and weren't a hideous ogre...come on ...cuddle...that's just gay
- he is a light weight when it comes to drinking.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah I figured you'd start backpeddling when we started tossing around facts matt, what's the matter, afraid the wife's gonna see this?

what was that home email again, lowlife?
---

Told my wife all about your whoring around up there.

I showed her a picture of you and she just laughed and laughed. Asked what the fuck you were thinking.

I told her you were one of those typical barhags who'd shag any guy who still had most of his hair and teeth.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hilarity is fucked in the head, this much I can attest for. Isn't that right, Angel?


Oh noes, I'm going to get sued.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is why I would never go to an ubercon, WAYYYY to much drama for me. This shit keeps me REALLY entertained while I am B@W though.

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If i were getting paid what she gets paid to "act", I'd make Goddamned sure I showed up on time.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is awesome.

*stirs pot*

Scourge, Hilarity said you had a small cock.


Hilarity, scourge said that you had a large hariy box.


heh heh

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah I figured you'd start backpeddling when we started tossing around facts matt, what's the matter, afraid the wife's gonna see this?

what was that home email again, lowlife?

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:12:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:59:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
...
4. This post was invaluable to me because I don't see any real relavance.
________________

Complete misuse of the word "invaluable". Try and sound smart somewhere else

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I'm sorry Gank. I have failed at life. This post was of no value whatsoever to me. Is that better? When you've done rimming the Devil of The Written Word don't forget to care.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:13:05 (#)
Ranking: -1

Lohan used to be hot, but not anymore. Way too thin.
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She has put some weight back on. Looking nice and curvy again.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:07:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:59:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

awe...scourge is so cute with his little +2 everything campaign, I hear he'll hook you up with a rub and tug down at the interstate reststop too if your interested.
---

Says the woman who showed me her tits an hour after meeting me.

I'm not fucking kidding here either, folks.

I asked her to put them away. Pale and differently sized. They're pierced too, in case anyone is interested in that tidbit.

==========

all that from the man (loose term there) who said he'd leave his wife and kids for a shot at....and I think this is how he said it....'just one little touch of heaven'

for shame matt, i'm sure you didn't want all of this to come out
===

Maybe in your dreams that night, sister.

What DID happen is she offered to hold it for me when I said I had to go take a piss. Swear to God.

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Lohan used to be hot, but not anymore. Way too thin.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:07:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:59:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

awe...scourge is so cute with his little +2 everything campaign, I hear he'll hook you up with a rub and tug down at the interstate reststop too if your interested.
---

Says the woman who showed me her tits an hour after meeting me.

I'm not fucking kidding here either, folks.

I asked her to put them away. Pale and differently sized. They're pierced too, in case anyone is interested in that tidbit.

===============================

I want to know more.



Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:59:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
...
4. This post was invaluable to me because I don't see any real relavance.
________________

Complete misuse of the word "invaluable". Try and sound smart somewhere else.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's fun. The why paste me in on it retard fingers.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:07:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

How is a -1 a retaliation -2 when you haven't rated me -2/ rated me for ages. I think. Either way, I didn't like this post as I said.
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I was refering to Hilarity you fucking lapdog.

There is some fucking DRAMA unfolding here, this is awesome.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:52:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

that was the gayest thing i've read all day. and thats not easy to achieve seeing as i read "the advocate" on the shitter every morning.
=============
AHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME.

Thanks retro.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How is a -1 a retaliation -2 when you haven't rated me -2/ rated me for ages. I think. Either way, I didn't like this post as I said.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:59:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

awe...scourge is so cute with his little +2 everything campaign, I hear he'll hook you up with a rub and tug down at the interstate reststop too if your interested.
---

Says the woman who showed me her tits an hour after meeting me.

I'm not fucking kidding here either, folks.

I asked her to put them away. Pale and differently sized. They're pierced too, in case anyone is interested in that tidbit.

==========

all that from the man (loose term there) who said he'd leave his wife and kids for a shot at....and I think this is how he said it....'just one little touch of heaven'

for shame matt, i'm sure you didn't want all of this to come out


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:56:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:50:01 (#)
Ranking: -1

The fighting continues

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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:48:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you've got a shot with her you snaggletoothed shitspawn.
---

Awww, look at the little kids all mad at BobLobla cause he made a nasty comment about a car. Grow the fuck up.

Listen here, 'hourman', she's pretty easy, you don't have to do this to get her to notice you. I could have bedded her in Chicago for the price of a Miller Lite.
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You go fucking TOLD.

RETALIATORY (sp??) -2S ARE TEH GHEYNESS.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Scourge: Nice ass

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 12:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:59:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

awe...scourge is so cute with his little +2 everything campaign, I hear he'll hook you up with a rub and tug down at the interstate reststop too if your interested.
---

Says the woman who showed me her tits an hour after meeting me.

I'm not fucking kidding here either, folks.

I asked her to put them away. Pale and differently sized. They're pierced too, in case anyone is interested in that tidbit.




hourman - you are not worthy of comment.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Scourge: Fuck you. Cunt.

1. On a different continent, therefore getting to be noticed isn't of any real value.
2. This little bitch session is ammusing.
3. I haven't said fuck all.
4. This post was invaluable to me because I don't see any real relavance. It's a good idea but lacked the finishing touches. It's a good idea, but the pictures were pointless. I sawi t as a -1 post. I have seen better.

In conclusion don't assume that which you would do yourself is that which others do.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

awe...scourge is so cute with his little +2 everything campaign, I hear he'll hook you up with a rub and tug down at the interstate reststop too if your interested.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:55:58 (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't understand why big studios put up with this sort of crap. I bet that I could go to any mall anywhere in the country probably in the world and find some random girl who is as good looking if not better looking with more talent who would behave properly on a set. Even better, comb the high school drama clubs and find thousands of them.
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because lindsay lohan has a *shudder* following

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/90661

That one....

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

teh hot

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:50:01 (#)
Ranking: -1

The fighting continues

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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:48:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you've got a shot with her you snaggletoothed shitspawn.
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Awww, look at the little kids all mad at BobLobla cause he made a nasty comment about a car. Grow the fuck up.

Listen here, 'hourman', she's pretty easy, you don't have to do this to get her to notice you. I could have bedded her in Chicago for the price of a Miller Lite.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't understand why big studios put up with this sort of crap. I bet that I could go to any mall anywhere in the country probably in the world and find some random girl who is as good looking if not better looking with more talent who would behave properly on a set. Even better, comb the high school drama clubs and find thousands of them.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that was the gayest thing i've read all day. and thats not easy to achieve seeing as i read "the advocate" on the shitter every morning.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

The fighting continues

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you've got a shot with her you snaggletoothed shitspawn.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

she looks like mariah carey in one of them
the one with the hair blowing crazily

haha nice filename

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 1

Mommy, I got a pissed up last night and some random dude fucked me REALLY hard in the ass and now it hurts to sit down, please feel sorry for me and call in sick to work. PLEEEEEEEEASE.<<
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That line was kicker of all ass, but your file name is very remniscent of one of mine so I took off a point for that.
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Which one? It was not intentional, if I plagarised I would have given credit where credit was due...

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Mommy, I got a pissed up last night and some random dude fucked me REALLY hard in the ass and now it hurts to sit down, please feel sorry for me and call in sick to work. PLEEEEEEEEASE.<<
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That line was kicker of all ass, but your file name is very remniscent of one of mine so I took off a point for that.

Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto 2 lohan

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:34:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey the music store said it's the best brand around, Jimi Hendrix used one, it's a fendor startokarster esquire
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:32:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:31:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

nothing says rock and roll street cred like a squire
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When they gave that to her in the photo shoot she probably said "WTF is this for?"
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:31:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

nothing says rock and roll street cred like a squire
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From the other post...

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 11:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking n00b, see what happens when I don't type my shit in word?


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam