One Last Thing Before I Go-Go (1714 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.62 on 66 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by badassmoto (View user info) at 2006-08-02 16:32:07 EDT
Thoughts on Uber Users
Andrew Ridgely - what a waste of oxygen...
Bart - Nice Halloween costume.
Razor - How's that 'taking back Ubersite' going? It seems like the dipshits are winning, now you know how Al Gore feels.
Method - Likes to stuff his cheeks full of dolmades and do his Brando impression to impress the n00bs on Uber - as long as his ring gets kissed, nobody gets hurt.
Apollo - large headed foreigner that complains constantly about the country he's stuck in, and the language, and sport, and beer - hey! He's an American after all!
Caulaincourt - hahahahhaah...he can pull all your strings better than anyone I've seen here. Sure hates it when the tables get turned on him though- that's why he's always a 'top', never a 'bottom'.
JonnyX - much like Shandythedog, makes one good post, followed by 9 shitty ones. Has cottage cheese thighs, needs to wear a girdle more often.
HadtobeDone - old school shit-stirrer that used to be well-known for his streetfighting abilities, now much the real-life Uberequivalent of Chris Evans.
Scourge - someone who is perfect in every way.
Iddqd - recently revived from UberCryogenic suspension, realizes that he has been largely forgotten. Much like JMG114.
AJ - comes in, drops his Empire State Building imitation and moves on. Still likes to be thought of as part of the 'uber cool' crowd, yet his card expired in 2005 - no one wants to tell him.
Tigerlilly - if there ever is a beauty contest with one-legged, head-tilted, over-tanned, cowboy-hat wearing chicks, she would come in second.
Cookielass - a lightning rod of negative attention from the UberBoys, still, her GoogleEarth camwhore is still pretty hot.
Darko - I really wish there was a 6 foot high invisible HA HA RABBIT stalking this loser. At least he's have something interesting to write about then.
Gascs - made a new site...ooohhh....meatspin is still better.
Sicosemen - should get a trophy for 'easiest pwned of 2006'...Simon, what a deutschbag.
Shlongy - much like that uncle that tries to hit on all the girls at his niece's quinceanera - hilarious when drunk, pretty gross when sober.
Awesomeface - easily led. Tries to get into the Uberclique by osmosis. Reminds me of that little dog that follows 'Spike' everywhere in the Sylester and Tweety cartoons.
Nitty - ooohhh I got married....oooohhh my job is tough....his neighbors will be surprised when it is revealed that he's part of an al-Queda sleeper cell.
Rad - no wife, no dogs and now no posts - good thing your 89 alters are picking up the slack. Kinda like jgreening, but more respected.
Retrospect - I don't even remember who you are.
Squattail - get a life man, you've been banned how many times? The original Sphagnum, yet no one seems to learn from his mistakes.
Feety - makes Perkman sound like bickerstaff.
Habeeb - vomitous peener is still your best work, don't let anybody tell you otherwise..
Indoninja - George W. Bush has enough people on the payroll to suck his dick, your volunteer services are not needed at this time - I hear McCain is hiring, though.
Professional_Peon - tied with Cindy for largest UberJugs...just get on Trim-Spa already so you can start your crazy uncontrollable slut phase like Anna Nicole...oh, you're already started?
Phuzzygish - An argument for denying AIDS drugs to Africa.
Lisa - my cunt drips poison, along with my bony fingers.
corn_nugget - likes to go camping and wonders why she was sodomized by someone in a bear suit. Here's a clue - panties go around your waist, not your ankles.
wildcat - my girl dumped me - why not join up with BobLobla as the new gay couple on the next 'Amazing Race'?.
kaos-king - HUZZAH! YE OLDE RENAISSANCE FAIRE IS NOW OFFICIALLY OPENED!
Axolotl - test-tube n00b who is developing into a Steven Durel - can somebody get this poor kid a joint already?
Hilarity_Ensues, katy, Forensic_Girl - seriously ho's, enough with the pictures and the begging. Although I would totally bang the shit out of you.
20k + users - please make the rest of us look bad by writing well, it's a possibility...before user 30000 comes along and the UberUniverse asplodes.
Orgasmatron Conclave - seriously idiots, he's not Koresh or maybe he is. Why yes Mike I'd love some delicious grape Kool-aide...
If you didn't make the list, if I didn't call out your cool little username its because I'm too lazy. Write your own bandwagon.
Fucking tools the lot of ya.
User Reviews
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-06 00:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Scourge - someone who is perfect in every way.
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I wholeheartedly agree
As a side note, what's with all the uber dick-sucking lately?
I'm not complaining, just making an observation
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-06 00:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:34:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it that NO ONE seems to like this Sphagnum character?
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HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it that NO ONE seems to like this Sphagnum character?
Does he have pit stains or something?
*shrugs*
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
livEvil- likes to eat grilled cheese sandwiches... hates to post but loves giving people shit... uses bible paper to roll up ganja... is definitely going to hell.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the heat, dipshit - I know you're jealous because someone else is getting attention instead of you for a change, but I'm not worried - I know you'll come up with a great new scheme to heatwhore yourself to prominence!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your reviews suck, dickeater.
I don't know WHERE you got the idea that they're good.
Kindanews is right. You're more obsessed with this place than anyone. You remind me of a spoilt little child who won't let anyone in his treehouse, then wonders why all the other kids think he's a fucking retard.
Keep fighting the good fight, Troll. I'm sure someone will eventually care about what ratings you give them.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:37:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
"I write shitty posts, and excellent reviews - that's my modus vivendi. It's no surprise to anyone aound here. "
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I'm fucking shocked. You? Excellent?
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Yeah. Me. Excellent.
I can provide cites, if you wish. From other people, even.
I know this may be hard to believe Bradley, but you've only been here two months, whereas I've been here two years. Try not to be too much of a dipshit.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Asshole
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:25:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what's so sad. You can feel it through the monitor. Your passion for ubersite, and your longing to write well.
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Dumbass, I don't 'long to write well', I long to get to hits, amuse myself, and get some good zingers in, especially during UberMadness.
That's what I HAVE been doing these past years - what's your excuse, shit-for-brains?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha alright, I just read Badasses, and yours IS much funnier and true to life. I'll give you that.
JohnnyX: the man we love to forget who he is until he posts something like this, then we have to go back through his posts and put two and two together.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
corn_nugget - likes to go camping and wonders why she was sodomized by someone in a bear suit. Here's a clue - panties go around your waist, not your ankles.
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Shows what you know, I don't even WEAR panties.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shame. Poor me.
I don't get no drugs. :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I... I don't understand my comment at all...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-03 00:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag-boy cripple.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-03 00:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love JonnyX even though she thinks i'm a dog. It must be her fantastically good looks.
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-08-02 23:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are worthless, Sphagnum.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-02 23:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-02 22:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, I don't know where everybody is getting this idea that I have a shit ton of alternative accounts.
I am rad1101
I control baking_Lady
and I opened blueboy so Darko could have one the last time he lost his password.
thats all folks.
Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-02 22:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CUNTS
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I write shitty posts, and excellent reviews - that's my modus vivendi. It's no surprise to anyone aound here. "
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I'm fucking shocked. You? Excellent?
At sucking, perhaps.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:06:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:49:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
At least you're TRYING.
Maybe a little too hard, but the effort is worth something.
I felt a little sorry for you, reading this.
You're just not a very good writer.
Certainly no Jack McCallum.
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OH NOES IS THIS PERHAPS JACK MCCALLUMS ALTER???????????????????????????
hmmmm...no.
You want to feel sorry for somebody, feel sorry for yourself, dillhole.
I write shitty posts, and excellent reviews - that's my modus vivendi. It's no surprise to anyone aound here
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That's what's so sad. You can feel it through the monitor. Your passion for ubersite, and your longing to write well.
The false bravado.
You're a big boy.
You're a brave boy.
Such a big boy you are.
Such a brave boy.
It makes me want to cry.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:49:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
At least you're TRYING.
Maybe a little too hard, but the effort is worth something.
I felt a little sorry for you, reading this.
You're just not a very good writer.
Certainly no Jack McCallum.
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OH NOES IS THIS PERHAPS JACK MCCALLUMS ALTER???????????????????????????
hmmmm...no.
You want to feel sorry for somebody, feel sorry for yourself, dillhole.
I write shitty posts, and excellent reviews - that's my modus vivendi. It's no surprise to anyone aound here.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I know I don't have much say in all this being a noob and whateverz but the person pictured here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91255
Truly is quite a Fatty McFatta-fat.
Just sayin.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least you're TRYING.
Maybe a little too hard, but the effort is worth something.
I felt a little sorry for you, reading this.
You're just not a very good writer.
Certainly no Jack McCallum.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:24:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake. Even Shlongy has joined this nauseating circle-jerk.
You fucking retards make me sick.
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Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:24:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake. Even Shlongy has joined this nauseating circle-jerk.
You fucking retards make me sick.
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Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:24:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake. Even Shlongy has joined this nauseating circle-jerk.
You fucking retards make me sick.
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Submitted by Whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:24:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake. Even Shlongy has joined this nauseating circle-jerk.
You fucking retards make me sick.
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Whatever, guys.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:58:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're so fucking retarded that it's scary.
Why don't you do me a favor an kill yourself, moron. It'll save me having to worry about humanity.
Laughable idiocy is probably your most evident attribute.
Good luck with that
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This from the man, and I use the term loosely, who internet threatens people?
OOOOOOOOOO-K, buddy.
Have a good time eating that vat of lard for dinner, tubby. Hope you choke to death on your own vomit tonight. Pigfucker.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only reason you'd rip my head off, by the looks of that grotesquery, is to try and eat it. Being a fucking seacow does not make one a badass, sphaggy.
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now now scourage, Sfaggy is merely uncontrollable with rage because I deleted him in my bandwagon post...
REMEMBER!
First Rule of Sfaggy Club?
ALWAYS talk about Sfaggy Club.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're so fucking retarded that it's scary.
Why don't you do me a favor an kill yourself, moron. It'll save me having to worry about humanity.
Laughable idiocy is probably your most evident attribute.
Good luck with that
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow...you people are getting a little too fiesty about a website that we all surf at work.
Why don't we just leave it at what it really is? A website that we surf at work.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here: uberscourge.at.gmail.com
That way you don't even need to leave it out here in the open.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:46:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
This http://www.ubersite.com/m/91255 would rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck if it got within 3 ft of you, Princess.
I'd be sick at that thought too.
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HAHAHAHA
Are we resorting to threats now, cupcake?
The only reason you'd rip my head off, by the looks of that grotesquery, is to try and eat it. Being a fucking seacow does not make one a badass, sphaggy.
Give me an email and I'll give you my address. Swear to god.
Though, based off of those cheap glasses and that shirt you would hardly be able to afford to fly here and 'beat me up'
Still, drop me an email and I'll supply the address, chumly
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This http://www.ubersite.com/m/91255 would rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck if it got within 3 ft of you, Princess.
I'd be sick at that thought too.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeface - easily led. Tries to get into the Uberclique by osmosis.
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Well it worked. Im in the damn post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God love ya Jonny
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 18:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:24:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake. Even Shlongy has joined this nauseating circle-jerk.
You fucking retards make me sick.
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You know what make sme sick?
Looking at this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91255
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gonna own the heat list before the day is over... no matter how many of these you post theyre all gonna be a shit storm.
well played sir, well played.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one's buttering this ass, Koresh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:24:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake. Even Shlongy has joined this nauseating circle-jerk.
You fucking retards make me sick.
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I'll get you an official I Heart Circle Jerks t-shirt, fagnum.
You want the extra husky size, right?
And of course Shlongy joined the non-existant ranks of this thing. He knows which side his ass is buttered on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops...sorry about that Spfaggy.
that was a typo.
You KNOW I hate bandwagons.
And pretty much everyone on Uber.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha...sounds like someone's jealous he got cut!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because if I don't love JohnnyX, who will?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 me!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
You only get a plus one - everyone knows that c1ndy's got bigger jugs.
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only on a technicality - perhaps if you pulled a UberTrain, you'd surpass her breastliness...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man, I'm an idiot...
we shall strike the recent comment from the record, give this a 0 and pretend I was never here...
thank you for your cooperation.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck's sake. Even Shlongy has joined this nauseating circle-jerk.
You fucking retards make me sick.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how about one shitty post per day, assface?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Scourge - someone who is perfect in every way.'
AHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
*deep breath*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Thanks Jonny. The tears are streaming down my face...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh noes, I'm not on the list, whatever shall I do?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-02 17:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You only get a plus one - everyone knows that c1ndy's got bigger jugs.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:33:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
not badass
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Please do leave
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Orgasmatron is a fair god. He has many hands, most of them right hands.
Sit, all, for there is room. And lube. And diddle fingers aplenty.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:50:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:48:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does everyone think I'm the ringleader of some cult here???
+2 for not being a douche that leaves and completely goes back on his word.
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Daddy, we're out of kool-aid.
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Bitch, step back, _I_ get to be seated at his right hand today!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:48:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does everyone think I'm the ringleader of some cult here???
+2 for not being a douche that leaves and completely goes back on his word.
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Daddy, we're out of kool-aid.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does everyone think I'm the ringleader of some cult here???
+2 for not being a douche that leaves and completely goes back on his word.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
retard
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please stop it.
<cuts self>
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why can't I get just one kiss
Why can't I get just one kiss
Believe me there's somethings that I wouldn't miss
But I look at your pants and I need I need a kiss
Why can't I get just one screw
Why can't I get just one screw
Believe me I know what to do
But something won't let me make love to you
Why can't I get just one fuck
Why can't I get just one fuck
I guess it's something to do with luck
But I waited my whole life for just one-
Day after day
I get angry
And I will say
That the day
Is in my sight
When I'll take a bow
And say goodnight
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good
I won't Camwhore again.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Asshole.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I love ya honey. I do. If catty were a perfume, you'd reek of it."
- Karen Walker
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aw dammit - okay +2 for effort post
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-02 16:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not badass