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Senseless Emo Diatribe (very short and a bit masturbatory) (1182 hits)

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Rating: 1.55 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Anansie (View user info) at 2006-08-04 15:05:55 EDT


This is the last thing I'll ever write for you. I'm sick of you being a muse. I hate the word in connection to you, as if you were worthy of all the ink spilled in your name. Even as I write this, I know you'd be enamored of that line. "Ink spilled like blood," you would marvel. I can hear your voice right now, you coward. You clod. You fucking POET.

I gave Cara a bit of advice yesterday: "Never trust a writer. Moreover, never trust a poet." Her eyes flickered like candles at an altar, and she looked at me as though I were immaculate, as though I were the virgin. But I am a joke, and the irony was not lost upon either of us. I fancy myself a "writer," after all. But I was on my fifth glass of wine and argued with impunity. "They are too free with their words. They give them away, and then want them back later. They say things in the moment, and by God... at the time they mean it. He had power over you because of that, Cara." I said her name. It was the period to my sentence and proof that I spoke to her, and not myself.

So this is my last message: fuck you. I could find a poetic way to say it, but not other words quite capture that sentiment. So sit in your corner and keep on raging.

Against the machine.
Against the dying of the light.
Against whatever the fuck you rage against.

Remember that you are a nothing, and not even a significant nothing. Because "nothing" can be made into something: an idea, a philosophy. People try to wrap their heads around the concept and it confounds them. You confound no one. You are a bag of skin, holding organs and cells, hoarding life in that sack like stale bread. Moldy and useless.

Bread can't eat itself you rotten son of a bitch.


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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-11 10:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 YOU HAVE A BAJINER

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just looked up the book, it sounds interesting. Maybe I'll check it out.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I haven't read "Anansi Boys," so no. It's actually based on the African, Ashanti myth. Which, I suppose, is where Gaiman got the name.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-15 15:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you named after the Neil Gaiman character?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-16 12:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:06:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, man, thanks for reading my story and offering some good criticism. I know the ending was all suicidy, but I actually planned on more to happen to him before he got home, I just never wrote it. Maybe someday I will.

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O-Tron stole my joke for this post.

And you're welcome.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-14 18:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-14 17:15:16 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:33:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going for library science. Feel free to mock me, all of you.
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I approve - I am a librarian, y'know.
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You're cute...have I stalked you yet?


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-14 16:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

anger = awesome.

Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-08-14 15:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm bored.

Submitted by Stogie (user info) at 2006-08-05 15:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Definatly high five worthy

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Does this mean you are single?!?!!?!?

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-04 18:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Ok, no more shots for this chick ...

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-04 17:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the daaaaaarkness from aaaaabooooooooove@!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Godchicken: You should post some of the stuff you write (maybe not the really personal stuff). This site needs it.

Shlongy: Why would anyone want to cover it with chocolate?


No one in particular: Owning a lot of books is only good if you're not moving. And owning fragile, thin-glassed shot glasses is always stupid.

Later people, I've got to get some packing done before I go out tonight.


Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I only offer once.

I had the same sort of thing going, which is why I have not written much in a long time. I finally wrote it out as an entry somewhere I keep hidden, and feel good to be done with it, too.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

How about some chocolate covered co...

Never mind. Too late.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Godchicken:

This bullshit ended a while back, but I still found myself writing about this person occasionally, and it hit me, "why the fuck do I still write about this asswipe?" So I decided to write this last bit and be done.

So, technically, I don't really NEED chocolate, since it's been a while. But hey, if you're offering...

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:00:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Words are the coin of poets and writers.


No wonder there are so many starving artists in the world.



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That's the theme I guess. Words mean absolute shit to me.
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Sorry it's come to that.

Would this be an appropriate time to offer to send you chocolates, and actually follow through?



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:26:05 (#)
Ranking: 1

One of the things that kept me coming back to this site was I had yet to encounter the expression "I heart".
It's a sad day for Marginwalker.
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It's said "in jest". I'm not actually 13. I promise. *frowny emoticon*

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Your beave looks older than 11?

Prove it.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't leave me spidergirl

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 16:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

Words are the coin of poets and writers.


No wonder there are so many starving artists in the world.



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That's the theme I guess. Words mean absolute shit to me.

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's too much aggresion, and not nearly enough self-loathing to be emo.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:51:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

I love hate.





Anansie, you make me swoon. Then I remember that you look like an eleven year old.

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Only from the chest up, dear.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Words are the coin of poets and writers.


No wonder there are so many starving artists in the world.



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love hate.





Anansie, you make me swoon. Then I remember that you look like an eleven year old.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't not plus 2 hate

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i liked this

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:13:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

"I heart...."
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One of the things that kept me coming back to this site was I had yet to encounter the expression "I heart".
It's a sad day for Marginwalker.

Anyway - it's always better to spout this shit out, and I hope you feel better.

Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You're just the sweetest.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll make it up to you, somehow. Somewhere. Somewhen.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wonder if anyone will see the correlation between that picture and the last word in the title.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep..still think I might be in love with you.

I heart arguing with impunity after drinking too much wine.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I shall never forgive you, Orgasmo. NEVAR!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-04 15:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Look I'M SORRY, ok?


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