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Submitted by Plint (View user info) at 2006-08-04 12:53:38 EDT


here is a little formula you can use to estimate the severity of my krew's imminent retaliation of all perpetrators involved in this farce

s^n

where s is the amount of shit you were originally in and n is the amount of times you manipulate the code to kick my messages off the website or at least from view

burn

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-07 09:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-07 09:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:11:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

justify your continual use of natural resources or cease to do so
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This is why I love Loki.

















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































and not you

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-07 09:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:13:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

What's the formula for how much shit you suck. ""

that's easy:

ETS*JPeg^electro

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-07 08:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Is this guy serious?

Does he know the site automatically bumps posts rated shitty?

Submitted by vagabond (user info) at 2006-08-07 08:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the sheer stupidity of this person astounds me

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

enjoy your banning

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

my bad

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What's the formula for how much shit you suck.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I award this a +2 in hopes that I too will be earmarked for DoS

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

justify your continual use of natural resources or cease to do so

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:07:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

hysterical

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George you fucked up with this alter, you forgot to earmark yourself for DoS hacks, tsk tsk

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hysterical

Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the n is increasing, exponential DoS waves upon thee

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Find a syringe.

Now find a bottle of drano.

Fill the syringe with said drano.

Insert syringe in neck.

Push plunger.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A reading from the Book of Shitpost:

2005-12-27 (02:23:35)

I drew a drawing of my dong
A year ago today
I took the drawed-on paper and I
Tucked it safe away
Today I found the drawing which I
Opened nice and slow
And this is what I found I'd drawn
So many months ago:

A picture of my dick, swollen and scourged by a whip made of a thousand angry vaginas,
Pussies vomiting ants and hornets, spewing them onto my weeping, tortured cock diesel,
Chained and punished so, my wounded hangdown sits there on the page, cast in graphite:
A testament to the vile, broken world we live in.

A world that will somehow suffer the likes of this bullshit post.
Thank you for making my day worse.

You owe me for these seconds that I will never see again,
And that is a balance that you cannot pay.


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-04 13:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

UHOH, I HAVE BEEN EARMAKED FOR DoS...


http://www.ubersite.com/m/91367#2088085

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What?

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jesus christ you suck


Where's bart when you need him...

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG we're all in the shit with a Uber user...a man at a keyboard OMG ......

RUN AWAY !!!!!!!!!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why can't bart permanently do this so we don't have to do this for ourselves?

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

par·a·noi·a (p?r'?-noi'?)
n.
A psychotic disorder characterized by delusions of persecution with or without grandeur, often strenuously defended with apparent logic and reason.
Extreme, irrational distrust of others.
[Greek, madness, from paranoos, demented : para-, beyond; see para-1 + nous, noos, mind.]

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Come along with us!
Come along to Awesometown!
Give us all your trust!
And wipe away your frown!
Andy!
Jorma!
Akiva!
ANDY!!
Jorma?
Akiva?
ANDY!! AND JORMA AND AKIVA!!

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

30s, thats right mother fucker, i am all up in your face BITCH

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-04 12:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ummm????

STFU n00ber?


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