So my poetry is SHIT hey? Then read this. (3955 hits)
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Submitted by <thedarknessfromabove.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-03 04:06:13 EDT
Yeah , Yeah
'slit your wrists'
'die emo die' etc etc
like I ever cared. huh. you people are quick to put me down, and you accuse me of being shit when you sit on a website all day where the most intellectual thing is a post about LSD attacking jaygreening. You ever think that the reason jgreening is a fat asshole is because you pricks tease him all the time? yeah he isn't nice to me either but I wouldn't expect him to be after all the shit he gets off you losers.
anyway my post is about this:
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Dear Shari,
After reading and discussing your poetry, the Editorial Advisory Board of the International Library of Poetry has nominated you for membership in the most exciting poetry organization in the world--the International Society of Poets!
The Board of Trustees unanimously agrees to award you with a free Associate Membership in our society. As Chairman, I want to personally discuss with you the benefits of Official Membership, as space is limited and filling up quickly. Shari, I know that after hearing what we're all about, you will join us as a member of our society--the International Society of Poets! You must act quickly if you want to join as an Official Member. We only accept a limited number of members each year, and space is running out!
As an official member, you'll receive many tangible benefits. There are three levels of membership, and I am positive there is one that will fit your poetic needs. Whatever membership category you choose, we look forward to your participation in our organization for many years to come. Click here to see the full list of these very important membership items. But perhaps more importantly, you'll be joining fellow poets from more than 60 different nations in the largest poetry organization in the world--an organization dedicated to recognizing, awarding, and promoting the poetic talent of our members and . . .
An organization you can be proud of!
Noted for our charitable contributions and our accomplishments in furthering poetic endeavors, the International Society of Poets maintains a reputation for bringing poetry to more people and to more nations than any other organization in the world.
Whether you write poetry for the satisfaction it gives you, or as a personal way to record your innermost feelings, or as a hobby, through your membership you and your poetry will be recognized by thousands of people from all over the world. And Shari, it's a great feeling to know they're interested in you, and that your poetry is being read and enjoyed by others. In fact, by enrolling in the International Society of Poets membership program, you and your poetry will receive international recognition.
You'll even have the opportunity to meet and share your poetry with other members. As a member, I will extend a personal invitation to our yearly convention, which is world-renowned for bringing together poets of all ages and nationalities who share a common love of poetry. These motivating educational events are full of camaraderie and mutual admiration for our poetic endeavors.
The poetic event of the year!
Last year, our conference in Washington, D.C., drew nearly 2000 poets from 64 nations around the world! We believe this to be one of the largest single gatherings of poets in history. At our conventions, our members have had the opportunity to meet and discuss poetry with former Chancellor of Academy of American Poets David Wagoner, Poet Laureate Fleda Brown, Mellon Poetry Prize Winner Herbert Woodward Martin, and Pulitzer Prize Winner W.D. Snodgrass. We've been entertained by such acts as Johnny Cash, John Denver, the Smothers Brothers, and Tony Orlando just to name a few . . . not to mention the largest single cash prize of $20,000.00 awarded to an amateur poet. As an advance notice, we are thrilled to inform you that our 2006 convention will take place July 20-23, 2006, at the famed Riviera Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. This is sure to be our most exciting convention yet!
Over the last ten years, our organization has awarded over $1 million to poets just like you. As a member, you will have a chance to win your share of these cash prizes. Whether you write structured poetry or free verse, you'll find these contests to be exciting and rewarding events. You'll be invited to participate in exclusive contests for members only and winners are published in the internationally distributed magazine, Poetry Today.
Poetry Today . . . A new award-winning magazine!
And what a magazine it is! Our award-winning magazine, with its new design and format, is included with each membership. Our magazine covers a lot of what's going on in poetry in the United States and around the world. In each magazine, there is a special emphasis on you and other members. There are contest announcements and results, members' poetry prominently displayed in our publication, coverage of what's happening in the lives of our members, the craft of writing poetry, and many other special features. Poetry Today is also your key to finding out about our members-only contests, what types of poems judges look for, and how to improve your craft of writing and chances of winning.
Join the International Society of Poets now, Shari, and you'll become one of the recognized leaders of your craft. Your friends, family, and colleagues will look to you as an example of experience, vision, and accomplishment in the poetic world. Your society will look to you for your unique perspective as expressed through your poetry. I'm sure we'll soon be seeing you and your poetry featured in Poetry Today.
Click here to join us today.
Sincerely,
Steven J. Michaels
Chairman, Board of Trustees
International Society of Poets
P.S. Shari, we only accept a limited number of members each year and, if you want to join as an official member, you must act quickly because space is running out. By accepting your membership invitation, your benefits will begin immediately and you will promptly receive your membership items through the mail. Most importantly, we will welcome you as a member of the largest poetry organization in the world--the International Society of Poets.
Click here to order your membership now or go to
https://www.poetry.com/poetrybuy/Membership2006.asp?ID=P7790332&SC=Y123
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So while all you assholes sit here an attempt to critisize me, ask yourself this:
- Am I a published poet?
- Was I invited to las vegas to present my poetry?
- Have I ever won an award for my poetry?
FUCK YOU if you haven't because I can say yes to all the above, now I was unable to go to Las Vegas but I am still being presented with an award and I will be published in a number of journals soon.
So bring on the hate but remember when I am giving spoken word concerts and getting smashed whenever I want (modern day female Bob Dylan) will you still be here picking on the next me?
ha be gone.
PS To the fuckass who keeps emailing me and spamming my posts asking me to SHOW MY CUNT you think I won't do it don't you? That I am scared to show it? - I will camwhore it as soon as I get my next piercing, so nice try but fuck you.
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-22 09:03:51 EDT (#)
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restoring the balance of nature...I mean Uber with the healing +2!
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hehehe You little slapper.
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:57:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-08-12 22:01:27 (#)
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Aww.. my daughter got the same letter.
She's 9 months old. All she did was drool on a piece of paper.
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ahah aha ahah ahh
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-08-12 22:01:27 EDT (#)
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Aww.. my daughter got the same letter.
She's 9 months old. All she did was drool on a piece of paper.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-12 11:53:19 EDT (#)
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actually, didn't join in or pay any money. just got the letters, thought about it. Realized that whenever I put pen to paper, another neuron fires into an empty skull; and decided it was a scam.
but hey, you obviously are much smarter and more wise in the ways of the world than I.
oh fuck it, I am getting a little bored with being articulate. So I'll just throw this out, in the hopes that by dumbing my response down; you might fucking get a clue.
Now listen you idiotic skank. I don't recall my post saying anything abuot me paying money for it. If you've read the letters you've gotten, then you would learn that one is already in the goddamned society, they just want you to buy the book/go to a seminar/suck my dick. But instead of going, "oh, rockdoc, thanks for the info" I get you spewing some nonesense about me being an idiot and paying for shit. So, do me a favour; and listen up: YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT THIS SHIT! THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE ANY TALENT!
those letters you're getting? That's the physical version of spam.
get over yourself.
damn, you actually pissed me off.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-12 11:39:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-11 01:52:11 (#)
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So while all you assholes sit here an attempt to critisize me, ask yourself this:
- Am I a published poet?
- Was I invited to las vegas to present my poetry?
- Have I ever won an award for my poetry?
1)yes
2)yes
3)yes.
did I pay the money to go to vegas and pick up my decorative bowl? fuck no.
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You have already written a post outlining how you were stupid enough to pay money and join.
At least I haven't joined yet or parted with any money.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-11 01:52:11 EDT (#)
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So while all you assholes sit here an attempt to critisize me, ask yourself this:
- Am I a published poet?
- Was I invited to las vegas to present my poetry?
- Have I ever won an award for my poetry?
1)yes
2)yes
3)yes.
did I pay the money to go to vegas and pick up my decorative bowl? fuck no.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-11 01:48:04 EDT (#)
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I wrote a response for this. Do read it and comment. Maybe you could glean some knowledge from my past experiences.
or you could just tell me to fuck off
either way....
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-11 01:30:15 EDT (#)
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Dear Shari,
After reading and discussing your poetry, the Editorial Advisory Board of the International Library of Poetry has nominated you for membership in the most exciting poetry organization in the world--the International Society of Poets!
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shari, shari, shari.....tsk tsk.
I'm in the international society of poets. It's a scam darling, it's a scam. Plain and simple
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-10 01:26:25 EDT (#)
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Of course, I don't know who I'm talking to anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-10 01:25:49 EDT (#)
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Ok, you can look back over your posts and see that I'm not an enemy of yours. In fact, I think I gave you a +2 once.
But I have to tell you, these guys are right about that poetry organization being a scam. Just like televangelists pray on people's need to believe in God, they pray on people's need to be heard and understood by someone.
I know because I got the same shit in the mail. I sent some of my shit in a long time ago, back in high school, and became suspicious when they wanted me to purchase their overpriced volume with my poetry in it.
So, I guess you could say I've been there and done that.
Submitted by wingester1 (user info) at 2006-08-09 02:32:40 EDT (#)
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THATS GREAT WHEN WILL YOU SHOW US YOUR CUNT?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-08 18:45:40 EDT (#)
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No one noticed my detective work. =(
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-07 20:05:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88533
WTF?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-07 17:49:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-07 03:41:31 (#)
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Man, ilike...
I listen to AFI...
Of course, I listen to all sorts of shit all across the spectrum, too...
But I'm obviously not emo, so I'm not *too* hurt.
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It's ok. I don't hate you, I just question your taste in music.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-08-07 14:43:28 EDT (#)
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Show your cunt.
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-08-07 14:33:33 EDT (#)
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surprise cock bag
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:35:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:14:42 (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:06:48 (#)
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:::Reads post:::
:::Skims other posts by this 'author':::
:::Gets up from computer desk:::
:::Goes upstairs:::
:::Pulls down ceiling ladder to the attic:::
:::Climbs up ladder:::
:::Walks to old trunk in the back:::
:::Opens the latches:::
:::Lifts heavy wooden lid:::
:::Pulls out small wooden box:::
:::Wipes off dust:::
:::Coughs:::
:::Opens box:::
:::Stares at the ancient scroll within:::
:::Unfurls scroll:::
:::Nods in affirmation at the ancient word of wisdom scribed on the scroll:::...
SHEMOTHAFUCKINNANIGANS
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Classic.
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Look below!!! You made UOM's brain explode!!!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-07 11:14:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:06:48 (#)
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:::Reads post:::
:::Skims other posts by this 'author':::
:::Gets up from computer desk:::
:::Goes upstairs:::
:::Pulls down ceiling ladder to the attic:::
:::Climbs up ladder:::
:::Walks to old trunk in the back:::
:::Opens the latches:::
:::Lifts heavy wooden lid:::
:::Pulls out small wooden box:::
:::Wipes off dust:::
:::Coughs:::
:::Opens box:::
:::Stares at the ancient scroll within:::
:::Unfurls scroll:::
:::Nods in affirmation at the ancient word of wisdom scribed on the scroll:::...
SHEMOTHAFUCKINNANIGANS
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Classic.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:17:48 EDT (#)
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RyuFu....sick burn....
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:12:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:06:48 (#)
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:::Reads post:::
:::Skims other posts by this 'author':::
:::Gets up from computer desk:::
:::Goes upstairs:::
:::Pulls down ceiling ladder to the attic:::
:::Climbs up ladder:::
:::Walks to old trunk in the back:::
:::Opens the latches:::
:::Lifts heavy wooden lid:::
:::Pulls out small wooden box:::
:::Wipes off dust:::
:::Coughs:::
:::Opens box:::
:::Stares at the ancient scroll within:::
:::Unfurls scroll:::
:::Nods in affirmation at the ancient word of wisdom scribed on the scroll:::...
SHEMOTHAFUCKINNANIGANS
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHA
*has an aneurysm*
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-07 10:06:48 EDT (#)
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:::Reads post:::
:::Skims other posts by this 'author':::
:::Gets up from computer desk:::
:::Goes upstairs:::
:::Pulls down ceiling ladder to the attic:::
:::Climbs up ladder:::
:::Walks to old trunk in the back:::
:::Opens the latches:::
:::Lifts heavy wooden lid:::
:::Pulls out small wooden box:::
:::Wipes off dust:::
:::Coughs:::
:::Opens box:::
:::Stares at the ancient scroll within:::
:::Unfurls scroll:::
:::Nods in affirmation at the ancient word of wisdom scribed on the scroll:::...
SHEMOTHAFUCKINNANIGANS
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-07 03:41:31 EDT (#)
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Man, ilike...
I listen to AFI...
Of course, I listen to all sorts of shit all across the spectrum, too...
But I'm obviously not emo, so I'm not *too* hurt.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-06 21:48:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-06 05:51:27 (#)
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Is she going to respond to each of us in kind?
Can you tell me how many of the 5.1 million members you've already met on MySpace and had dirty sick NetSecks with?
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I guarantee j grrening has already shot a load over her alleged camwhore. fuck it, i have and I KNOW its probably a guy
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-06 21:45:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-06 05:44:28 (#)
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ilikesteak (or is it cock?)
you are a sheep, doomed to follow the mainstream commercial herd for eternity.
fuck you asshole
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I'm god and all-knowing. The mainstream commercial herd today is fallout boy, afi, greenday, along with those on the pop hit list, and the massive continued intrest in hollywood and it's "celebrities". I like to fuck with emo kids, I listen to rock music made by people who aren't "artists", I enjoy reading, and I am a fully functioning human being. Real people are a dying breed. You are another whiny emo fuck who will leech off the work of others and will never contribute to society. I am an asshole, and Dennis Leary sings that song every morning when I wake up just for me. I'm better now than you ever will be and you don't deserve to breathe the same air or walk on the same ground. Remember to smile every once in a while, because it'll scare the fuck out of your emo friends. Have a wonderful day.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-06 21:32:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-06 00:32:16 (#)
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International Society of Poets?
wasn't that on the inside of the; Draw Me matchbook cover?
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No, membership was given as a prize in cracker jack boxes once though.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-06 18:30:08 EDT (#)
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I hear you, sister-girl. I understand what it's like to be all dark and depressed.
Why just yesterday I was sitting at my desk, in the rural house I own, on my work-provided Alienware laptop, ordering a lace trim babydoll for my young Irish wife, and sea breeze blue was OUT OF STOCK. I had to order sugarmelon red instead. I almost *wept*.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-06 11:34:12 EDT (#)
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I can't believe I read all that...
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2006-08-06 11:11:57 EDT (#)
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I won't be mean about your poetry, because honestly I haven't read it. I couldn't be bothered. However, I will point out that I was filling in some online form thing, and to get additional points you could sign up for offers. I signed up for the first on the list which happened to be a poetry contest and sent some piece of shit that I wrote back at school as my entry.
I got an email very similar to that one, as did a friend of mine and my little brother, all of whom did the same thing as me.
I doubt its real, sorry.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-06 06:40:03 EDT (#)
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cut deeper
down the road, not across the highway
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-08-06 06:28:54 EDT (#)
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-06 06:07:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-08-05 23:51:07 (#)
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Shari, what a stupid name
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-06 05:51:27 EDT (#)
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Is she going to respond to each of us in kind?
Can you tell me how many of the 5.1 million members you've already met on MySpace and had dirty sick NetSecks with?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-06 05:44:28 EDT (#)
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ilikesteak (or is it cock?)
you are a sheep, doomed to follow the mainstream commercial herd for eternity.
fuck you asshole
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2006-08-06 03:53:51 EDT (#)
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Wanker
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-06 00:32:16 EDT (#)
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International Society of Poets?
wasn't that on the inside of the; Draw Me matchbook cover?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-06 00:10:15 EDT (#)
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International society of poets? I remember that organization, people in my high school English class were encouraged to send in their work. Guess what happened? All who entered were accepted. A great honor indeed.
Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-08-05 23:51:07 EDT (#)
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Shari, what a stupid name
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-05 14:19:50 EDT (#)
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I feel like someone has pointed this out already, but that site is a scam. You can post like 2 words on it and get shitloads of e-mails telling you you rock and offering opportunities to pay money for plaques or pencils or cupholders that remind you that you rock.
You've still got nothing
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-08-05 11:05:46 EDT (#)
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Woops, premature judgement. I should've read the reviews, and 'her' retorts to them.
a) She didn't once respond to her being called an alter.
Germany) She only responded in overtly comical fashion, so ridiculously over the top, that can't be a real person's mind.
shitfuck) Those poems that she wrote were so very, very emo, not even some of the saddest people I know could ever produce such utter vile.
I forgot to check the dates, but I do hope this has already blown over, or that this review would at least provide suitable closure for this alter. It was good fun and well implemented while it lasted, but all good alters have to die sometimes.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-08-05 10:24:53 EDT (#)
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I didn't read the entire post, but the arrogance-goo that dripped down from my monitor about says it all. In your case a black, self-pitying tortured artist-goo.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-08-05 09:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is what you should aspire to: http://www.ubersite.com/m/32774
Now that I've given your life some direction..
be gone.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-08-05 09:50:18 EDT (#)
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I have always hated poetry, and I also hate you.
Go play some rugby you poof
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-05 06:22:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-02 11:08:28 (#)
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SHOW US YOUR CUNT PLEASE
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:55:43 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-02 10:53:31 (#)
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I still do want to see her cunt.
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WE ALL DO! COME ON, PLEASE?!
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show cunt now
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:46:25 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91425
Thats me poem do you like it?
+2 for getting it published goodluck!
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:22:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:22:00 (#)
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Wow.
The international society of poets.
They only have 5.1 million members.
But it takes a LOT to get in, they swear.
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That might be every poet in the world!
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:18:01 EDT (#)
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Becasue it is published dosen't mean its good. You can get anything published it just takes a while.
Poetry isnt very hard to write either.
Something you would most likley write.
My life is black
I slit my wrist
Life is so painfull
Because my HS date stood me up
Roses are black
Voilets are black
sugar is pain
I hate you
*hitwhores *shakes head
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:15:25 EDT (#)
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But if it IS an alter, it is a VERY good one.
Not quite Chris Evans-ish, but a bit above Carol Richards.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:14:58 EDT (#)
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I'm torn on the alter/real thing...
Which kills me, because the SAA is SCREAMING to be let out, but something in my gut and nut tells me this MIGHT.... mightmightmightmightmight be a real person, but probably not.
Who knows.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-04 21:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!
I don't know how you people don't see the humor in this. If this is an alter, god show. If you are in fact a real little girl, well, that's why the gov't has civil service programs. Good luck at DMV.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-08-04 00:52:27 (#)
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We make fun of Jaypig because he is a fat Cunt Desk. With no friends, no life, nothing worth living for. I would say for him to kill himself. But it is a lot more funny to make fun of him and treat him like the piece of shit he is in real life.
That's the way it is for that fat asshole. Fucking fatty. HAHAHAHAHHHAHA!
oh yeah I think your alright. But don't hangout with fuckhat's like Jaypig, you will get grease stains all over you.
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Ya know it's funny, Perkman can't go 2 days without trying to goad me into a fight.
And yet somehow, he thinks *I* have no life...
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:52:36 EDT (#)
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Well done.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:49:21 EDT (#)
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- Am I a published poet? I got a poem published in the seventh grade you dumb bitch.
- Was I invited to las vegas to present my poetry? You weren't invited to present your poetry, you were invited to spread your legs for money.
- Have I ever won an award for my poetry? You know who else won an award for their poetry?
HITLER!!!
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-08-04 08:11:23 EDT (#)
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WTF I'm not reading all that!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-08-04 05:29:30 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I've got some of those letters too!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-04 04:13:56 EDT (#)
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My guess is that is the last we'll see of her. I'm painfully hoping that it's an alter, else this girl is broken.
The End.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-04 02:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko showed me the evils of my ways, here is an apologetic +2.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91387
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and I meant FELL for a scam, sorry.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NEGATOVE TWO!!!
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU FEEL FOR A FUCKING SCAM!!! THEY WANT YOU TO PAY MONEY!!!
So, you're "published".
But it costs you EIGHTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!
I was actually published BY THE SAME EXACT PEOPLE IN 6TH FUCKING GRADE!!!
That's right, 6th grade.
And it was a shitty ass poem.
So, I have some bad news for you:
1)Just because you are enough of an idiot to fall for a scam in which you end up in a book, doesn't mean you are a poet.
2)An award that YOU have to pay for isn't much of an award at all.
3)Eat shit and die.
4)Shari is a funny name. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
5)Your poetry STILL sucks ass.
CLICK HERE TO ENLARGE YOUR PENIS IN ONLY ONE MONTH!!!
Q#*&%YOURFREEMORTAGE#**#*@
CLICK HERE FOR A FREE LAPTOP!!! JUST TAKE THIS EASY SURVEY!!!
You're the type of person that clicks on these emails. They are fake.
Just thought I'd tell you.
So...
Yeah. You annoy the hell out of me. You really, really do.
And your poetry gave me teh ghey aids.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHO IS GOING TO CLAIM THIS ALTER?
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So while all you assholes sit here an attempt to critisize me, ask yourself this:
- Am I a published poet?
- Was I invited to las vegas to present my poetry?
- Have I ever won an award for my poetry?
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i am a published poet
i was invited to miami
i was offered an award
i declined, because i saw a very similar letter for what it was: a consumer hoax.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-08-04 00:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
We make fun of Jaypig because he is a fat Cunt Desk. With no friends, no life, nothing worth living for. I would say for him to kill himself. But it is a lot more funny to make fun of him and treat him like the piece of shit he is in real life.
That's the way it is for that fat asshole. Fucking fatty. HAHAHAHAHHHAHA!
oh yeah I think your alright. But don't hangout with fuckhat's like Jaypig, you will get grease stains all over you.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-03 23:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:12:28 (#)
Ranking: -1
you misundertand, its not just YOUR poetry thats shit, its ALL poetry thats shit.
ps also mimes
pps Magic is rubbish too
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I must heartily agree with this sentiment. ALL poetry is just pretentious fucking wank.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bask in the light of my holyness, for I am the lord, and I am here so you can do the bidding of the people and fufill the word of god. My bidding is simple my child. EAT SHIT AND DIE.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And just for your information, winning that kind of award is like getting a high school sports award........ everybody wins something, regardless of how crappy they actually are.
My guess is that you won the equivalent of the "Most Improved" award.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Guess what, dipshit?
I'm a published poet too. I got a poem about a chimpanzee in a book of poetry when I was in the fifth grade, so don't act like you've accomplished anything.
You haven't. And believe me, I'm speaking from experience because I had a very similar thing happen to me with my music before I realized that I never stood out from all the other "artists" out there.
1) They'll make you pay to be a 'member'.
2) They "invited" you to Vegas, but I'll bet you a face-fuck that they didn't offer your lame ass the money to get there, did they? Not even the money for a cheap motel? No? Didn't think so.
3) You know where your membership fees go? It goes to the book that they send you after you're successfully published. You and all the other poor suckers out there like you who thought they had an inkling of talent pay for this book, and those are the only sales that the book actually makes. You won't see it in a Barnes and Noble, you won't even see it at your local emo coffee-shop.
4) You should probably keep in mind that you'll be published alongside a few hundred other idiots like yourself, and every poem in that book will sound exactly the same. Congratulations, you've successfully managed to not stand out in the least, so if anybody should actually buy this book anywhere (read #3 for the reason why they won't) they won't give your mediocre little scribblings a second thought.
Boy, you must feel like a real winner. You sure showed us what-for with that little email you got.
You owe me a blowjob.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best
alter
EVAR!
Submitted by onewetleg (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"We've been entertained by such acts as Johnny Cash, John Denver, the Smothers Brothers, and Tony Orlando"
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All dead. Well, one of the Smothers Brothers might still be alive.
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you didn't care what Uber thought, you wouldn't have posted in the first place.
Last time I checked, good was an opinion. No email will change the fact that Uber thinks your poetry is shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
The international society of poets.
They only have 5.1 million members.
But it takes a LOT to get in, they swear.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i tried to read this but all i could make out was 'I WANT MORE QUOTES ISTAROS, PLEASE GOD GIVE ME MORE QUOTES'
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you misundertand, its not just YOUR poetry thats shit, its ALL poetry thats shit.
ps also mimes
pps Magic is rubbish too
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"These motivating educational events are full of camaraderie and mutual admiration for our poetic endeavors."
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Amway sells poems?
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i had my doubts but this confirms it... alter. i mean, how the fuck could it not be. no one is this stupid... no one.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-03 16:56:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
darkness from above, below, or any direction = emo
__________________________________________
Haha... Nice.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-08-03 18:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the funniest god damn thing I've seen in the past week.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-03 18:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dude like, i got this letter too! i wuz 12 and i submitted a poem about bugs an shit, it was awesome.
guess you'll be leaving now that you're such a successful poet?
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The International Library of Poetry...... bwaahahahaha, seriously, this HAS to be an alter, No human being could possibly be this stupid... even after being given links to discussion forums that PROVE the "ILP" is fake, she still comes back defending it. Jesus Christ emo kid, get a fucking clue.
Either slit your wrists or come and be my live-in fuck-puppet.
I mean, you may be an emo dickhead who thinks that being "dark" and writing "dark" poetry is cool, but you are definitely hot, and I'd definitely fuck your brains out.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Flying Buttmonkey---
Sure we could get together and compare notes and cook up study to do on her, but it really wouldn't be all that interesting as this is just typical late adolescent behavior (i.e. the goth thing or any identification with a group, the poetry, the hostile attitude, etc.)
Now do you all see why I study criminal behavior n' shit?
Psychopaths are actually comforting in a way. At least THEY are straightforward (more or less)
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-03 16:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
darkness from above, below, or any direction = emo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck
You
The end.
What's your thoughts?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.poetry.com/Publications/display.asp?ID=P5695284&BN=999&PN=1
Been there, won that, and my poetry is shit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what a great alter, she knows how to hit all the patented UberHotButtons - this reeks of Greek to me!
Dear Shari,
We want to transfer to overseas the sum of Forty Two
Million United States Dollars (U.S.$42,000,000.00)
from a Bank in South Africa.
I want to ask you to kindly look for a reliable and
honest person who will be capable and fit to provide
either an existing bank account or to set up a new
bank account immediately to receive this money,though
an empty bank account could serve this purpose as long
as you will remain honest to me till the end of this
important business trusting in you and believing in
God that you will never let me down either now or in
time to come.
I am Mr.Alfred Brant, an external auditor of a Bank,
During the course of our auditing,I discovered a
floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1993
and since 2001 nobody has operated on this account
again.After going through some old files in the
records, I discovered that the owner of the account
died without a "Heir apparent to the throne" hence the
money is floating and if I do not remit this money out
urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.
The owner of this account who is Mr.Robinson.A Patman,
a foreigner and an industrialist died, since
1993,until now no other person(s) knows about this
account or could give any documentary evidence
concerning this account. As such this account has no
other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as
well that Robinson.A Patman until his death was the
manager of De Beers Mining Company in South Africa.
However, if you are interested in this business we
will start the first money transfer with Twenty
Million U.S.Dollars(U.S.$20,000,000.00) upon
successful transaction without any disappointment from
you. We shall also re-apply for the payment of the
remaining amount to your account.
While the total amount involved is Forty Two Million
United States Dollars(U.S.$42,000,000.00)only I would
want us to make a first transfer of [Twenty Million
United States Dollar] (U.S.$20,000,000.00) from this
money into a safe Foreigners account abroad before the
rest. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because
this money can not be approved to a local account,
without valid international foreign "Agreement", but
could only be approved to any foreigner with valid
international credentials: passport or drivers
license and foreign account because this sum is in
U.S. dollars and the former owner of the account
Mr.Robinson.A Patman is a foreigner too, thus the
money could only be approved into a foreign account.
As a matter of urgency, I will inform you the next
step to take, while you Send your private telephone
and fax number including the full details of the
account to be used for the deposit. I need your full
co-operation to make this business a successfull one
because the management is ready to approve this
payment to any foreigner who has correct information
of this account, which I will give to you upon your
positive response and once I am convinced that you are
capable and will meet up with the instructions of a
key bank official who is deeply involved with me in
this business. I need your strong assurance that you
will never let me down.
With my influence and the position in the bank we can
transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable
account which you can provide with assurance that this
money will be intact pending our physical arrival in
your country for sharing. I will apply for annual
leave to get visa immediately I hear from you that you
are ready to act as directed.
To prove the authenticity of the business I will use
my position and influence to obtain all legal
approvals for onward transfer of this money to your
account with appropriate clearance from the relevant
ministries, foreign exchange departments, embassy and
Board of Internal Revenue Services.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given
30% of the total amount, 65% will be for me,while 5%
will be for expenses both parties might have incurred
during this process.
I look forward to your earliest reply through my
email address or telephone/fax number above.
Have a nice day and God bless you.
Regards,
Mr.Alfred Brant.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91367
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dreaming of my sister's udder
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Couldn't think of anything else that rhymed it shudder?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:54:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:59:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more gash.
__________________
Here ya go, Shlong. . . (|)
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*ejaculates*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sweetie (alter), just stop.
......
I rode the Throne with cheeks a-shudder
Dreaming of my sister's udder
I passed a turd but did not know it
'cause Vegas said I was a poet
They want my money, God forbid
My pussy smells like rancid squid
I douched with Shakespeare's works last night
And posted it on Ubersite
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
she will get banned for her own pussy right?
btw - anyone who gets a piercing because they think it means something or makes them stand out is a retard. no one ever gives that much of a shit if you mutilate yourself. even your parents are probably hoping at this point that the needle slips and sterilizes you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:59:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more gash.
__________________
Here ya go, Shlong. . . (|)
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gullible.
Why don't you try googling "International Society of Poets" and "rip off" or "scam" or "complaints".
Here, I did it for you:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=International+Society+of+Poets+&btnG=Google+Search
Submitted by mc (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
PS To the fuckass who keeps emailing me and spamming my posts asking me to SHOW MY CUNT you think I won't do it don't you? That I am scared to show it? - I will camwhore it as soon as I get my next piercing, so nice try but fuck you.
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Fuckin' sweet. Get that bitch pierced and SHOW US YOUR VAG-EYE-NAH!
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm high as shit on speed
plus twos for all
By the way, your poetry IS shit
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm torn about whether I want this to be an alter or not.
It's kind of like when you have a mosquito flying around and you smash it in your hand. Oh sure the mosquito is gone but then you have mosquito guts all over your hand.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaahahahahah LIMITED MEMBERSHIP HAHAHAHAHAHA
i bet if i sent this in:
hickory, dickory dock
my hand ran up my cock
i came
then end
with an $80 cheque i would be accepted to their LIMITED MEMBERSHIP CLUB.
you can join my club if you like:
International Stupid Fuck Society - send me a cheque for $80 and I will let you speak to me.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best alter ever...
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get one of these about every month and my poetry sucks.
Dear ----,
There is great news, and I want to be the first person to tell you. You have been nominated for this year's Poet of the Year competition. It was not hard at all choosing this year's nominees. Your talent and dedication to poetry makes you an obvious choice. This year has special meaning because the International Society of Poets is celebrating twenty years of poetry, and we want you to share this momentous occasion with us in Las Vegas, Nevada, July 20-23, 2006 for the 20th Anniversary International Society of Poets Convention and Symposium. We are just now putting the finishing touches on what is sure to be the biggest poetry celebration of the decade.
This doesn't mean your poetry sucks, just that the International Society of Poets does.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter or not this got boring really quick.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:34:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I should ask Orgasmo if he's a member of this society. He'd want to belong I guess.
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There's no way I'm joining a society that will extend membership to someone who wrote this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90281
(GOLD STAR LINE: "what is it? just my soul, thanks for caring")
Or this, really:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90464
(GOLD STAR LINE: "Zapping the energy from my being")
I'd recommend including a picture of Vampirella at the end of your next post, darling. It would really bring the room together.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When i was 18, I was sent a letter from MENSA saying I was in the top 1% of people in my country for intellectual brilliance. I got 5 GCSE's grade C and above (16 years old), 2 A levels grade D (2 ungraded, aka fail) at 19, after repeating a year.
Your 'poetry' is my exam results. Totally shit and useless.
Membership to an organisation of losers and paying $80 for the privilage doesn't make you any better. Give up on poetry, angst, and all that emo shit. Your bleeding heart routine won't get you anything.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes. No.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-03 06:40:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm tired of this already.
At first the sheer bloodlust kept me interested, but now I just want bart to ban this alter. It's what is killing Ubersite and frankly I don't want to see it happen.
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Ubersite is the internet equivalent of Terri Schiavo. The brain stem is still running but there's no meaningful activity. They perceived recognition and life-like signs are involuntary muscle spasms.
Pulling the plug is the only humane thing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should ask Orgasmo if he's a member of this society. He'd want to belong I guess.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You finally wrote a review. Good for you.
I don't believe you exist either, but you're stretching this alter out really nicely. Very good job on this one, whoever you are.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In all honesty, I don't care what you post or don't post, I just want to shove my wang in your mouth or hole, your choice.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you serial?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:23:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone reviews my other posts but seldom review my spoken word posts
please read them first and then make up your minds.
don't wait for others to rate them and follow like sheep
be gone.
=========
BAHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:18:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:28:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Does stupidity always come in black?
==============
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING GOLD...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a bridge to sell if your interested
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-03 12:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:28:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Does stupidity always come in black?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-03 11:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Again ...
Poetry.com will send ANYONE who submits ANYTHING on their site the same crap this bitch got.
There is absolutely NOTHING about her poetry that she should feel proud of on account of this or any other recognition.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-03 11:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
btw, you just got scammed
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-03 11:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here's a plus 2. try to channel all that anger into something positive. instead of trying to start a war with uber, try to win people's minds or hearts. you know, it is posible to turn yourself around by just posting quality stuff. i've seen it done before.
be gone.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-03 11:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:11:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Stagger Lee
you dont think the ozzi writer matthew reilly is any good?
they are doing movies of his stuff, why the FUCK would thy do a movie if it was shit?
can't explain that can you idiot
man you are useless
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all movies made from books must be worthwhile!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-03 10:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
back to the theory that just because it's published doesn't mean it's crap. to refute this idea wedged in your micropscopic brain i give you danielle steele as an example. she's got loads published, she is not the next oscar wilde or tolkien or hemingway or shakespeare. in fact, she hasn't even made oprah's book club so that should tell you how far down on the level of published shit she is.
you still suck, you're still an idiot for destroying your life because liek omg my bf doesn't luv me nemore and i must cry these tears of pain. you really should hang yourself now if you think that's as bad as it gets. america doesn't need another future crackhead welfare mom which is what you seem to have your sights set for.
jay greening is fat because he eats too much and doesn't move which he's now started to change because of teasing and a general sense of well maybe i should do something. if anything constant harrassment will make you change if you see that sometimes the bad things other people say are true. that is if you're a strong enough person to not believe all that bullshit about self-esteem is more important than reality.
and you're also still posting here after putting us down for posting here. do you see the problem there yet?
you're still a pissy little emo brat.
unless you win a pulitzer, no one's going to kiss your ass. actually even if you did, we probably still wouldn't give a shit.
also, if any award is being given out in vegas, that doesn't have to do with sex or poker, it's bullshit. congratulations on being stupid enough to fall for this.
best of luck,
-2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-03 08:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to +2 this just because I think this woman is getting EXACTLY the reaction she wanted ...
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-03 08:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now that Stephen J. Michaels wrote you a nice letter.
Did you join?
What will be published in which Journal you mentioned Shari?
I'm very into poets... ehm poetry that is and would love to read your spoken words.
I am a poet but I didn't no it.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-03 08:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
These places LOVE people like you. Your need for validation is rather amusing, yet also sad. I almost pity you. Whereas I sit here, laugh, and poke fun at you harmlessly, places like the ISoP get dollar signs in their eyes.
Since you're too dense to do even a minute amount of research, I've done it for you:
http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/ripoff146643.htm
http://windpub.com/literary.scams/update.htm
http://www.winningwriters.com/contests/avoid/av_avoid.php
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/Crimes/Telemarketing/Inbound/MajorIn/publishing.htm
...and that's just from the first page of google's 8 million returns.
Now, I also have a personal dealing with poetry.com to share as well. My ex-girlfriend is technically a "published" poet through that organization. The ex- is also a sub-100 IQ coal miner's daughter who is lucky to form coherent sentences even half the time. Her poetry has no meter, has nothing to say and is fraught with poetry faux pas. But, in trying to be supportive and encourage her I shelled out the dough for her to go to a couple of these conferences and get the anthology with her poems in it. That organization of hacks and thieves shilled us for over a grand - all so I could help my ex stroke her fragile ego. You know what she has to show for it? Two poems in a yearbook (because that's what it is) that cost us $40 and two cheaply printed "plates" of her poems. The awards, plaques and money she was promised were never delivered and she was even threatened when she said she was going to report it.
That is the truth of what you've bought into like SO many others. Now please, just grow up and face the brutal truth that Ubersite is famous for giving: Your poetry is not good. Your shit DOES stink and when you smear it all over your posts, they reek as well.
Should you be an alter and I'm wasting my breath, I'm at least glad that there are other people who can read this and not get sucked into this scam in the future. If you're for real ("real" being relative in this place), please don't ever procreate because stupidity seems to be genetic or at the very least contagious.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-08-03 08:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"ABC TV's 20/20 Exposé on The National Library of Poetry -- "tip-off on a rip-off" -- an entire second grade class received identical acceptance letters for their poems. Barbara was appalled as usual."
Fabulous! Honestly either this is an alter or I am starting to kinda feel sorry for this girl. Someone left their retarded younger sister at home to run amuck on the internet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more gash.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"spoken word concerts"? "be gone"?
HA HA HA HA
this is getting HILARIOUS.
She can't be serious about thinking that it's not a scam. And she SURELY can't seriously think she's any good...
madness. Funny as fuck though.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and sweetheart, it's a scam. If you want to know where people who SELL books get their money from you haven't thought long enough about it. Pay to join the society if it makes you feel like a big growed up writist but not to have your stuff published in a sub par anthology.
PS, please stop saying 'be gone', I nearly laughed up my trachea the last time. It's not enjoyable.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's becoming more entertaining since she's started reviewing her own stuff with 'comebacks'. I actually don't mind giving her heat for once, it's refreshing to see this level of pure unadulterated twat-headedness and stupidity in anything other than a spongecake (not the twat-headedness. I have yet to meet a twat-headed spongecake)
It's like some sort of endurance test. We see how long we can stand it, we see how long she can stand it. Maybe Forensic Girl can whip out some science stuff and we can do some sort of experiment, do a psychological/biological cross-over thing. It'll be great!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok. If she must belong to something to feel vindicated, I'd say that being a member of a club that requires only an application fee for membership counts for nothing toward that end. I therefore might suggest that she apply to Dead Poets Society. Not the one from the movie, that's a little kids club. I'd ask her to join the real Dead Poets Society, the one where the poets are actually dead.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-03 06:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm tired of this already.
At first the sheer bloodlust kept me interested, but now I just want bart to ban this alter. It's what is killing Ubersite and frankly I don't want to see it happen.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-03 06:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You ever think that the reason jgreening is a fat asshole is because you pricks tease him all the time?
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DING DING DING!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is by far the best post from this alter.
Yeah I'm back, well almost, didya miss me?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I tried to be nice and gave a very polite and detailed summary about by dealings with publishers.
I noticed you ignored it and continued on ranting.
I'm pretty sure you're an alter now...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here, have some more heat.
Why not?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:11:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Stagger Lee
you dont think the ozzi writer matthew reilly is any good?
they are doing movies of his stuff, why the FUCK would thy do a movie if it was shit?
can't explain that can you idiot
man you are useless
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Sigh.
Yes, Reilly is gash. Not good gash, either. Horrible, bloated and stenchy gash. As long as the demon of Jerry Bruckheimer exists, there will be awful, awful movies everywhere. I'm actually beginning to believe Bruckheimer has supernatural powers that influence all of cinema negatively.
By the way, I don't care if you're going for heat or whatever, whoever you are. Like heat means anything.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:44:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK YOU YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO PUBLISH MY SPOKEN WORD POEMS AND YOU STEAL MY STYLE AND FORMAT.
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HAHHAHAHAhahahahhaah
If I get a friend to email me asking me to join his society and promises to print my stuff on his dot matrix and post it through his neighbours door i will be A PUBLISHED SPOKEN WORD WRITERGOTH ! ! !OMG !!!
In fact....*looks intently at teh internet*....I'm already a publsihed writer because this is being published !!!! therefore EVERYTHING I write MUST BE GOOD.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way Paint_it_black, I almost just became a member. Almost filled out the application.
WOOHOO! I'M A WRITER!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, gang.
Let's leave this little "artist" alone.
I declare no more heat for this one.
Who's with me?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a) crappy joke gone on WAY too long
b) utter idiot who deserves to be ripped off for being so painfully dumb.
- Its Poetry Sucks.
- Its Art Blows.
- This plot line is weak.
*yawn*
where's the remote?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because there has NEVER been a bad movie.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stagger Lee
you dont think the ozzi writer matthew reilly is any good?
they are doing movies of his stuff, why the FUCK would thy do a movie if it was shit?
can't explain that can you idiot
man you are useless
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't touch her with your willy, berty.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't believe in you.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh dear. I reckon you're an alter, but on the off-chance that you aren't...
1) They want money. You'll give them money. It doesn't matter how good or how bad you are, as long as you pay with real money. I'm a member of Manchester United but I don't think I'll get a call-up any time soon.
2) Why would you trust a professional email with that many exclamation points in it?
3) Speaking of those exclamation points, is the International Society of Poets! actually their whole name (kinda like Against Me!)?
4) Dan Brown, Tom Clancy and Matthew Reilly have all been published, and they are some bad to mediocre motherfuckers. Getting published doesn't mean you're good. It means you might appeal to some people, but they're not gonna be the people on this site, and your writing style is never gonna appeal to me personally. Therefore, no matter how many like-minded people are gonna praise your writing, it's not going to happen here. Try somewhere else.
5) Spewing out posts that angrily refute criticism is a waste of your time and ours. Why get angry at anything said by strangers on the internet? I know I never have.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-03 05:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never realised the girl lived in Vegas!
You should totally let Rad nob you, it'd boost your popularity massivly!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Suck it up, skirt"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK ALL THE HATERS
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT LAS VEGAS IS THE CULTURAL CENTRE OF THE LITERARY WORLD
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay hon, here's how it is...
No legitimate publishing organization will EVER ask you to donate money of any kind. They are either scam companies or vanity presses. Any righteous organization or publisher should have the capital funds to achieve production and distribution on their own. While the E-Market tends to work on a freebie basis due to the nature of the internet, physical works are always going to cost somebody something.
Most places will either offer you an advance payment and/or royalties of the sales. I honestly don't know what poetry prices run, but short story work is around $25 to $500 advance. Quite often short story work doesn't get royalty payments. I'm going to assume an anthology of poetry would work the same way.
I was in negotiation with a comapny to publish an anthology of my short stories on a royalty only basis. Upon further investigation, I found out that this company was being looked into by the Better Business Bureau for Unethical Practices. Pages of complaints had been lodged against them for various reasons. Fortunately, I hadn't signed anything yet.
There really are a lot of shady folks out there, looking to steal your work and your money. Honestly, I had to get an old High School friend now practicing Law on retainer to look over my new paperwork to make sure I wasn't getting screwed. Why? Because the average person doesn't understand the legal fine print. Just be VERY careful with what you do...
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91205
You just don't get it, do you?
You life isn't hard. You haven't been through shit. You're what - 19? 20? Fuck off. Little whiny, attention whores like you is exactly why the world is going down the shitter.
Mommy didn't hug you enough? Daddy didn't buy you that pony?
Suck it up, skirt. Life is full of hard knocks, and you're barely even in the fucking ring.
Spoken word? That's fucking ridiculous.
ALL WORDS ARE SPOKEN! Like I said before - "If I shit in a box and label it art, it doesn't make it true."
I don't condone hitting children, in any way, but if my boys start acting like you I'm gonna knock them around a little.
Now, stop coming here looking for our admiration. It ain't gonna happen, sister. We don't do well with whiny twats.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've changed my mind. This post pwns Bickerstaff into a tri-cornered hat with it's pure awesome.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wake up
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Write something worthwhile woman.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just do a little research....if you want to find out the truth.
All I am doing is linking to literature pages that say this group are bad.
I'm not jeleous of your poetry and I don't try and get anything I write published.
I was trying to stop you make a fool of yourself.
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does stupidity always come in black?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone reviews my other posts but seldom review my spoken word posts
please read them first and then make up your minds.
don't wait for others to rate them and follow like sheep
be gone.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lass, I think they're after your cash, to be honest.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK OFF,
I should have known that this site full of assholes would say shit like its a scam, how the hell it is a scam when they are GIVING me awards and publishing my poetry?
maybe they ask for a donation but HOW THE HELL ELSE do they publish the poetry journals....
whats the matter? you tried to get something published BUT THEY KNOCKED YOU BACK?
get bent
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-03 04:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It gets worse...the more yo