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Submitted by Foolproof (View user info) at 2006-08-03 05:55:53 EDT


Fucking A Thursday!

I'm just gonna post some thoughts today.

Deal with it.

Why is it they have to have the disclaimer "Professional whatever. Do not attempt." in commercials, but not in movies? Do people automatically assume they can't do movie stunts at home?

Why is the road always wet in car commercials and in movies (during night scenes)?

Where does it say God is against abortions in the bible? I'll give you the "laying with man is an abomination" thing, but I don't think abortion is mentioned. And don't try the "thou shalt not kill shit". We know how Christians are.

Is it just me or do Emo kids look more and more like Flock of Seagulls?

Where are the "alcohol is bad for you, too" commercials?

Does anybody else remember Hot Wheels cereal? That shit was awesome!

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Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-16 10:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 18:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

love this stuff

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why do all the young girls today think they have to shave their thingy?
Let's go back to the Hippie days, when a bush was a bush and we went to
the dentist for a haircut. . .

Submitted by malkavian (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The wet streets are obviously for artistic needs.

Here we do have "Alcool is bad for yoy", but it's only about drinking and driving, not about the alccol itself...I guess you're right, good point.

haha filename

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm high as shit on speed
plus twos for all

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-03 11:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Needs more Clorox.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-03 11:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

DENIED

a +2

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-03 10:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1







I'll be trying THAT tonight.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-03 10:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that made me smile.

what i thought was really better than the don't do this at home disclaimer was the bottom of the alphabits commercial that said "cereal cannot actually fly."

+2 for porn.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BONER!

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice pics of Paris Hilton's b-day bash!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 shaved nether region.

Flock of Seagulls ... I'm just glad the hairstyles never caught on.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-03 09:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

holy crap!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nekkid woomenz are everywhere - there's one in my kitchen right now.

<---------------- Right over there.

More nekkidness is good first thing in the morning, and I like the filename too.



Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-03 06:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for teh hotness.

Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-08-03 06:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Always up for nekkidness

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-03 06:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about Plint
User id: 27830
Registered on or around: 2006-07-14 12:03:21
# Messages posted: 6
# Reviews written: 29
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 103
# Hits: 1471
Average rating of all messages: -0.41
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Who the fuck are you?
You can't deny shit, cumstain.

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-03 06:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DENIED!


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