ADD: Assbangers Deluxe! (1910 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.46 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2006-07-31 15:26:02 EDT
Teenage, greenage, awkward in-between age
(Teenage enema nurse)
I turned 15 thought it was a teen scene
(Teenage enema nurse)
Thought it would be easy, but it makes me queasy
(I'm a Teenage enema nurse)
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Must have left a chapter out.
In school and nursing classes.
They never taught me all about
Those tubes and lubes and asses.
Teenage enema nurse (x4)
They told me stick the nozzle in
There's really nothing to it
It's not a very pretty job
But someone's got to do it.
Teenage enema nurse (x4)
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teen job, mean job, not a very clean job
(Teenage enema nurse)
Poses it with hoses ain't No bed of roses
(Teenage enema nurse)
There are no implications just evacuations
(Teenage enema nurse)
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage
I've had such Emergency it made me so disgusted
Urgency to empty and it busted
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Oh shit the pay is low
I labor not in vain
I'd quick but I'm so broke I know
I'd never find a way
Teenage enema nurse
Were all just Teenage enema nurses in bondage.
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because like PFF said 'Stories are gay'.
User Reviews
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-08-01 08:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs music. And a total rewrite.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-01 07:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:59:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whysenheimer = KindaNews = ThoreauMe = Sphagnum
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Zzzzz...
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-08-01 01:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jonny always gets the plus 2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-07-31 22:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:38:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 20:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:59:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whysenheimer = KindaNews = ThoreauMe = Sphagnum
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HAHA!
Har Har
Jonny used up an hour's pay to salute his fan club.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-07-31 20:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:59:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
THANKS FOR TEH HEAT
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Hey Fag-boy, I threw in -3 cents too!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-31 20:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only the DELUXE assbangers for me!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whysenheimer = KindaNews = ThoreauMe = Sphagnum
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HAHA!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THANKS FOR TEH HEAT WHYSENHEIMER/KINDANEWS
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 19:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in love.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-07-31 18:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fag-boy.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope you like my uberboard message for the day. We all know it's true.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MA! eneMA!!
Teenage EneMA Nurses in Bondage!!
DAMN!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*falsetto*
Teenage Enemy Nurses in Bondage!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the shit???
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:44:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:41:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX post ARE gay.
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Heard that before.
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I did not say that.
I am the nicest man on Uber.
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Who plays pranks on people to make them think they are being sued for soliciting a minor
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stories ARE gay.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:23:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu n00b
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-07-31 17:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu n00b
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:41:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX post ARE gay.
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Heard that before.
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I did not say that.
I am the nicest man on Uber.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91185#2082265
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ETS IS TEH CR4ZYNESS
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ass bangers are gay. If they are guys banging other guys...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-07-31 16:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:41:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX post ARE gay.
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Heard that before.
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NONE.
NONE MORE GHEY.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX post ARE gay.
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Heard that before.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-07-31 15:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stories ARE gay.