SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK has crippled me for life. (359 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.55 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Demos (View user info) at 2006-08-03 21:48:38 EDT
Why I can never and will never understand the differece between they're, there, their, your, you're,colons, semi-colons, when to and when not to punctuate, where to start and or end a paragraph, and all that other crap. Because while I was growing up, teachers thought SKOOL HOUSE ROK! was God. The ultimate educational tool, while they could take pictures of small children and crop it onto porn to go home and masturbate to selfmade child porn. Thats right I never learnt anything from school house rock because I couldnt stand the high pitched gay songs that were always being sang about stupid language rules, and I dont take anything coming from a cartoon as serious. I was never taught how to do this shit correctly. Anyways, If anybody knows a good website and/or book that actually teaches this shit in a grown up fasion I would apreciate it very much, no I dont want to pay for a stupid college class that would make me look like the idiot that the public school system has turned me into.
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-08-05 18:40:18 EDT (#)
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idiot
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-03 23:52:09 EDT (#)
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welcome to page 2
Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:37:42 EDT (#)
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You really should have paid attention in school. I don't even remember a time when I didn't understand basic English grammar and punctuation. Don't blame it on the school system--if you couldn't teach yourself then, there's no way you can do it now, seeing how you're so stubborn.
Suck it up and take an English class. Who knows, maybe you'll score some dumb college freshman 18-yr-old ass?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:32:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:12:39 (#)
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eats, shoots, and leaves.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:31:00 EDT (#)
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What the fuck im not reading all of that
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you get the gist
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:28:54 EDT (#)
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I have a severe allergy to commas by the way but that is nt too big of a deal i think that you can all figure out what the fucnk i am trying to say all up in here...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:27:51 EDT (#)
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Why post something else shittier than your last post that would clear your previous post off the front page???
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:12:39 EDT (#)
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eats, shoots, and leaves.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:09:04 EDT (#)
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If you are serious. . .
http://dmoz.org/Arts/Writers_Resources/Style_Guides/Grammar/
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:02:45 EDT (#)
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THE ENTER KEY! DO YOU USE IT, MOTHERFUCKER?