ADD: If you Only Knew (511 hits)
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Submitted by goferforhire <goferforhire.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-01 11:04:42 EDT
What would you do for a klondike bar? Does anyone ever really think about that question ever, because I do all the time. I think about it mathematically, like I'm solving an equation out of a textbook and the answer is delicious. It's important to weigh things scientifically- you have to quantify exactly how much a klondike bar is worth to you, and you have to know how much certain things bother you. It's best to even it out, but it's even better if it ends up with you happier than you were in the first place.
I know what I would do for a klondike bar. I've planned it out perfectly to get the best index of value to the person giving the ice cream versus pleasure index of action to candy bar. It's the best plan ever and if you say anything else I'll fuck you up with a cattle prod and a honey bear. It'll suck ass for you.
I would Ride a Gazelle, naked, through my hometown.
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm +2ing all your posts as a sign of good faith. I just want to show that there is no animosity between us. Friends?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-02 00:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-01 15:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-01 12:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
opportunity cost
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right now I'd eat that dead vole we found
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hehe.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 11:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would piss on a nun. But only a mean one who smacks kids hands with a ruler. That bitch.