The end is NIGH! (658 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.54 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Darth Famine (View user info) at 2006-08-02 02:11:33 EDT
These are the ENDTIMES! And I have come to deliver to you a message of SALVATION!
And Yea I went forth unto the Olive Garden
For there I was to debate the nature of the universe with someone who knew even less about the vast unknown than I. While I as engaged in this holy endeavour I could feel his presence within me, surrounding me and filling me with the garlic and butter!
In extacy I cried aloud! BRING ME MORE MARANARA!
They saw my divine aura and instantly moved to obey. After a time, the aura left me I was sated. Filled with his noodly goodness I went forth to spread the gospel to ye poor misbegotten souls who have not partaken of his bounty.
Go forth now, seek ye his sacred shrine called by the faithful The Olive Garden!
Worship his greatness lest his noodly appendage smite you!
User Reviews
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i saw that movie at a bar 2 weeks ago.
ralphs chadwick square diner is the shit.
movie mondays rule.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cthulhu?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That thing has big balls.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha. im convinced.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 flying spaghetti monster (AKA the agnostic's proof of eternal religious ignorance)
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No fucking comment.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta love that noodly appendage.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares of flying fucking noodly slug thingies. Nice one.
Thanks.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-02 06:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meatbollocks. His Noodly Appendage is but a conveyance for The Sauce of Salvation!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-02 04:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-02 02:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what he said
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-02 02:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
noodly appendage auto plus two