feety takes a crawl down 8 mile (1263 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.98 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by feety (View user info) at 2006-08-04 11:20:25 EDT
fuck that 50 placenta guy.
this shit is the mad note.
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yeah, whatev
mr. thorns just let it run
ay yo turn the heat up a little bit
yo, this song is for anyone
aw, fuck it- just shut up and listen
i sit back with this pack of zwieback
and this bear named teddy
it gives me the shit needed to be
the most feety emcee on this - on this earth
'cause prebirth i've been cursed with this curse to just curse
and just burp this berserk and bizarre shit that works
and it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this sore circumcision this gas in excess
and the breasts they've been swelling up recently on mommy's chest
and i rest again fetally..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when i'm nursin' or peein' my diaper
to not come and speak to me
i don't know you and no,
i don't owe you a motherfuckin' thing
i'm not mr. stinky, did not take your binky
my name's feety O, and i can be a prick
if you tempt me my baba's on empty
no patience is in me and if you offend me
hoofhands lifts you 10 feet in the air
i don't care who is there and who saw him destroy you
go call you a nanny, throw you a tantrum
i'll smile in the nursery and buy you some pampers
i'm tired of arguin'
i don't mean to be mean but that's all i can be is feety
and i am daddy's little fetus man
if i wasn't, then why'd mama say i am?
on the über reviews everyday i am
bart cilfone won't even rate my jam
'cause I am, whatever you say i am
if i wasn't, then why would I say i am?
in the über reviews every day i am
i don't know it's just the way i am
sometimes i just feel like my father, i hate to be bothered
with all of these alters it's constant
and, "oh, it's his lyrical content -
"boy named minus two' - it has gotten such rotten responses"
and all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like corn nugget immediately
points a finger at me
so i'll point one back at her, but not the index or pinky
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one i'll put up
when my fingers are formed, and i won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they all minus 2
when a noob's gettin' bullied and sphagnum's a tool
'cause he's not in the circle jerk, or on bored at work
where were your parents at? and look where it's at
war in überia, now it's a tragedy
always so sad to see, a post with goatse
it's spt again..
they attack feety O cause i rap this way
but i'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that i need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin' and i have returned
and i am, daddy's little fetus man
if i wasn't, then why'd mama say i am?
on the über reviews everyday i am
bart cilfone won't even rate my jam
cause i am, whatever you say i am
if i wasn't, then why would i say i am?
in the über reviews everyday i am
i don't know it's just the way i am
i'm so sick and tired of all of these liars
that i wish that i would get born and retire
and drop from this website and stop with the nerdfights
i'm not gonna grow up right to top the mva..
i'm pigeon-holed into some lollers sensation
to cop me rotation at peon's lactations
and i just do not got the patience..
to deal with these web mental patients who think
i'm some fetus who just likes to voicewhore cause i talk
with an accent, and grab on my peener they always keep leavin'
the same fuckin' comments
what post did i click on, what womb i grew up in
the why, the who what when, the where, and the how
'til i'm grabbin' my cord and c-sectionin' out
'cause they drivin' me crazy... i can't take it
i'm nursin', i'm burpin', on daddy i spit
and i'm thankful for every hit that i get
but i can't take a shit in my diaper
without someone tryin' to hit it
no i won't +2 your post
you can call me an alter i'm glad
and i am, daddy's little fetus man
if i wasn't, then why'd mama say i am?
on the über reviews everyday i am
bart cilfone won't even rate my jam
'cause i am, whatever you say i am
if i wasn't, then why would i say i am?
in the über reviews everyday i am
i don't know it's just the way i am
whatev.mp3 (7 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FEETY FUCKING ROCKS
Submitted by toucansam (user info) at 2006-08-04 23:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i live on 8 mile. +2 D.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. Sorry.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rock on feety, and fuck that shitty alter.
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One post a day, n00b.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Night, feety- mommy's goin' drinkin'. Mind your daddy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Serrano's got the discs.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem to have a child like sense of existance.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHITTER'S FULL
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2ABORT
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're my boy mr. coleslaw. wanna be in my posse?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 14:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:54:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw the bosstones in '96, when they were still good.
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I was supposed to see them on (likely) that tour- they were scheduled in Philly with Butthole Surfers. Only, the Bosstones were "sick", so they were replaced with, hands down, THE worst/funniest excuse for an opening band in a respectable venue evar. I think the Troc pulled them off the street. They sounded like they thought it was 1975, which would be fine, because we all love the classics, right? Right. But no. They sucked. Their only (obviously familiar) fans were a middle-aged, biker looking couple who was drunk off their collective ass and both wore leather vests. It was so awesome.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't even listened to this yet. I suppose I should do that.
I'm only on Uber for the banter now.
ENTERTAIN ME MONKEYS.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lil Feetsums, you funny dawg. [Props to whoever is actually singing this for staying true to the cadence and rhythm of it. Lishy, is that you with the flow skills? I know, I know, it's feety, but if it's you, well done.]
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(haha I feel like an idiot for even internet arguing, before you know it I'll turn into Caul or TL)
And the most recent thing you can bring up to insult me happened what, a year and a half ago? So prior to that and after that, I've done nothing worth an insult?
FUCK that's about as close to perfect as it gets.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God, you guys take this "not being able to handle anything negative" a little too far, don't you think?
Do you really give a shit that I -2ed your ALTER? Seriously.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:47:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't the 'UNGN, UNGH, UNGH' rap guy kind of like the Bosstone from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones?
I want a Bosstone.
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I saw the bosstones in '96, when they were still good.
My girlfriend and I were right next to the stage and at the end of the show Dicky Barrett was sitting on the edge of the stage talking to us. My girlfriend told him she liked a ring he was wearing, so he gave it to her.
Cool guy, right?
No.
It pissed me off because she got all moon-eyed over him because of it. I was jealous of a guy who would never boink my considerably younger than him lady friend anyway.
Now that I'm older and wiser I would know well enough to parlay that euphoria of hers into some sweet lovings for me.
Yeah, she might be thinking of that scratchy voiced douchebag, but I'd be the one balls deep, right?
Anyway, Dicky Barrett was actually pretty cool.
The end.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't the 'UNGN, UNGH, UNGH' rap guy kind of like the Bosstone from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones?
I want a Bosstone.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:44:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
i dunno why, but now i have outkast - ms jackson stuck in my head and it's your fault.
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I'm sorry miss jackson, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:09:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what I think a great job is?
I'll tell you.
Being that guy who is on stage with the rapper. You know, the guy who just bends up and down at the knees saying "Ugh, ugh, what.." over and over again into the mic while his other hand is held out in kind of a Heil Hitler thing.
I mean, you know that guy gets a paycheck for that, and it has to be a decent one or else what is the incentive for looking like a drooling baboon?
Plus the wardrobe...get out of here. Those billowing yards of jersey fabric make you look so ghetto chic. And the 'grill'? I'd die to have fake precious metals grafted onto my teeth, I bet the orange soda and cheetos don't stain those at all.
Have you hired one of those guys yet, feety? True playas usually have a minimum of two of them.
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OK, this post sucked, but this review is HALARIOUS - and yes, I want that dude's job.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i dunno why, but now i have outkast - ms jackson stuck in my head and it's your fault.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:10:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so tired of alters. If you feel like having a fantasy world with fantasy charecters, buy some barbies.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66404
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus fucking 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am by Marshall Mathers
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:10:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so tired of alters. If you feel like having a fantasy world with fantasy charecters, buy some barbies.
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or play dungeons and dragons.
You are attacked by a giant tree frog. -2die.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Which song is that? It's hurting my head from trying to remember.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or fake a pregnancy, right?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so tired of alters. If you feel like having a fantasy world with fantasy charecters, buy some barbies.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what I think a great job is?
I'll tell you.
Being that guy who is on stage with the rapper. You know, the guy who just bends up and down at the knees saying "Ugh, ugh, what.." over and over again into the mic while his other hand is held out in kind of a Heil Hitler thing.
I mean, you know that guy gets a paycheck for that, and it has to be a decent one or else what is the incentive for looking like a drooling baboon?
Plus the wardrobe...get out of here. Those billowing yards of jersey fabric make you look so ghetto chic. And the 'grill'? I'd die to have fake precious metals grafted onto my teeth, I bet the orange soda and cheetos don't stain those at all.
Have you hired one of those guys yet, feety? True playas usually have a minimum of two of them.
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i poop bigger'n you mr. hadley
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:57:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Insomuch as you're an alter of your mom and dad, Thorny, then, yes, you're right.
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Ohhhh....ALTER!
And here all this time I thought they were calling me "Walter."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insomuch as you're an alter of your mom and dad, Thorny, then, yes, you're right.
Are children alters? By raising a child and instilling their values and tendencies do parents, ultimately, wear a living, breathing mask in the world?
I believe this requires a discussion.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 eminem spoof
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:53:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:44:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:38:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry I -2d your intarweb boytoy's stupid alter. Please forgive me.
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There are so many things wrong with that sentence. But thanks for the hits. Happy Friday.
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Agreed. I can attestes that feety is not an alter of Orgasmajism.
At least, not exclusively.
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Or am I lying? Who knows?!? I HAVE NO IDEA WHO IS WHOM ON HERE ANYMORE!!!
Gonna take a gun to the man who started this alter nonsense...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:44:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:38:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry I -2d your intarweb boytoy's stupid alter. Please forgive me.
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There are so many things wrong with that sentence. But thanks for the hits. Happy Friday.
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Agreed. I can attestes that feety is not an alter of Orgasmajism.
At least, not exclusively.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well...someone must have been eating spicy food this week.
Remember, lad - East Coat, not West.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:38:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry I -2d your intarweb boytoy's stupid alter. Please forgive me.
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There are so many things wrong with that sentence. But thanks for the hits. Happy Friday.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not familiar with the original song at ALL...but thanks for the shout-out little buddy!
Now drop that dope placenta and kick it outta there, post-haste!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bah...I use the other one from home because I don't know this password anymore. It's something like 64 random characters long.
I'm sorry I -2d your intarweb boytoy's stupid alter. Please forgive me.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you, feety
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most with laughter
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not bad at all..
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:27:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Drop this shitty alter.
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Drop your shitty alter. You know, the other one you like to review under.
Those are some dope rhymes and phat beats little man!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Literally made me cry.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drop this shitty alter.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!?!?
Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FAFA FOOEY THAT'S BABA BOOEY - Riley Martin, 2006