Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings." - Ozzie Guillen
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. The not so curious case of...
  2. spermicidal mexicans and PETA
  3. What is your earliest mem...
  4. RIP Sarah Palin (NSFW)
  5. Farting in the toilet shou...
  6. Tantoo...I made it up. It...
  7. MASSIVE update
  8. Shouldn't have walked
  9. Quitting with the E-Cigarette
  10. Very Likey A Pointless Ube...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Medical Marijuana Reformatted (47 heat)
  2. Wimbledon (rantish in natu... (37 heat)
  3. Quitting with the E-Cigarette (35 heat)
  4. spermicidal mexicans and PETA (25 heat)
  5. Farting in the toilet shou... (24 heat)
  6. MASSIVE update (23 heat)
  7. ...of the Son, and of the ... (22 heat)
  8. Michael Bay & the Gang Cra... (21 heat)
  9. On Why I Hate the Fourth (20 heat)
  10. Quitting smoking?!?!?! (20 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1199689 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (751853 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (490686 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (418715 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (368648 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (345164 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (320550 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (299920 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (285208 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (270160 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1543736 hits)
  2. The Crystal Method (1522632 hits)
  3. Razor (1497857 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1453198 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1375151 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1367324 hits)
  7. loki (1120916 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1051048 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1029965 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1020758 hits)
  11. weeeeep (996240 hits)
  12. Whacko Jacko (959823 hits)
  13. Ubersite needs me! (944714 hits)
  14. Tom (900405 hits)
  15. apollo88 (817338 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (808884 hits)
  17. T+I+G+E+R L+I+L+L+Y (795849 hits)
  18. Sorrell (787333 hits)
  19. Wally (762007 hits)
  20. RIP™ (748674 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (737138 hits)
  22. RON PAUL 2008! (729985 hits)
  23. HIDDEN101 (726145 hits)
  24. UGR09 Undeserved Champion (698549 hits)
  25. Phallic_fucking_ Cymbals (696070 hits)
  26. User Blocked (690903 hits)
  27. Will Zone (690339 hits)
  28. iddqd (673882 hits)
  29. kaos-king (665468 hits)
  30. kaos-king (634793 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

APW clay nativity (857 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: 0.68 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (View user info) at 2006-08-02 12:51:04 EDT


cuz babi jeebus iz teh roxxorz

oh fuck why didnt you tell them im allergic to myrrh.jpg (23 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-16 09:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Negate Cinderblock.

Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 05:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And why does it look like Baby Jesus took a huge dump?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 05:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

ETS *is* a Jesus wannabe...

Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-13 12:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That should be enough.
I actually find this hilarious. But I'm so pissed off.

Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-13 12:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-13 12:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think this is funny but I'm only +2ing it because ETS really pisses me off

Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

scourge just offered up the longest retort in ubersite history and i dont know if i should laugh or cry... so im going to do both in alternating 3 second stages.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy JEEEEEBUS, scourge....

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, almost forgot...

Of course I +2ed it.

I +2 everything.



Se ya tomorrow, Nancy. I'll be sure to post so you can ride by and exact your vengeance.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:08:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

This has NOTHING to do ith superiority goddammit! It has to do with the fact that people like YOU for instance seem to be unable to do ANYTHING but +2 something and go "har fucking har" even when it's DUMB AS HELL! Like this.

You either have no sense of humor whatsoFUCKINGever, or you are a complete PUSSY who finds himself unable to give a bad review and thinks that anyone who does must think himself superior.

This has nothing to do with the poster. I don't even fucking KNOW the guy. If he posts something tomorrow that makes me laugh or think, I will review him accordingly, but as for this encrusted piece of emu turd, I'm not gonna sit here along with the rest of you hyenas and blow smoke up his ass. I don't give a fuck if he's Bart, Razor, or anyone else. I would have given FilthyAssistant a -2 is she'd posted this shit, and she's my fucking girlfriend.

"We see through your shit."

What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?? When did I piss in your fucking Wheaties?

What pissed you off? Was it this post or Hilarity's piece of shit? Which is it? OR was it one of your posts? Was it because I didn't kiss your ass about liking the manufactured drama? I really wanna know.

Enlighten me.

---

The guy takes something that is a cool bandwagon, APW, and makes a lighthearted post poking fun at it. It's like a tension breaker, comic relief...

Who the hell are you to lambast anyone else for the way they choose to review it?

That is where your superiority issue came into play. Go look at your first review, ass.




"Hi, I'm a washed up tech support line operator who's going to save the world by bitching on an internet forum all day long.

What's that I see over there....?

Why, that's somebody who is blind to my obvious greatness/disagrees with me in even the smallest way/says they know something that is contrary to what I claim to be the gospel truth?

Saddle up Vengance!!! Let's ride!!!!!!!"

(you misspelled vengeance by the way)




People like me? See that part up there about 'seeing through your shit', where you quoted me? The part where you imply that you can't know something about somebody based off of what they do on this website? You know...the bit you wrote?

Get a clue man.

My review was based off of how you choose to behave on this website. You got fucked with by a couple people and it made you turn into a raving dipshit. Or that's what you want everyone to believe...you already were one.

My opinion of the electrictoothsyndrome character is that it is a whingey little fuck. If it was a real life boy it would be sent to it's room without dessert.

I 'll throw a bad review out there when I fucking want to. And I do. Often. What I don't do is belittle and berate other users for doing as they see fit.





You know what, fuck it.


You're an ineffectual human. What you do and say here makes no difference in the world. Keep preaching to everybody who'll argue with you for that notoriety you crave.

Go about your business. Now that I've dared to cross you I'm sure I'll see you and your pitiful alter on my posts making ominous noises and vague threats.




here it is

plain and simple

BRADLEY LINZY ACTS LIKE A FUCKING SPOILED CHILD ON UBERSITE. WHEN HE ISN'T TOLD WHAT A SPECIAL PERSON HE IS, HOW INSIGHTFUL, NAY...GENIUS!!! HE IS, HE TURNS ON THE PEOPLE WHO DARED TO DOUBT HIM. HE NEEDS TO GROW A SENSE OF HUMOR HIMSELF BEFORE HE EVER CALLS ANYONE ELSES INTO QUESTION.

THE FUCKING END.



No not quite the end.


Why the need to mention Bart or Razor?

Or your smartass harpy of a girlfriend? (we all know she's your girlfriend, quit banging that drum already, nobodys impressed) Because something they would do should be held to a higher standard...because they are the site elite? What is it? OH...more elitism/superiority on your part.




fucking tool

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:26:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

oops...-2

And one more thing. Just because I see a piece of shit post like this with a 1.6+ rating and get disgusted, doesn't say jack shit about who I am. Stop pretending it does, and stop pretending that you fucking "know me" or something because of it.
========
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Does anyone else picture a fat black chick on maury snapping her fingers say 'YOU DON'T KNOW ME'


GOLD ETS, PURE GOLD

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:11:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:09:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS you're a tool.

UOM isnt an alter

----------------------

...says the other alter.
-================

IRONY...

Good post UOM

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that Feety in there?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is someone spending the summer in vacation Bible school?

Submitted by DoubleDong (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 only because this post has turned into a battle between Scourge and Electrictoothsyndrome.
Now. Where did I put my 'SCOURGE IS #1!' foam finger?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oops...-2

And one more thing. Just because I see a piece of shit post like this with a 1.6+ rating and get disgusted, doesn't say jack shit about who I am. Stop pretending it does, and stop pretending that you fucking "know me" or something because of it.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:30:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm finally ill of this...



Get the fuck over yourself, Bradley.

You act like a total twat. Everyone on this site sees through your bullshit now, so you can drop it, OK?

Laugh at something or don't, but quit with the superiority bit already...you've let that shit bleed over onto every fucking thing posted here. Even this meagre offering.

------------------------

This has NOTHING to do ith superiority goddammit! It has to do with the fact that people like YOU for instance seem to be unable to do ANYTHING but +2 something and go "har fucking har" even when it's DUMB AS HELL! Like this.

You either have no sense of humor whatsoFUCKINGever, or you are a complete PUSSY who finds himself unable to give a bad review and thinks that anyone who does must think himself superior.

This has nothing to do with the poster. I don't even fucking KNOW the guy. If he posts something tomorrow that makes me laugh or think, I will review him accordingly, but as for this encrusted piece of emu turd, I'm not gonna sit here along with the rest of you hyenas and blow smoke up his ass. I don't give a fuck if he's Bart, Razor, or anyone else. I would have given FilthyAssistant a -2 is she'd posted this shit, and she's my fucking girlfriend.

"We see through your shit."

What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?? When did I piss in your fucking Wheaties?

What pissed you off? Was it this post or Hilarity's piece of shit? Which is it? OR was it one of your posts? Was it because I didn't kiss your ass about liking the manufactured drama? I really wanna know.

Enlighten me.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


useless.


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Original at least, unlike these wankers who lift wholesale articles about artists they no little to nothing about.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The post is meh, but I think I've just become a scourge fan.

Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ugh...

"i pwn ewe FAGZORZ!!!!!1111oneoneroflma"

at least the picture was kinda funny.

+1 for the picture
-1 for sorta being a dink...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm finally ill of this...



Get the fuck over yourself, Bradley.

You act like a total twat. Everyone on this site sees through your bullshit now, so you can drop it, OK?

Laugh at something or don't, but quit with the superiority bit already...you've let that shit bleed over onto every fucking thing posted here. Even this meagre offering.



Your grand statements are crap, your arguments to support them are crap, and your denouncements of other peoples behavior are crap.

You know, and we all fucking know that you know, what you do here will not change a fucking thing about the world. If you actually wanted people to make changes for the better on this planet, you would approach the issues you speak about with a much more level head. You would not behave like a spoiled fucking child everytime someone disagreed with you....

You know that behavior doesn't sway opinions. You don't want to sway opinions. It gets internet hits and heat. The only reason you are even on this site.

That makes you worse than the people you berate here, because at least they don't try to glorify themselves or attempt to make their motivations seem to be so grand and inspiring.

***This is a place to piss away time. That's what happens here.***

Go start your revolution somewhere else. Oh wait...you don't get internet notoriety for that. Nevermind.




You know that whole opinion-asshole comment? Yeah...that applies here.

Now shut your fucking hole.



Love,

Matt

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Should have saved this for tomorrow.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ETS-Look, just to clear the air (kind of like what I do after unloading a massive fart) ...

I'm not an alter. I joined this site not 3 weeks ago.

Call me a n00b, whatever. I pwn you and everything you stand for, assface.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is me, dickface
http://pulsehead.com/message/egadz


Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:10:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:02:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

because it isn't pretending to be cultured like so many others. it is what it is.

------------------

And what would that be? Absolute fucking dogshit?
-----
People have different opinions of good, as evidenced by your "you didn't buy a hybrid -2DIE" comment the other day. Even though there is NO BENEFIT TO THEM.

Different strokes for different folks. Move right along.

Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:09:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS you're a tool.

UOM isnt an alter

----------------------

...says the other alter.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:02:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

because it isn't pretending to be cultured like so many others. it is what it is.

------------------

And what would that be? Absolute fucking dogshit?

If you people just like sitting around sucking each other's cocks all the time, why don't you just say so?




Oh, and to the author... Until you start posting with your real account, you can shut the fuck up. And if this IS your real account, you're a fucking noob who has no credibility. Unless you count the impressive ability to post email forwards.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS you're a tool.

UOM isnt an alter

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love nativity scenes.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

because it isn't pretending to be cultured like so many others. it is what it is.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:59:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Honestly, what do you three find so fucking funny about this?

======

Piss off, whackjob.

Your credibility on this site is compromised every time you post anything.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Honestly, what do you three find so fucking funny about this?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking alters

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hhahahah what the fuck

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I only give +2's to APW nclay nativity scenes that have the three wise men.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-02 12:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God...I laughed.


Have mercy on my soul.


Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.

Homer: Well, thank you, honey.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment