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SPT - Blaydon Races (1574 hits)

Category: Sound & Music
Labels: awful_awful_awful

Rating: 1.26 on 63 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2006-08-03 19:04:58 EDT


I went to Blaydon races
Twas on the 9th of June
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two
On a summer's afternoon
I took the bus from Balmbras
And she was heavy laden
Away we went along Collingwood Street
To see the race at Blaydon

Chorus:
Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin
Passing the folks along the road
And all of them were starin'
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smilin' faces
Gannin along the Scotswood Road
To see the Blaydon races
---


Oh God. In the interests of making a very late play for Capt Thorns project - and also because it really is the height of silliness.


At least it'll amuse the Americans.

Traditional geordie song.mp3 (320 kB) [audio/mpeg]

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User Reviews


Submitted by FlintofFred (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wheeeeee! PLUS TWO.

Submitted by Cardboard_Box (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wheeeeee! PLUS TWO.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-22 10:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love that song

Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-14 17:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jake L

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.

Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 17:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by aquagirl (user info) at 2008-09-08 16:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 17:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Now we've learnt our A B C,
Won't you come and dance wit me?

Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2008-08-14 10:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yay! go newcastle go!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-06 12:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Spandau Ballet

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jake, if it's you, you have the voice of a eunuch! If not, unlucky to whoever it is.

Scotsy Road leads to Cruddas (Badass Park), where I used to live. Friday is 'Hammers on Chains Night'

'Nuff said.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-08-05 18:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh yeah!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-05 11:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think i forgot to rank this.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-05 10:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-08-05 09:55:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

i don't get it
---
I'm sorry.

Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-08-05 09:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i don't get it

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want your accent
for personal reasons

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so are we talking about karaoke or boobs?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's a good thing kayteeeeeee.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i can't hold a pencil under mine :(. well unless i kind of hunch over and pooch out my stomach. standing straight up though it's a no go.

i swear i can't wait till i can buy real tits. <---- ironical.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

With a hey and a ho and hey noonie no

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:42:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

oh i thought she said bra not boa.

would you wear a bra?
---
Luckily my moobs require no additional support. I've done the pencil test and everything

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh i thought she said bra not boa.

would you wear a bra?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:24:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

well i've already offered pints so i'll foot part of the bill for your karaoke debut.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:21:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright then, I'll get you drunk and let you wear my boa.

DEAL?
---
Deal.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well i've already offered pints so i'll foot part of the bill for your karaoke debut.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright then, I'll get you drunk and let you wear my boa.

DEAL?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would have to be very drunk to do the karaoke. It would be worth seeing however.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let's do karaoke.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Friggin BADASS.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And a fair spin of yarn for ye Scotsmen - entitled "The Scotsman", as performed by Mike Rayburn:

The Scotsman left the bar one night upon an evenin' fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o, ring-di-diddley-I-o
Oh, he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely maidens happened by
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"You see yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built?
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt!"
Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o, ring-di-diddley-I-dilt
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see (ooh!)
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
'Twas nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o, ring-di-diddley-I-dirth
'Twas nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show
Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o, ring-di-diddley-I-doe
Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees (ach!)
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
"Me lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!"
Ring-ding-diddle-liddle-I-de-o, ring-di-diddley-I-dye
Me lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

starting the day off with a smile!!!

:D
^
|
|
|
me smiling.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How can I *not* +2 this?!?

Awesome.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 bravery

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-04 09:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 Blaydon Races.

How could I give this anything else?

-Dave

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 05:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty you are right

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-04 05:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip199.html
---------
Probably the best webcomic story arc in the world.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 05:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-04 04:32:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Listening to this has made me re-think singing Jump and Shout
---
I am saddened

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-04 04:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Listening to this has made me re-think singing Jump and Shout.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-08-04 03:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Further to your email, there is nothing to point and laugh at here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPEL0McCcA

Though there is now.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-04 03:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-03 23:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

amusing

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And earlier I obviously meant Saturday fortnight.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I tried some Broon while I was in Ashton visiting the relatives. It wasn't as good as Tooheys Old.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and it's 'doon' not down.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's Newcie Broon.

No-one says 'Newc'

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

upside-down
Newc Brown

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:41:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
---
Thank fuck for that.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Saturday week. I can't wait.

*points and laughs*

Yes, I'm +2'ing this because it's red, and because the Premier League season starts soon. Yes, I'm okay with that.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

points and laughs

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<points and laughs>

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I EVEN +2ed MYSELF

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:08:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Byker byker byker byker grooooooooooooooove.
---
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90536

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Byker byker byker byker grooooooooooooooove.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DARLING.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHHAH!!!!!!

AWESOME!!!

stuck in my head.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh you Geordies and your antics, what will you get up to next *smile, shake head, shrug*

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'M THE FIRST!





Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy