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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2006-08-03 00:06:38 EDT


The plan was simple. Get her drunk, and take advantage. Her mom was out of town on business for the weekend. It'd be easy. Teenagers love alcohol and drink at any given chance. She would be too drunk to remember, and any pain she would have I'd blame on a hangover. It was something I wanted to do for years, and I finally had the opportunity, and she looked too good not to take it.

At the party, she was drinking vodka like water and I decided to have some too to kill some of the nervousness. After she had a good, long pull from her third bottle, she had started to lose balance, and I told everybody I'd make sure she gets home safe, and took her home. On the drive there, she was incoherent, but calm, and went off without a hitch.

We got there, and I helped her to the door. I took her up to her room, where she had passed out. Now my fun would begin. I slowly undressed her, feeling every inch of her body. I groped her tender breasts and squeezed her tight, firm ass. I put it in her slowly, as not to wake her. She was a virgin five hours ago. Now she was mine. As I broke her hymen and took her precious virginity, I thought "What if her mom comes home early?" but it was a passing whisper as I lost myself in her.

Only one problem. I got careless. I slipped up. I didn't use a condom. It's almost three months later. She's getting morning sickness. She's having mood swings. She talks about her headaches. She's got all the signs of pregnancy. Luckily, she has no idea and from what I can tell, her mom is blaming it on her being a teenage girl and is totally clueless. I can't be responsible for her kid. Fuck, I'm not even responsible for my kid. I also can't go and have her get an abortion, or else she'd know, and she might object. This calls for a bad idea, but it's the only hope I've got. I'll use my last rufy from college, and break into her room through the window when she's sleeping, or her mother might suspect something.

I can't believe I'm going to do this to my own daughter.

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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:27:53 (#)
Ranking: 1

I like stuff with a twisty ending. This gave me a sinking feeling in my stomach. That is what I look for in fiction. Thanks.
I would have gone two but for the image of the coat hanger. Without that it would have been perfect.

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I had a bad feeling about the picture, I just thought it to be a great way to end it for those who don't get it. In hindsight, if they didn't get it, then they wouldn't get the coathanger picture either.

Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like stuff with a twisty ending. This gave me a sinking feeling in my stomach. That is what I look for in fiction. Thanks.
I would have gone two but for the image of the coat hanger. Without that it would have been perfect.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Huzzah!

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm high as shit on speed
plus twos for all

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:04:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 11:14:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

contest is almost over, yes it is

this was a disgusting end to it.

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I'm not allways disgusting. Sometimes I'm mean, surly, angry, and even patronizing. That's the range that everybody has to deal with.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-08-03 11:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91062

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 11:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

contest is almost over, yes it is

this was a disgusting end to it.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not near as good as the first one.
that one really made me shudder.

this one boring.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 03:37:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-03 00:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2



but why was a father drinking at a party with his daughter?

those actions were certainly inappropriate.


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but why was a father drinking at a party with his daughter? To get her drunk so he could fuck her without her knowing. It's all in the post people.

those actions were certainly inappropriate. Of course it was innapropriate, almost everything I've ever posted is inappropriate. The pedophilic, incestuous rape in this post is innapropriate.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 03:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-03 00:14:16 (#)
Ranking: 2



but why was a father drinking at a party with his daughter?

those actions were certainly inappropriate.


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Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-03 03:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-03 03:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-03 03:12:38 (#)
Ranking: -1

Amazingly enough this post, this story, has become a cliche. I swear I've read it about a dozen times.

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True, the title has been used, the only difference is that I do it better.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-03 03:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Amazingly enough this post, this story, has become a cliche. I swear I've read it about a dozen times.

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-03 00:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very nice (disturbing) twist.

but why was a father drinking at a party with his daughter?

those actions were certainly inappropriate.

good story.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-03 00:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Fuck, I'm not even responsible for my kid."

Sicko.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-03 00:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The competition.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91007


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