ADD Catch of the Day (NSFW) (1727 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.11 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-08-01 10:16:20 EDT
"You guys have to come over to my new place and check it out. It's equipped with the fucking coolest thing ever."
"What is it?"
"Fuck, just come over and find out for yourself."
-_____-
"Well turn your fucking head already."
Luke unbuttoned his pants and stood in the bedroom of his child hood friend, Brad. The room was adorned with the typical accoutrements of a bachelor, naked pictures, suggestive pictures, a small TV, a radio, a chest of drawers and a bed. There wasn't anything special about the room until they were pointed towards the hole in the wall.
Luke thought about backing out, but was prodded and pressured into sliding his 10 bucks through the hole and then placing his penis through the hole. He's heard of this shit before, about someone randomly sucking your cock, or random sex or perhaps someone rubs shit on it, all depending upon who's on the other side. Glory holes, he vaguely remembered.
"Alright, I'm going to do it, but if someone cuts off my dick, I'm going to be pissed."
"Shut the fuck up already, and put your dick in the hole."
Bennie, who had been sitting patiently waiting his turn, broke out into a hysterical laughing fit, causing Luke to flinch.
"Come on, man, I gotta get my turn too."
-_____-
"Ah, yes, you go to hole in wall and make feel good, okayyy."
"This not why I come to America."
Fien Shu Wong and his wife Li had this argument ever since the new neighbor moved in, and the one before that, and the one before that, etc. It was an ongoing battle but ever since Fien Shu Wong was no longer a military power in China, he had come to America to find work. The only thing he could find was as a litter control technician, which basically meant, he picked up trash with the California Department of Transportation. It barely afforded the bills, and they needed extra money. The broken English really set them apart from the rest of the country and now his wife was performing immoral acts for extra money.
"Get to hole woman, now, no questions! Go!"
She went to the wall, where the money was already sitting by the baseboard and she could see motion through the hole. She could always see motion, rarely being able to tell what it was, probably boxers or underwear at the level and occasionally someone would try to peek through, but it was so dimly lit that they couldn't tell. Then, whoever was the horny devil on the other side was, would stick their phallus through and that's when the work began.
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Hey, it pays the bills.
User Reviews
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-05 15:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 14:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SORRY
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-01 19:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-01 18:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture was totally not what I expected, or at least mostly not what I expected, being a painting and all...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-01 18:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-01 16:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Get to hole woman, now, no questions! Go!"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1.5
i pictured those old toothless chinese ladies from bubble boy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 14:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:53:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:28:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
solid meh, but in no way merits a 0
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-08-01 13:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:13:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
That painting is fascinating. Where'd ya get it?
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Google, "glory hole"
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That painting is fascinating. Where'd ya get it?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:28:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
solid meh, but in no way merits a 0
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass pic.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
solid meh, but in no way merits a 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the picture reminded me of something...
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-08-01 10:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Worth reading, but I didn't really enjoy it though. Liked the picture though, that's fucked up.