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Son of a Bitch - I'm Gay (696 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.36 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Adam Harker <kingdamien3.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-02 13:32:52 EDT


This is the story of my gaydom. How I was manipulated and coerced into the world of homosexuality by older men and boys.

It all started when I was 11 years old and my best friend talked me into letting him see what it felt like to have his dick sucked, of course promising to do me next. He was 14 and his parents both worked 9 to 5 and during summer vacation from school he was alone in the home.

It happened like this, we got into his dad's stash of playboy, penthouse and hustler and we were looking at pics and getting sooo horny. He said if I sucked his, he would return the favor and we could see how it felt. Well I was young and willing to do it first so he took his pants down and layed on the bed and I plopped it into my mouth and sucked it like a girl. His cock got rock hard and I sucked it bobbing my head up and down for about 3 or 4 minutes and he cummed a big hot load into my mouth and I didn't know what to do with it, I was going to spit it out, but he told me to swallow it, so I did and almost choked on the thick hot liquid. I had to get a glass of water. When it was my turn, he laughed and said he wasn't a cocksucker and that he would tell everyone if I didn't do it for him whenever he wanted (blackmail). I agreed. So I sucked it for him all summer and in fact all through middle school too. He also buttfucked me and popped my cherry. I layed on my stomach in his bed all summer. By the time I was 13 I had been fucked silly and my asshole was big.

My next lover was the pastor of my families church. Mr Lutz came to do an unexpected home visit at our house November when I was 13 and my parents weren't home, they were out Christmas shopping at the mall. I answered the door and he asked if he could come in for a visit, I said my mom and dad aren't home they just left for the mall. He said well could he come in and visit and pray with me for a few minutes. I said ok. I was showing him my football card collection on the couch and he seemed interested. I was wearing shorts and my legs were exposed and he started rubbing them as we looked at the cards and talked football. His hands were big, he was a big man. I put my hand on his leg and began rubbing like he was doing to me and his breathing was heavy and he asked me to show him where the bathroom was and we walked down the hall and I showed him, he went in and took a piss and then he called me to the bathroom and he was washing his hands with his back me and I sat on the toilet lid as he talked about me going to a 2 week youth camp the next summer, when he turned around he stood right in front of me and his cock was hard and sticking out of his buttoned but unzipped pants right in my face, just inches from my mouth. He was a big guy and his cock was a whopper, long and thick with a big wonderful head. I was horny from the rubbing and I knew what he wanted so I took the head in my mouth and started giving him a blowjob. I sucked for about 15 minutes and was rewarded with a big man-sized load in my mouth, 2 swallows to drink it all. He kissed me and pantsed me and felt me up for about an hour, shoving his big index finger all the way up my ass and fingering me out. He asked me to meet him at the church on Saturdays when he did yardwork there and I rode my 10 speed and met him there all summer. He would fuck me on the alter on Saturday and preach from it on Sunday *L*
God may have had mercy on me, but he didn't have any on my ass as he fucked me silly. When I went to summer camp he shared me with another pastor from another church and I got to sleep in their cabin. My pastor is currently in prison for child molestation for popping the cherry of a little blonde 12 year old who told on him.

My next lover was some hillbilly guy that sold weed and had been in prison before, he was 36 and I was 15. He used me for a wife for 2 years and I used him for his weed and sperm. He is back in prison for cocaine possession and distribution.

My next lover was a gay guy who was ugly, plain out ugly, but he had a beautiful dick, great stamina and was a heavy, heavy cummer. I was 18 and he was 42.. He was rough and told me I was his and I was going to suck his dick and balls and he was going to wife me...I said, Ok. He loved anal and really tore me up and fucked a big pussy between my legs. He also was the first to make to shave my entire body, legs, arms chest everything except my head, which he wanted long like a girls hair. He made me stand still as he shaved my body hair off and told me he was completely taking my manhood from me once and for all. He made me wear women's clothes in the privacy of the home and made me walk and talk like a girl when I was with him. I painted my toenails for him and wore nylons to bed. The upside was he had a lot of money and worked at an automobile factory and made love to me almost every night and tried to make a baby in me all the time. I would throw my legs up and hold them up after sex at night and lay next to him and let the cum melt and run deep inside me as he this pleased him. Then we would sleep. He shared me with whomever came over and began pimping me out for $$$ after a while. I left him cold turkey and moved to another state to live with my brother when things went sour with him. I'm sure it broke his heart, I was his wife.

When my brother found out that I was gay and EZ, he began putting his hands on me as I would paint my toenailz or sit around putting on my face makeup. So I told him, I would do anything he wanted in exchange for him letting me stay. So incest began and it still goes on at this moment. I'm 27 and currently my brother's sex slave and incest wife.

That's the state of the union.

When you rate this story, please rate it as follows using a double meaning to the rating.

0 means "I'm completely insane"
.5 means "Can I fuck you too?"
1 means "Damn your life sounds just like mine"
2 means " That you wish you had lived my life and not your boring childhood"






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Ranking: -2

Are you from Kilworth?

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-02 15:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT'S HOT

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here is a 0 go get thearpy please

Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very fucked up... but for some reason I dont doubt the story....

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is most, most disturbing.
















This belongs in a journal labelled "DO NOT EVER READ, EVER".

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-02 14:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, if any post deserves to get mass -2'd...

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Ranking: -2

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Ranking: -2

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-2DIE.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Funniest damn thing I've read all day. You fucking whore.

Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just trying to brighten up everyones day :)

See, you're not bored to death anymore and you have a reason to live for the next minute or so

The downside is that after you bash this story...you return to your previous bored life.

But I did my part.

I could be a superhero?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.

-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpson's Clip Show

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 means you love me just as I am
-1 means you wish you had a pussy

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You got me good, faggo!


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Ranking: -2

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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shocking. Outrageous. Should be ba... *yaawn* Sorry. Should be banned.

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Ranking: -2

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-2 SHENANIGANS

Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you fogot
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-02 13:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Ranking: -2

No shit. We already knew that, Sally.


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