Other kids got clowns and magicians at their birthday parties, I got String Emil (602 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.64 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Plint (View user info) at 2006-08-03 13:47:48 EDT
"Did you pay for the party? The food, the entertainment, any of it?"
"No dad bu..."
"Pay attention you're missing it, oh wow he's eating yoghurt off his balls with a spoon"
User Reviews
Submitted by Stogie (user info) at 2006-08-04 02:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Man, no clue why im laughing at this
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alrighty then
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The fuck?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 16:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blarRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-03 15:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
inside your head is a pile of doo doo
where your brain should be.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't click on any link this guy drops for that matter.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:53:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
to read more about string emil
http://www.string-emil.de/
Don't click on this, kids.
+2, because I'm no liar, but this is definitely worthy of a -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Sphagnum's alter.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a piece of shit. A gooey piece too.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN ASSRAMMING NIGGER!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-03 14:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Foamy?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad to see that you will soon cough up some dick skins.
Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
String Emil's Blurbs
About me:
I am assessed as standard equipment exhibitionistisch and I find it simple Hot to carry sexy underwear and to let me photograph or be naked in the public.
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.. Just add me if you like to chat about strings!
Have a happy time!
Emil.
Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
to read more about string emil
http://www.string-emil.de/
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man... ew.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm high as shit on speed
so plus twos for all
otherwise this was complete shit.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-03 13:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DENIED!
Seriously...what the hell?