ADD - Fishing For The Day (521 hits)
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Submitted by BLT (View user info) at 2006-08-01 03:56:51 EDT
"Well..."
"First you have to put a lure on the line. Here, try this one. It's a broken back top-water minnow. It makes neat ripples in the water to attract fish."
"Allright, now try to remember how to tie on the leader; here; the bunny goes around the tree seven or eight times, then though the first hole, and then back through the top hole..."
"You have to tie it like that. Otherwise the fish will pull off the lure."
"It's not that hard to tie it like that."
"Well, you could at least try."
"I'm not tying your line for you all day; I'm going to be busy fishing so you had better learn how to do it yourself. I'll do this one for you. But you need to learn how."
"Well, if you're too hot then splash some water on yourself."
"I don't know when a fish is going to bite."
"You have to be quiet or you'll scare the fish."
"Yes, of course fish have ears."
"How are you hungry again? We ate an hour ago."
"This isn't boring. This is relaxing."
"One of these days you are going to appreciate times like these."
"I don't know when a fish is going to bite! Be Quiet! I'M TRYING TO RELAX!
"Yes, that was loud and it probably scared the fish."
"Why is it always like this with you? You said you wanted to come, and now all you're doing is whining! If all you're going to do is complain the whole time, let me know right now and I'll just take you back to the motel and you can sit in the room all by yourself!"
"Yes I know the hotel room has cable. I can't believe you would rather watch that garbage than be out here on a beautiful day like this. You see, that's the whole problem with your generation. Everything has to be spoon fed to you, and you'll never be able to appreci... HOLD ON... Something is on your line! Reel it in reel it in!
Oh Wow he's a big one... Don't let him get away! Let me get the net... no I can reach the net you just... DON'T STAND UP IN THE BOOAAWHAAAAA...
(Splash)
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Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-09-08 12:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-01 19:22:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:32:35 EDT (#)
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That kid is staring at your crotch.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:16:19 EDT (#)
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You know, I would have sworn you were a woman based off of your user name.
Cute kid.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-08-01 08:38:12 EDT (#)
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this is also a camwhore, folks. I'm the taller one.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-08-01 08:11:09 EDT (#)
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Ghoti =
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Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-08-01 07:51:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-08-01 04:10:41 EDT (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-01 04:02:54 EDT (#)
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