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I am so freeking cool !!!11111!!!!111ONE!1111!!! (505 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.25 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Demos (View user info) at 2006-08-02 19:37:59 EDT


I just cut a mosquito in half with a pair of sissors while it was flying through midair, I feel like Mr Miagi.

And other thoughts:
Uber users that go through and -2 EVERY single one of a certian persons submissions are assholes. I hope that anybody that does this gets caught in some type of internet purgatory, oh wait, your already there...ITS CALLED YOUR LIFE!!! "Hi, I don't like something this guy said, I'm gonna take 1-6 hours out of my time to -2 every one of his submissions, that will be awsome." you know how stupid that is?, and thats exactly what your thinking when your doing it too. It means you have absolutly no life to speak of. If I was that commited to fucking someone over, I'd atleast make sure to go out and find someone in Real Life, make an enemy of them, and then proceed to make their life hell...but your all big time pussys and could never do that in real life. When your boss shits on you, you probably take it and then come -2 somebodys submissions.

To everybody that -2's every submission of any one certian person--> -2 DIE!

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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm hoping that you're younger than 13. if you're not thant young, concentrate really hard at school so you can catch up.

Submitted by mc (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for being a fast fucker.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you're not very bright.

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-08-02 21:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jaypig does that. Fucking loser. Seiroulsy.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"I just cut a mosquito in half with a pair of sissors while it was flying through midair, I feel like Mr Miagi."

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MR MIAGI USED CHOPSTICKS ASSHOLE. YOU WILL NEVER BEE AZ COOL AS MR MIAGI.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 20:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That is because they are usually alters, like this asshole
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Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:55:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:46:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not saying this about me and my posts, I go through and read chains of people posts and I notice some people just go through and -2 it sometimes, Its random retardedness.

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well... this was still retarded...

Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not saying this about me and my posts, I go through and read chains of people posts and I notice some people just go through and -2 it sometimes, Its random retardedness.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you have 10 posts dipshit - I wouldn't even waste 10 -2s on you.

Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-02 19:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"