My boss is an asshole. (1072 hits)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2006-08-03 17:23:10 EDT
SO yeah... He dropped my IPOD and busted it.
Then refused to replace it.
Then bought himself one because he couldn't borrow mine anymore..
What do you think? What a fucking prick huh?
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-01 06:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yea
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-01 04:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ipods are cool, you should talk to him and tell him you need that and then just chalk it up at a business expense
or something
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-08-05 09:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Did this really happen?
You should sue his ass
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:23:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-04 06:13:49 (#)
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Fuck apple.
Get a Zen.
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Fuck Zen
Get the Sony one
(just don't make a post about it)
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:04:07 EDT (#)
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does he have a computer?
cum on his keyboard.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:30:22 EDT (#)
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Don't listen to any waste of life on this site.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:56:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:09:47 (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-08-04 08:47:31 (#)
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Don't bust his toy. Steal it and apply a layer of cellophane tape to the battery connection terminals.
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iPod's don't have battery connection terminals.
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What, are iPods nuclear-powered or something? Do they run on the smug pseudosuperiority that owning an Apple product seems to instill in people who don't know better?
You have to recharge the batteries somehow. That connection is the one to which I refer.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey man just kick him in the side-neck
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:09:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-08-04 08:47:31 (#)
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Don't bust his toy. Steal it and apply a layer of cellophane tape to the battery connection terminals.
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iPod's don't have battery connection terminals.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-08-04 09:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Money laundering
Bit by bit, you'll get what you're owed
Plus interest
That or you can just rob & ass rape him in some dark alley
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-08-04 08:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't bust his toy. Steal it and apply a layer of cellophane tape to the battery connection terminals. Offer to repair it once it's seen to be non-working. Copy the contents of the drives to your HDD. Clear the drives and load it up with mp3s of Hillary Clinton speeches and Broadway musical soundtracks and all the shite the internet has to offer. Pass it around the office so everyone sees what's on the play list. Clear the drives again and reload the original playlist. Whenever anyone sees the boss listening to the thing, they'll smile at the audio gheyness.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-04 08:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 iPod
Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-04 06:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck apple.
Get a Zen.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-04 05:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The best option would be to have not been sucked in by apples marketing and have bought a sheeppod in the first place! It would have broken once the warrenty had run out anyway so don't worry too much. Plus you bosses will also break once it's past it's year so wait a year then laugh at him.
You could always buy one of those cool purple sony walkmans and take the piss out of his shitty ipod, telling him he's a stupid sheepy cunt.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:16:44 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about DarthFaded
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160 dang man your old school what is every one else who reveiwed 12,000+?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:04:16 EDT (#)
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not the people's court
Eye for an Eye
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90857
luckily i did a whole post on it.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-08-04 00:58:22 EDT (#)
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Don't touch his ipod, whatever you do.
Fuck him up in some other way.
Like, blow up his car or something.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
drop his and bust it
then refuse to buy him a new one
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:09:14 EDT (#)
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Needs the SPT tag.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:03:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 18:35:58 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-03 18:16:25 (#)
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borrow, drop and break his then
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man, we just have to spell out everything for these n00bs, eh TTOM?
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But see, that's only an eye for an eye.
You might also want to slash his tires, and bang his wife. That'll teach him.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 18:35:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-03 18:16:25 (#)
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borrow, drop and break his then
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man, we just have to spell out everything for these n00bs, eh TTOM?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-03 18:16:25 EDT (#)
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borrow, drop and break his then
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-03 18:09:39 EDT (#)
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Look at your goddamn email, Enormo-Skull.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:55:52 EDT (#)
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i'd smash him in the teeth.
or at least younger apollo would have.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:52:29 EDT (#)
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Thankfully, I'm the boss.
So get the fuck back to work, peon.
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Three words:
"The People's Court"
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
break his...
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's so fucked up I can't help but give this a plus two despite the fact that this post is shit
but wait
its SPT
So you're in the clear
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:25:08 EDT (#)
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Please post tomorrow and tell us you accidentally dropped HIS iPod.
That's mind-blowing. What a prick. What a complete prick.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 17:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shove it up his ass.