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Submitted by Plint (View user info) at 2006-08-04 12:13:19 EDT


I am already tracing the IP router of the hacker responsible for deleting my messages from the forum, when it is found a rain of fire upon your computer, endless DoS attacks for life, you've been earmarked, time you little script kiddies see the tables turned by a real hacker

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.

-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.

-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare


Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Play nicely kiddies

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a first hand testimonial: being hacked is not a pleasant Xperience, a wise word of warning to all of you who attempt to fuck with me

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've been hacked and it's not a pleasant experience.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:34:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:32:25 (#)
Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:32:24 (#)

How do you log in and out so fast George? Do you have two computers at work? One possibly running Linus?
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in envisioned a motherboard with a blanket consoling charlie brown about not kicking the football.

sidenote: i shall be attempting linux soon. pray for my soul.

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry people, you all just keep digging yourself into more trouble, you don't know when to keep your mouths shut do you

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well if hacking doesn't work there's always voodoo dolls and chicken bones.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:32:25 (#)
Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:32:24 (#)

How do you log in and out so fast George? Do you have two computers at work? One possibly running Linus?

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

to the doubters who think their connections cannot be physically hacked: if you are connected to the internet my krew will manage it, without fail

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

gOOD THING I WASNT rUNNING dOs, OR i WOULD HAVE bEEN sUPEr hACkED

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my krew has surfaced from time to time over the past few years, only to disappear into the untraceable, we are |2EVE|_@+|0/\/z and (O|)E$h!N3|2$, and a thousand other names, and when all this is done my krew will disappear, leaving your TCP/IP crippled and your mac address hacked and given out to a thousand script kiddies who run our programs and know how to make use of it

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GONE, you are no more.


You are the weakest link, goodbye.


Keep posting though, it has been working really well for you so far today.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:28:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

You dick what did you do the server at my job was just attacked by hackers

thats fucked up, I'm calling John Walsh

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You wouldn't have been hacked if you were running Linus

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its physically impossible to hack me.


sorry to burst your bubble

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:26:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

anyone who gives this post -2s to attempt to shift the power to get my messages deleted will be hacked, I'm passing on a list of user names and IP #s to my krew on an underground IRC channel as we speak
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Bring it fuckstain. Fucking bringit.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You dick what did you do the server at my job was just attacked by hackers

thats fucked up, I'm calling John Walsh

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOAD "",1,1 *.8

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

anyone who gives this post -2s to attempt to shift the power to get my messages deleted will be hacked, I'm passing on a list of user names and IP #s to my krew on an underground IRC channel as we speak

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH NOES, AM I GOING TO GET TEH h4x0red because of this???!!?!shiftone11!!???!?

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry plint, this is all out of my hands now, you've pissed me off and I've soon to hack this post as well with the help of my krew, they are like ghosts, never been caught for two and three quarter years, so I'm sorry it has to end this way but you gave me no other option

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i remember we had someone threaten DoS attacks on the site before

Look where we are now....

still kickin ass

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ascii rooster is not hacking, you will soon Xperience a real hacking

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha I just hacked you, and you don't even know it

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry people, this is all out of my hands now, you've pissed me off and I've handed the matter over to my krew, they are like ghosts, never been caught for two years, so I'm sorry it has to end this way but you gave me no other option

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll save you some time. I hacked your posts off, but you'll never get me, I'm running Linus.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die in obscurity.


Bonus: If anything were to be directed as an attack at any user or the site itself, you would be punishable under the Information Infrastructure clauses of the Patriot Act.

HAR HAR CAGE IN GUANTANAMO!



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My reviews often help things stay on the front page longer, because I'm too big of a pussy to give anything other than a +2.

It's true, just ask Bradley.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love this guy

Please don't hax0r me

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no backpeddling you fuck, you've been hit by R3LE/\/+[]_E$S


Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bwahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

*gasp*


hahahahahahhahahahahah*choke/gasp/choke*hahahahahahhahaha

This was hilarious

+2 if it was SPT


Submitted by parsleywish (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ha ha ha ha ha,,,,stupid is funny.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, are you really that stupid?

If a post falls below -1 on 10 reviews, it automatically gets removed from the front page.

Check your user info


All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to
fly home, then I will murder him.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart on the Road