I been knitting again (806 hits)
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Submitted by Mrs Flibble (View user info) at 2006-08-02 06:52:34 EDT
Flibble Fetus (we really should find her a different name-suggestions please?) has got to the point where she wont take bottles that don't have handles. she's an awkward, independant little cowbag.
Anyway, I got me ole' knitting needles out and knocked up a little something.
It's called the universal bottle sock. It fits over any standard UK wideneck bottle and has meant that I havn't had to spend money replacing any of her bottles.
woot!
AND I've managed to sell a pair of blue ones to a woman expecting twins.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-02 21:11:33 EDT (#)
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FUCK OFF YOU STUPID IRRELEVANT POINTLESS PATHETIC SCUMBAG PIKEY.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-08-02 15:21:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:41:08 (#)
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I don't know, why do you have abnormally stubby sausage fingers?
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Ah, now that one I can answer...
I have mosaic 45-X Turner's Syndrome.
so go fuck yourself.
to all that welcomed me back, thankyou!!
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-08-02 15:15:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:22:01 (#)
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why would you replace bottles just because she doesn't like them without handles? shouldn't you be teaching her to not be a spoiled brat?
uh happy knitting?
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yeah, why don't you tell that kid to just shut the fuck up and drink the damn milk? I'm sure you can come up with a reasonable lecture to give your very young infant to make her see that it she is being completely unreasonable by not feeling comfortable with big fat non-handled bottle. I mean geez, come on. Are you going to coddle this kid until its one??? I say 12 months and make them earn their keep. That'll stop them becoming spoiled brats. They'll really appreciate those diapers, mushy food, and luxury items such as ergonomic bottles, knowing that they themselves earned some of the money towards their purchase.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:22:01 EDT (#)
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why would you replace bottles just because she doesn't like them without handles? shouldn't you be teaching her to not be a spoiled brat?
uh happy knitting?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:10:39 EDT (#)
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Flibby
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-08-02 09:47:43 EDT (#)
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can you knit me a bathrobe, miss flibble? it only needs to be two inches long.
just use the same amount of yarn you used for shlongy's cock sock.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-08-02 09:37:56 EDT (#)
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Today is gonna be a good day...Mrs. Flibble is back, and first thing she does....shows us a nipple!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-02 08:41:29 EDT (#)
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good idea Flibbs. And good to see you back!
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-08-02 08:27:17 EDT (#)
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"she's an awkward, independant little cowbag"
Funny, I thought the same thing about you. Minus the independant and little part. And the bag part. You're just an awkward cow.
By the way, you and that guy from Willow have the same hands. That sucks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You really might be the most boring person on the fucking planet, and you feel the need to subject us all to your incredibly uninteresting bullshit.
And you say I'M the cunt? You have the sense of humor and wit of a cadaver. Why do you think ANYONE gives a fuck about this stupid shit?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:45:42 EDT (#)
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Hello Mrs Flibble, the bottle things are cool.
Method, I've lost track- are you mean or nice now? You shouldn't really pick on nice ladies from the Internet, even if they do use very rude words.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:41:08 EDT (#)
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I don't know, why do you have abnormally stubby sausage fingers?
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:34:25 EDT (#)
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method, why are you such a cunt?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:31:02 EDT (#)
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What part of "no one gives a fuck about any of the stupid shit you have to say" do you not understand?
By the by, what does your husband do for a living?
Whatever it is, I hope he loses a fuckin limb doing it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:28:04 EDT (#)
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Fibblert or Fibbling. Or Hariot.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:02:48 EDT (#)
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yeah and great nails... no, it's my hand.
I like flibblespawn.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-02 07:01:46 EDT (#)
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Your baby has huge hands.
Flibinfant? Flibblespawn?