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Electric Tooth Syndrome - Tear Open the Massive Dark (Complete Second Album) (1112 hits)

Category: Sound & Music
Labels: ets_music

Rating: 0.9 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-08-02 01:04:55 EDT


Other Complete ETS Albums...
Nevermind Remake - http://www.ubersite.com/m/89845
In Praise of Folly - http://www.ubersite.com/m/90123

Continuing my promise to give away ever stitch of music I've ever made...here in its entirety is my second full album of songs. It was compiled in 2002, but most of the songs go back to 1995 when I was just a sophmore in high school. At the time, I was living with a couple friends out on my dad's farm out amid the woods and fields of Nowhereville, under the Kentucky stars. There was a lot of acid involved in this time period, probably way more than my body should have been able to handle, but it was a time of youth and discovery I wouldn't trade for the world.

As a whole, this album was one of the most cleansing things I've ever done. Each song is like a photograph in a time capsule, capturing where I was at the moment I wrote it. They represent a time in my life that, like certain smells, always ties itself inextricably to scenes of the past, of a time when the universe was alive with mystery and anything seemed possible. I hope you enjoy it.



1. Rite of Passage http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/01%20Rite%20of%20Passage.mp3
2. Softly Meditating http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/02%20Softly%20Meditating.mp3
3. Astral Silence http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/03%20Astral%20Silence.mp3
4. The Hermit http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/04%20The%20Hermit.mp3
5. Through the Stages http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/05%20Through%20the%20Stages.mp3
6. Water http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/06%20Water.mp3
7. Ghost http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/07%20Ghost.mp3
8. Invocation http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/08%20Invocation.mp3
9. Ballad of My Death http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/09%20Ballad%20of%20My%20Death.mp3
10. Reaching for Perfection http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/10%20Reaching%20for%20Perfection.mp3
11. Catch-22 of Nihilism http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/11%20Catch-22%20of%20Nihilism.mp3
12. The Echoing Tunnels of Dreams http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/12%20Echoing%20Tunnels%20of%20Dreams.mp3
13. Song to God http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/13%20Song%20to%20God.mp3
14. To Become as Children http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/14%20To%20Become%20as%20Children.mp3
15. Lament http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Tear_Open_the_Massive_Dark/15%20Lament.mp3



CREDITS:
©(p)1995-2002 Centripedal Noise Music (ASCAP)
All songs produced, engineered, mixed, and mastered by Brad Linzy unless otherwise indicated.
Assistant mixing engineer on "The Hermit": Kevin Willett
Co-producer and principle engineer on "Ghost": Kevin Willett
All songs composed by Brad Linzy unless otherwise indicated.
"Ghost" written by James Colby Townsend.
"To Become as Children" music by Townsend and Linzy. Lyrics by Townsend.
Cover art: Brad Linzy

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User Reviews


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-11 17:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you think using your "Vengance" alter to -2 bomb me because I disagree with your positions is in any way a smart thing to do, you fucking twat?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-02 21:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:57:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Pretentious happy horseshit.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's already a goatse. The thingers on the left and right are the hands, the division between red and blue is the crack, and the gaping void is, well, you know.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:54:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:12:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:08:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, I NEED ONE OF YOU PHOTOSHOP GENIUSES TO GOATSE THIS PICTURE.

I MEAN, 'TEAR OPEN THE MASSIVE DARK', CMON KIDDIES, IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE EASIER THAN THAT...

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hahahahaha

the parallels are staggering.
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I just hope somebody does it - that would be genuinely funny.

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No shit! I never noticed that shit till you pointed it out. I would do it myself, but making fun of myself would be pretty lame wouldn't it? :P

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:12:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:08:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, I NEED ONE OF YOU PHOTOSHOP GENIUSES TO GOATSE THIS PICTURE.

I MEAN, 'TEAR OPEN THE MASSIVE DARK', CMON KIDDIES, IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE EASIER THAN THAT...

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hahahahaha

the parallels are staggering.
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I just hope somebody does it - that would be genuinely funny.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:29:58 (#)
Ranking: 2


I listened to Through the Stages, at first it sounds like a Enya rip off, then I thought of that part in Spinal Tap where the midgets are dancing around the little stonehenge model.

I'm rolling a joint as I type this.

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"The problem...is there was a stonehenge monument on stage in danger of being CRUSHED by a dwarf!"

"Invocation" is probably a little closer for that.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I listened to Through the Stages, at first it sounds like a Enya rip off, then I thought of that part in Spinal Tap where the midgets are dancing around the little stonehenge model.

I'm rolling a joint as I type this.


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:08:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, I NEED ONE OF YOU PHOTOSHOP GENIUSES TO GOATSE THIS PICTURE.

I MEAN, 'TEAR OPEN THE MASSIVE DARK', CMON KIDDIES, IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE EASIER THAN THAT...

----------------

hahahahaha

the parallels are staggering.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, I NEED ONE OF YOU PHOTOSHOP GENIUSES TO GOATSE THIS PICTURE.

I MEAN, 'TEAR OPEN THE MASSIVE DARK', CMON KIDDIES, IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE EASIER THAN THAT...

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:57:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Pretentious happy horseshit.

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Pretentious cranky horseshit.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:57:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Pretentious happy horseshit.

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Dude, this is actually my darkest music.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wicked Awesome.

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Simon and Garfunkel hop into a spaceship.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"1995 when I was just a sophmore in high school"

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Fuck.

ETS and I are the same age. This blows for a number of reasons.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pretentious happy horseshit.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I forgot...

If you can't understand what I'm saying in the songs and you're one of these people who simply MUST know, the lyrics are in the ID3 tags. You can open in iTunes, right click song file, click "get info", then "lyrics". Or you can read them here: http://www.angelfire.com/indie/electrictooth/tomdlyrics.html

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this more than the last one.

Keep them coming.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-02 08:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Concept albums will ALWAYS get a +2 from me. Had me hooked from the opening organ on "Rite of Passage."

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-02 06:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 own work, will have to listen tonite as our corporate lan is kinda sealed off.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-02 05:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

check them out, modern swedish band playing vintage psychedelia with touches of folk, one of my favorite modern progressive acts along with Porcupine Tree and Liquid Scarlet

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-02 05:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no I have not

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-02 04:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I heartily approve of the sentiment. I may even listen to the music later.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-02 04:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rad have you heard of Dungen

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-02 04:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you sound like a friend of mine.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-02 04:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-02 02:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-02 01:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 why-the-fuck-not

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-02 01:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 live (it doesn't coutn, sorry)


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