One last thing before I go...home for the night. (793 hits)
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Submitted by scourge - he quit caring...and look where he is now!!! (View user info) at 2006-08-03 19:14:23 EDT
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:52:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:30:26 EST (#)
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I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:44:51 EDT (#)
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I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:45:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:00:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:02:08 (#)
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And you also probably drive 1 mph below the speed limit in the inner lane of the e-way (the "fast" lane), and when cars start to pile up behind you you think "They don't NEED to go any faster!".
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that's against the law in most states because it is a Passing Lane
doesn't make any difference if you're going @ the speed limit or over the speed limit because you are impeding the flow of traffic behind you in that lane
this does not apply to any other lane
now...can you guess why they have such a law?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-04 14:52:58 EDT (#)
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What does that have to do with anything?
C'mon. Apples n' oranges.
So WHAT if they have quotas? Good. I'm glad.
Fuckers need to be doing more if you ask me.
Guess what? IF you follow the law (ie. don't speed, wear your seatbelt, don't do drugs, don't drink and drive, have insurance,... you know all of the things that MOST of us do) then its incredibly unlikely you will have any problems with the police.
The system is far from perfect, and I personally want ALL of them cops to do a much better job as a whole- but taking the position that they are doing a "bad" one is just plain wrong.
As far as I can tell: Some cops do a terrible fucking job. Some do an outstanding job - and make this world a better place for their efforts. Most just do a good job in keeping us relatively safe- and simply don't deserve all the negative press they get.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:20:51 EDT (#)
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Oh course he's paranoid and who really likes getting dogged by the po-lice.
I would come closer to buying that its about safety if they didn't have ticket quotas that they deny having.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:06:35 EDT (#)
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Hey Loki:
"Part of the problem is that you know oh you fuck well KNOW the trooper ran his tags,"
OK. I don't understand... are you saying that running someone's license plate who is driving a Porsche you concede already "looks like a drug dealer car" is a bad thing? I don't know about you, but I think checking that out is pretty much one of the most basic duties I expect any good police officer to perform... just after helping little old ladies cross the street.
Besides, how do you know that after the cop checked they didn't have a long discussion about what things needed to get done for the rest of the shift.
Eventually they could have decided donuts- and then as clichéd as that is... it was time for a Boston cream. U-turn.
See? It's at least possible that someone was freaking out for no reason... and what seemed like forever- in some serious paranoid way... was just a lot of sweatin' for nothing. Perhaps the cop's extended ride along behind Sam was made extra excruciating because of some sort of irrational guilt?
Who is to say what those cops were thinking? Christ I know whenever I go past a cop I automatically slam on the brakes. I could be doing the speed limit and BAM... cop. Slow down. Cops freak me out.
But they ultimately make me feel safe.
Everyone paints them out to be such assholes and they certainly are at times - don't get me wrong - I make it a habit not to piss off cops. (Well, at least not more than I have to anyways.) But ultimately I think most of them are good people... I know some are outstanding.
And for all the balls they unnecessarily bust... they absolutely keep the peace. I don't think they get enough credit for that.
"OH sure it's all about keeping us safe - jeez"
I think it is. Yes.
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saw that he lives in the big city which can make this whole pulled over in the middle of nowhere worse. I mean come on, he drives a Porsche and it's not like it's pimped out or anything so it looks like a drug dealer car so I think when they ran the tag they clued in that it was a white man Porsche and let him go but what the fuck seriously.
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Don't be quite so eager to assume. All this looks like to me is the cops showed an interest, like you said ...but didn't pull them over. Obviously checked them out, though.
And that's really it, right? The rest is pretty much conjecture.
I mean they could have been complete assholes too. Who knows?
Its entirely possible they were evil mother fuckers. Those cops could have been thinking naughty thoughts and were seconds away from some hardcore backwoods assfucking... when whoop! Fuck! Emergency call. Grrrr. U-turn.
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They grew weary after the license plate came back lame. Lost interest. Got called away. U-turn.
Meh. It could go either way. But I'm votin' the latter.
Just my thoughts...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:30:04 EDT (#)
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I do everything I can to get pulled over just so I can tell the guy I have weapons in the vehicle.
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BWAH HA HA HA HA
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-04 10:02:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:03:52 (#)
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I just keep driving and set the cruise to 1 mph below the speed limit.
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And you also probably drive 1 mph below the speed limit in the inner lane of the e-way (the "fast" lane), and when cars start to pile up behind you you think "They don't NEED to go any faster!".
I BET FIFTY BUCKS IM RIGHT
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-04 08:51:09 EDT (#)
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Can you arrest me for what I think?
no
Well I think you're a cock sucking son of a bitch.
The ONLY time I've ever gotten a ticket was when I was in college and thus poor and driving a piece of shit. That was also when I learned to always always under any circumstances fight the damn ticket. I figured yup I was speeding so I paid the $65 ticket and THEN got the bill from the insurance company. I think my insurance doubled for three fucking years.
It's funny that you get pulled driving a entropy machine but never in a real car unless you're really doing something stupid.
OH fuck now I'm probably going to get pulled this weekend.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-04 08:18:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:39:24 EDT (#)
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I do everything I can to get pulled over just so I can tell the guy I have weapons in the vehicle.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2006-08-04 01:03:52 EDT (#)
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I just keep driving and set the cruise to 1 mph below the speed limit.
I get dogged alot by county cops on my way home at night. They are looking for drunks trying to get to one of the four apartment complexes within a 5 mile stretch.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-04 00:40:51 EDT (#)
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Hey! You Suck!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:38:33 EDT (#)
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loki: Switch lanes & let the cop pass.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:31:29 EDT (#)
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Auto scourge plus two
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:06:20 EDT (#)
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Loki, drive normally, don't pull off.
If you pull off, *they* think that *you* think you're guilty of something, and are assuming you'll be pulled over, anyway.
So then they DO pull you over, and if anything, find a small thing like "someone wasn't wearing a seat belt" sort of thing.
Yes, i know too many CSP's for my own good.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:01:50 EDT (#)
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Loki
is that a comment or a post? Interesting nonetheless.
I think people with Porsches..porschies? should be able
to afford ticket for speeding...and high insurance...
Cops have penis envy and hot car envy too...man power trip thing.
Slow down so they have to pass...unless you've been drinking then slow down to speed
limit and put on cruise control.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:52:50 EDT (#)
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Since this is a post about nothing I have a general question for the masses.
What is the proper thing to do when you're obviously being tailed by a state trooper?
Here is the set-up. About a year ago, poor dear Sam got pulled in one of those little setup sort of things. Let me 'splain. We were on the way to the mountains, going up up up where it was really steep and Sam's little foot was pressing down kind of on the go pedal. Then there was a dip where the road goes down just before it starts going back up up up so the natural thing to do is keep little foot on the go pedal making the car go faster than you realize and ZING that's where he got nailed.
fuck
He ended up in that little spider web of bullshit paying off a lawyer, spending four hours on a precious Saturday in traffic detention but thankfully this kept it from making our car insurance go up.
Then today, he and two coworkers were going to some regional meeting crap that involved him driving down a freeway. He said that he was cruising along about 5 miles or so over the speed limit when this state trooper came zooming up behind him from nofuckingwhere. He freaked, I mean talk about total and complete loss of cool points, getting pulled with coworkers in the car - fuck dat.
So this state trooper tailed him, dogged him from the sound of it, you know what I mean - for some time then eventually turned around in the median supposedly to go fuck with someone else's mind. When I'm in that situation, I suddenly decide that I need to stop and get gas or something but he just kept going. It makes for a nice relaxing drive really. Part of the problem is that you know oh you fuck well KNOW the trooper ran his tags, saw that he lives in the big city which can make this whole pulled over in the middle of nowhere worse. I mean come on, he drives a Porsche and it's not like it's pimped out or anything so it looks like a drug dealer car so I think when they ran the tag they clued in that it was a white man Porsche and let him go but what the fuck seriously.
that's all I have to share
oh wait there was a question, should you casually get off at the next exit and pretend to get gas or just drive along all paranoid?
I should add that there was a story in the paper about a contest where the troopers who wrote the most tickets over July 4th won gift cards even though they deny deny deny they have quotas.
OH sure it's all about keeping us safe - jeez
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:38:28 EDT (#)
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ahhaha
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:49:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-03 20:13:23 EDT (#)
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Scourge - someone who is perfect in every way.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:41:42 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:41:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:41:09 EDT (#)
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A whole lotta nuttin'.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:40:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:38:40 EDT (#)
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Am I the only one who hardly notices other uberers, but then one day suddenly notices someone who's been around for a while, and thinks "Why didn't I notice them before?".
And then every time that person posts or reviews you notice it for some reason...
That's going on with you right now. I mean, with me about you. Or something like that.
I just realized this when I read lokis post and saw you bitching about the form from problem.
In the past I've done this with... oh I forget now. Anyway, this happens to me about once every couple of months.
I'm fucking stupid these days. Memory stuff, etc. I'm trying to think of who else I've done this with... I think Tinactin, Istaros and Ignosic (can't spell his name right for some reason) are the most recent. Oh, and Axotol. Oh and a while back it was BAMF.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:15:42 (#)
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My rating is too high.
Please help me out with that.
And leave links for anything you'd like me to +2.
Goodnight Uber.
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no
When does ADD end?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:23:17 EDT (#)
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Go brush your teeth.
You've obviously been eating a big dick sandwich right before you posted this.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:22:44 EDT (#)
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Profound insightment.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:19:25 EDT (#)
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No, no repost.
I need to live with my mistakes and learn to grow from them in the future.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:18:28 EDT (#)
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I'm speechless. GOD WHY IS THE TV UP SO LOUD???
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:18:17 EDT (#)
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I SEE A POLAR BEAR IN A SNOWSTORM..BEAUTIFUL!
repostrepostrepost
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:17:42 EDT (#)
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What really makes it work is that you left so much to the imagination.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:17:01 EDT (#)
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I actually had soemthing to paste in the submit box, but hit the enter button.
I think I like it this way just as well.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-03 19:15:42 EDT (#)
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My rating is too high.
Please help me out with that.
And leave links for anything you'd like me to +2.
Goodnight Uber.