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Submitted by Boatplankorigami (View user info) at 2006-08-01 16:28:12 EDT



twitch breaks under cover and blue breaks the morning
inside twitches return crinkled nerves
rain flows wastes and washes pipes under shiny streets
last nights man todays dead man walking
banks opening

fresh new politically leaning secret gunned
vendor overhangs heater coffee lids squeezed

assasination

shoving into streets scatter three fallen
rain rivelets coffee blood to nearest drain

so she remembers

unlocked from this she turns
flicks a small pink tongue
and takes shattered madness
yesterdays man todays dead man walking
firmly by the hand:

"ungh"

"Time for your medicine"

click

...Missing statesman found dead in car in the middle of the city
today, sources say that a hypodermic needle was found underneat...

click

...breaks out over northern region of Cana...

click

...thousands leave surface of planet ear...

click

...has expanded and swallowed the moo...

click

...sez lick my face and she were all WTF? safe man, shit I...

click

...to this years emmy award nominatio...

click

...WISH ME LUCK AS YOU WAVE ME GOODB...

click.


"Hook up the thing"

"nah you"

"you"

"fuck off"

"you"

"dude"

"you"

"dude"

"bowl?"

"I'll do the thing"

"yeah"

"what?"

"yeah dipshit"

"oh"

"huh?"

"ha ha"

"wha?"

"fuck off"

"nur?"

"dude seriously"

"weh?"

"fuck off"

"meh?"

"dude do the bowl"

"dung the kung?"

"what the fuck dude?"

"oh yes chester deeper chester dee-"

BLAM

click

...death appears to be drug related as...

click

...Mozart! Mozart! I killed...

click.


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Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where's the picture Bart?

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-08-02 00:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The first part is fun if you read it out loud, imitating William Shatner. Yes, that picture does kick ass.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-01 21:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am tired.

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-01 18:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like you.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-01 16:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-01 16:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh the laughter, oh,
oh laughing laughter laugh
such laugh pour fourth
all upon the floor
look at it, such laugh

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-01 16:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for that picture.

Fuck the rest of the post. That picture is badfuckingass.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-01 16:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dont see any tourists fucking anywheres....


Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma